So sorry for the delayed update! If you love me, you'll understand! Like I said before, legal drinking age where I live is 18. So I don't care about different laws or anything like that, okay? This is from what I know.

I don't own Twilight or New Moon. I do, however, own a year's supply of turtle wax, very generously donated to wrecking hotel rooms, the coolest person I don't know.

Emmett looked from his brother to the drunken human swaying before him. "Emmett isn't here right now…please leave a message after the beep…" He tugged Alice in front of him, face completely panic-stricken.

Bella held out her hand to Jasper. "Lie down with Bella? Pretty please?" She hiccuped, giggling, and Jasper turned to his wife as Bella continued speaking. "Bella not sleeping without cutie…sleep with Bella?" She was obviously too far gone to realize the double meaning.

Emmett winced as Edward growled, and bowed his head. "Dear Lord, I know we haven't spoken in…a long time…but if you smite Edward where he is standing before he takes this chance to kill me, I promise I'll pray every night…I'll even go on the internet and get one of those certificates so I can marry people! Just smite him!"

Edward pinched the bridge of his nose with one hand, supporting Bella with the other. "Jasper, for the love of God, lay down with her." Jasper's eyes widened, and he watched Edward warily, eyes flickering to Alice every so often. "I won't hold you responsible for anything. I'll stand there…the alcohol takes away the appeal of the blood. All I'm asking is you lay down next to her. Please. If it'll make her sleep."

Alice sighed. "Jasper, just go. It wont kill either of you…" She smiled slightly. "No pun intended." Bella was growing impatient, squirming in Edward's grasp, and stumbling on the spot. The scent of alcohol was obvious on her.

Jasper groaned. "Come on, Bella." He held his arms out, and Edward scooped up Bella, dumping her into his blonde brother's arms. Bella promptly pressed her cheek against his shoulder, grinning, and murmuring sleepily. Jasper looked at Edward almost pleadingly. 'Edward, I need you in the room the whole time...please don't let me lose it. If I even start to think about it...'

Edward eyed his brother almost suspiciously, his body tense. He nodded, and Jasper stopped breathing. 'Thank you...she doesn't mean anything by it. She doesn't feel anything to me. She's just drunk.'

Bella looked at Edward, her eyes wide and almost innocent looking. "Jazzysper and Bella beddy bye bye go?" She hiccupped. Edward nodded, and she grinned. "Eddywardy loves Bella, doesn't he?"

In spite of himself, Edward softened. "Yes, Bella. Eddywardy loves you more than you could possibly imagine. Ever will imagine." Bella smiled dreamily, and yawned. Jasper glanced at him again, before starting upstairs, eyes a dark golden, but still refusing to breathe.

Edward guided them into his bedroom, and Jasper carefully lowered himself onto the couch, still cradling Bella. Her eyes were just beginning to close, and slowly she started to drift off to sleep.

Smiling, Edward glanced at Jasper. As he was about to speak, Bella beat him to it. "Eddywardy...? Bella loves you too...a lot more than she loves drinking...she doesn't like drinking much at all..." She rolled over, and buried her face in Jasper's shoulder.

Jasper's lips quirked up. "She doesn't drool or anything, does she?" Edward chuckled, shaking his head, not missing Jasper's relieved sigh. "Oh good...I happen to like this shirt. Alice let me buy one for myself. You and Bella will reach that eventually."

Edward shook his head. "Bella and I will never have what you have...you know how I feel about her. And, evidently, how I feel about her becoming a vampire. I'm not too keen on it happening."

Jasper shrugged, "I also feel what she feels about you. She'd do it, Edward. For you." He looked down at the sleeping human. "The depth of her feelings surprises me, honestly. A vampire takes decades to feel emotion as she does. She's an unusual being...Aro was right to be curious about her power as a vampire."

Edward shook his head. "It's not going to happen if I can help it, Jasper." He smiled at his girlfriend, limp in his brother's arms. "I'd rather her living without me...to being dead with me."

Jasper nodded, and they were both quiet for a long time. Jasper was the first to speak up. "One thing's for sure...both Bella and I are going to want to die in the morning. Her from embarrassment, her hangover, and I'll feel it all..."

Edward grinned. "It'll teach her not to drink again, that's for sure."

I'm so sorry this took so long. I had some stuff to deal with…and I moved states, and yeah. It's all a bit big at the moment. All my stories will be updated soon though, I haven't given up. Please just be patient?

This was more of a bonding chapter, but this story's almost over. I know you all wanna see Bella's hangover from hell. So I wont disappoint you!

Please review…cause I know you would all review if I was Edward!

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