Anybody have any ideas for pairings? I have some ideas already but nothing is coming to mind for some of the characters. Like Rhinox, or Scorpinoc. These people have no lives. They are too into their computers… okay that came out wrong. If you have any ideas at all, please post them, I will read it and who knows, maybe your idea will be in my story.

"What are you doing on the floor, drone?"

"Enjoying my view of the ceiling. What do you want Inferno?"

"I'm just taking Samantha something to eat. She's not well. The royalty is very worried about her."
"He would be."
"Are you insulting the royalty?" Inferno tilted the pot a little over Terrorsaur's head.

"I'm not insulting anyone. Just leave me alone for a while."

Inferno started to walk away.

"You know… now would be the perfect time for me to run in there and fondle or bother Samantha. (I tried the word molest but it was just bugging me. So we are going to stick with the little kid dialogue.) But I don't think I will. I know it sounds out of character but I feel like doing nothing this time."

Inferno just looked at him like he was insane and left him on the floor.

Inferno entered the room to find Megatron cradling Samantha, Waspinator buzzing around trying to get his room semi-clean. Inferno placed the food on the floor near her and began to prepare the necessary finishes. Samantha looked at him. She started to bounce around.

"What is it little one?"

Samantha pointed to the pot his was holding. Making sure not to spill it.

"Mine?"

"Yes. It's yours." Inferno pinched her cheek. "You're so cute right now. Maybe we shouldn't turn you back."

"You might want to be careful there Inferno, I don't think Samantha's head should get any bigger, yesss. She may never listen to us again."

Inferno laughed.

"You're probably right."

Inferno went back to his mixing. Keeping one hand on the pot.

"What are you doing Inferno?"

"Royalty, it is a very delicate procedure. I must make sure everything goes right."

"All you have to do is put the liquid into a bowl. How hard is that?"

"It's not just that. I have to make sure it's the right temperature is good enough for her throat and…"

"Her throat! Oh my god I nearly forgot." Megaton placed her down on the blanket and began to look for the bottle. Samantha started to whine. She wanted more attention. Waspinator flew down and rubbed his head against hers. Samantha started to tug on his antenna, such small amusements for such enjoyment. Waspinator tugged back. He didn't like having them pulled. It was like tugging on a Namek's antenna, they get a little irritated. (Yes, I'm also a Dragonball Z freak) He managed to get free. Waspinator started to turn his head in funny ways. She tried to copy him. Waspinator soon got amused by this and started to make faces. She started laughing her head off.

"Where did I put that damn bottle?" Megatron was tearing his room up again. Then he turned and found it in the most obvious place, his desk. "Alright now I feel stupid." Megatron coughed and got the bottle. He sat down in front of Samantha, grabbed her chin and forced her to look up. She had an innocent look on her face. He wasn't going to fall for something like that again. If he backed down now, he would never give her the medicine.

"Inferno, I need you to hold her still. I don't know how she's going to react to this medicine."

"Did Tarantulas make it for her?"

"No. I got this from the Maximal base. They were giving it to her when she was in really bad shape. It was working until we forgot to give it to her again. That's why she ran around like that. Besides, I couldn't find Tarantulas to get him to look at this stuff."

Tarantulas was still hanging there in Black Arachnia's room.

"Are you quite finished with me yet? I'd like to get back to my research."

"You're not finished till I say you're finished. Do you understand?"

"Yes I understand."

"What have I told you? What do you say?"

"Now bitch!"

Black Arachnia started to push her little, rather big, toy into him even farther. Tarantulas was having a hard putting up with this one without making any noises.

"Say it."

"…Yes mistress."

"That's better."

"But I still don't like it."

"You don't have to like it…I do."

Inferno had his hands firmly on Samantha's shoulders. Megatron placed the gel onto his tongue. It was still gross.

"Royalty, what are you doing?"

