Chapter 2: They Already Know
"Don't be in such a rush" said Edd. "The other kids MUST know about Cratina by now." "It is now survival of the fittest." "We gotta get prepared!" said Eddy.
The Ed's went to Edd's house. "Ok, what do girls like?" said Eddy. "Well, girls would like someone that is clean, so Ed is out of luck, BUT we can clean him up and make him a girl magnet" said Edd. "That's impossible!" said Eddy. "Let's try something else right now, we'll fix Ed later" said Edd. "What about music?" said Eddy. "Great idea Eddy!" said Edd. "But what kind of music do girls like?" said Edd. "How about Skrillex?" said Eddy "Skrillex?!" said Edd. "Are you kidding me?! Skrillex is just junk, JUNK I TELL YOU!" "Double D's dark side is coming out again!" said Ed. Eddy put on Skrillex. "See, it's not so bad" said Eddy. The beat was about to drop. "I like this, Eddy" said Ed. "If you can't beat them, join them" said Edd to himself. They all started doing the robot.
"Dude! I see Cratina!" said Eddy. "This is embarrassing" said Ed. Edd was still dancing. "Dude, the fuck!?" said Eddy. "Your not embarrassed?" said Eddy. "I-I d-don't really have feelings for Cratina" said Edd. "WHAT!?" said Eddy. "Actually, that's great!" "But still, you don't like Cratina?" "I still like Nazz" said Edd. "We have no reason to be with you, all were gonna do now is try to date Cratina. "I guess this is goodbye. For now" said Edd. Eddy and Ed left Edd's house and went to Cratina's house. "I hope this whole thing stops soon" said Edd. "Very soon."
