I don't own Twilight or New Moon. And in saying that, sadly, I do not own Edward Cullen. It's vice versa. If I did own Twilight, New Moon and Edward Cullen, I'd know what happens in Eclipse. And I'd have a hot vampire boyfriend.
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Ooh…Edward's on a chatroom when he's meant to be working! I think I'm a bad influence on you.
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You're one to talk, Isabella Marie Swan. You've spent too much time with Emmett, I can tell. Only he used to go on chatrooms and terrorize poor innocent humans.
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Well, I'm not terrorizing poor innocent humans. You know me, I prefer torturing vampires. And by the way, Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, don't you 'Isabella Marie Swan' me!
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Isabella Marie Swan! Isabella Marie Swan! Isabella Marie Swan! Isabella Marie Swan! Isabella Marie Swan! Isabella Marie Swan! Isabella Marie Swan! Isabella Marie Swan! Isabella Marie Swan!
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And to think I called you my angel…more the opposite! What do you know, Emmett was right…speaking of Emmett, I thought he'd be online. Probably pestering someone.
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Hello children. I have returned.
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Ah, Emmett, perfect timing. Or, as others might say, speak of the…evil Count Dracula…and he might appear. To what do we owe this rare yet oh-so-wondrous pleasure?
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You know, I don't appreciate sarcasm, my dear Isabella. Watch out, you may just be my next victim…because…
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Let me guess…you vant to suck my blood? Right?
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Vlahahahahahahahahaha!
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Bite me. No seriously, bite me. Edward won't. So, I may just go visit the evil Count Dracula. That'd be wicked. Hey, does he really exist?
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Of course. I am he. Count Dracula. Vlahahahahaha!
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You see what you've started, Emmett? And no, Isabella Marie Swan, I will not bite you. I won't.
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Let me guess…you don't eat junk food? snicker Get it?
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Lmao, Emmett, lmao. Ooh, just quickly, who killed Caesar? Research assignment.
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Don't you dare, Emmett. Or I'll be the one lmao. When I tell Rose exactly why her car is scratched on the front.
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Sorry human, I can't risk it!
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Thanks a lot, Edward!
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Alice, Edward's not giving me answers again! Will you?
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glares at Alice
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Sorry, Bella, but I'm getting the evil eye. Edward and I are in class together. Got to love that. Completely.
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Yeah, well, I have Mike Newton for company. Swap anytime. Any day. I'll ask him…oh great. He's asleep! Ooh, teacher yelling at Mike…lol…ooh, teacher coming this way…crap!
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Bella? You still there?
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I think we've lost her. Isabella Marie Swan was a kind and gentle person, with no self preservation, and a liking for dangerous creatures…and evil Transylvanian vampires…
I feel your pain
A good captain always goes down with his ship. Hey Edward, you've been quiet for too long. Teacher get you too?
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Two in one day! Mass murderer on the loose! Wait, Jasper, is Emmett still in your class? Was it him?
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Come off it, I'm nice to Bella. Just not to Edward.
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She's gone. Thank God for that. Wait, Edward…? You there?
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Sorry, busy correcting the teacher again. Right. You don't find it odd that we're all on computers…at the same time? I mean, it's rare enough that we get to use computers, but all of us?
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Oh yes, the world is going insane. Emmett must have become ruler of the world. Or the penguins have taken over.
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Already am, Bella. Already am. The penguins are simply my evil little allies in this wicked wide world of mine…hang on, where's Rose? I'm so alone!
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Oh, poor evil Emmett!
I feel your pain
Uh, I think that's where we were all meant to offer sympathy.
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What? Oh yes, much sympathy from me.
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And me…I suppose.
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Not from me!
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#$&!!!
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You know, Emmett, I can actually read minds. Including yours. It's rather obscene. I never wanted to see Rose without clothes on, so, thanks for that.
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Oops.
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What's this about my car? Earlier in your conversation? Emmett?!?
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Oops again. Bigger oops. Um, well, you'll never believe it, but there was this…penguin…and it spoke to me and it threw something at your car and was all…
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Basically, Rose, he went for a drive while you were hunting and raced some kid and got the car scratched.
(Princess Rose)
EMMETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Edward! You promised you wouldn't tell! You are so deceased.
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Well actually, living dead is more accurate…
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Behave, children. Calm them, Jasper. Especially Emmett. Make him all happy and sympathetic, and guilty for being mean!
I feel your pain
For your sake. And Bella's. And mine.
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Thank God for that. Sometimes, Jasper, I love your powers. Not always, but right now.
I feel your pain
And apparently I get bonus points from Bella. How are you Emmett?
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I'm so sorry Edward! I cursed at you, and was mean, and Rose…I can't believe I did that to your car…please forgive me?
(Princess Rose)
Possibly forgiven, you are. But touch the car again, and I'll get a divorce!
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You'll need more than one, Rose! After all of your weddings!
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Keep him like this until we get home, Jasper. Then Esme will keep him calm. And I won't be nearly killed.
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And I thought you were already dead!
(Princess Rose)
Oh wow. The human attempted a joke.
im not clumsy…the floor just hates me
More like a sarcastic response, Rosalie. And by the way, very original name. At least Alice made hers look cool.
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Mind you, I think either Jasper or Bella have the best name. Wait, Bella, yours is wrong. The floor's not the only thing that hates you, stairs and cordless phones do too.
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Lmao, once again Alice. Lmao.
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Play nicely, Isabella.
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Hey, some kid just blew up something in the lab. I heard it. Bang. Kaboom. Poor person. How cool would that be? Exploding the lab, I mean.
I feel your pain
Uh, Alice, can I stop the happy now? Emmett's acting like you on a very good day.
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Lol, Emmett's high on happi! Hey Emmett, will you come shopping with me next time Alice makes me go? For company? And my own personal enjoyment?
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No. Way. In. Hell. Wait, no, I'll go when Edward agrees to change you. Yes! At this rate, I'm safe forever!
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Too early, Jasper, too early. You couldn't have kept the happy coming for, I don't know, long enough to ruin his life?
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Emmett is never going shopping now. But I'm with Bella on that one, Jasper. We could have laughed, and pointed, and ridiculed. And then laughed some more.
alice in shoppingland
Don't be mean. You know, shopping isn't all bad.
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Yes it is!
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Well I love it.
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I've noticed!
(Princess Rose)
You people are all boring me. I'm off to suffer another boring lesson. Alone. So bite me.
im not clumsy...the floor just hates me
No fair, I wanted that first!
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Ding, dong, the wicked witch is dead…
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Play nicely, please, Bella. She is, after all, my wife. And if Edward gets his act together, your sister in law.
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We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz…
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Ooh, I am so not being a munchkin!
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I know! Rose is the wicked witch, Bella's Dorothy, I'm the good witch, Edward's the scarecrow, Jasper's the tin man, Carlisle's the wizard, Esme is Auntie Em, and Emmett is…
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Oh god, here we go, I'm the munchkin, right?
alice in shoppingland
Well, you were going to be the lion, but I like your idea! We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz…
I feel your pain
Why am I made of metal?
alice in shoppingland
Would you prefer to be the mayor of the munchkin city? And that way, we can demote Emmett to flying monkey!
I feel your pain
Don't worry. I'm being quiet now.
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I wouldn't complain, Jasper, I'm made of hay! Either a strong gust of wind, or a match will be my doom!
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Well, Rose is slaughtered by water…
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I'm melting! I'm melting!
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And Bella gets wicked red shoes and a little dog and basket.
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There's no place like home! Oh, Auntie Em? Auntie Em? Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore…don't know if I can spell that, actually.
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Bell's about to go. Let's get this work finished.
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Alas, he makes sense! See you at lunch!
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I feel your pain
Don't be too down during class. I'll know if you are. Remember, I feel your pain.
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I'll be back! For the count always returns for his victims…
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Evil, psychotic Emmett…shakes head…How long until lunch? Exactly?
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A minute and twenty three seconds.
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I can last that long…I think.
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Well I cant.
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Try. I am. Bye. I love you.
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I love you too. Goodnight, goodnight, parting is such sweet sorrow, that we must say goodnight, til it be morrow.
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Edward. It's less than a minute.
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Doesn't make it easier.
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Hey, what'd you all think? If you liked it, I might consider writing another one…so yeah, please review!
Just A Little Bit Dramatic