Megatron couldn't answer, if he moved his tongue at all, he would surely throw up. He placed his hand on the back of her neck. Samantha kept staring at him. This was too hard. He closed his eyes as soon as his mouth came close to hers. As soon as his mouth made contact with hers, he forced himself to stick his tongue inside her mouth. This felt so wrong to him, not just because she was stuck in a premature state of mind but because it was for different reasons. He messaged the horrible substance onto the back of her throat. She started to struggle. Inferno let go of her back. He went into shock. Megatron wrapped his arms around her. He had to use his hand and place it on the back of her head. If she were in the right state of mind, this would look very romantic.

"What Megatron doing to Zzamantha?"

Inferno grabbed Waspinator out of the air and covered his optics. Megatron pulled away slowly. Samantha looked back at him. There was a slight pause between them. It wasn't too long before Megatron stuck his tongue out again and cleaned it off.

"I don't know how you can put up with that stuff Samantha." He smiled at her, as if everything was fine. Samantha started to tear up she was about to cry. Megatron picked her up and rocked her. Inferno saw that Megatron would have made a great mother.

"Wazzpinator wantzz out. Wazzpinator cannot zzee."

Inferno let go of him faster then when he grabbed him. Waspinator flew up into the air and buzzed around. Samantha looked up at him and started to fall asleep. Megatron watched both of them, realizing that Waspinator's wings were putting her to sleep. A nap was what she needed anyway.

"Waspinator…"

"Yezz Megatron?"

"I want you to come here. Lay next to Samantha and flutter your wings for a while."

"But why? Wazzpinator not underzztand."

"I believe that Samantha will fall asleep if you flutter her wings. She needs some rest anyway." Megatron rubbed her head. Samantha got comfortable as Waspinator landed next to her. Megatron stood up and headed for the door.

"Ahh!" Samantha reached up for Megatron. Megatron smiled, bent down and gave her one last hug. Once he was done, Samantha reached for inferno. He shook his head and walked out of the room. Samantha was going to start crying again. Waspinator rubbed his head against hers again. He fluttered his wings and watched her fall asleep.

"Wazzpinator can handle it from here."

Megatron left the room. He went towards Inferno's room. He entered without knocking or anything, the wonders of having power and actually using it. He found Inferno hitting his pillow. He leaned up against the wall and watched. Inferno carried on like this for a while before he even realized Megatron was watching.

"Royalty!" Inferno jumped off his bed, saluted and looked really nervous.

"Don't worry Inferno, I'm not here to bash your head in."

"Even if you were, I wouldn't have put up a defense."

"I know. You've always been loyal, yesss. I really do appreciate it."

Inferno started to kick whatever what was in front of him. Not trying to boot it across the room but more as play with it with his foot.

"Are you nervous Inferno?"
"About what Royalty? I'm not nervous, no not me. No sir. I'm perfectly normal."

Megatron started to laugh. "Perfectly crazy you mean." Megatron moved over to a chair and sat down. (Something just hit me when I was going to the kitchen to check on the shrimp, I have the power to do anything to these guys. (Evil smile) Inferno, let's go blow things up!) Inferno walked over to his own bed and sat down.

"So, royalty, why is it that you're here?"
"To talk. That and I don't think Waspinator is going to let me near Samantha for the rest of the night."

"Force him to let you. You are the queen after all."

Megatron paused for a second.

"Please don't call me that. I've given you fair warning before. Next time, I'll be forced to kill you."

"Yes royalty."

There was a long awkward silence between them. Megatron, obviously bored, started looking around the room. It wasn't very decorative. There was a mirror, a desk with, what looked like, nothing in it, this chair and a bed. Inferno was playing with his digits. (Fingers, sorry, I'm not saying anyone is stupid but I'm so tired right now that I kind of forgot what it meant) Megatron watched him for a while. Finally the silence was broken.

"So… what do you think about me staying here tonight?"

Inferno snapped his head so fast from looking at Megatron that you could hear the snap. Megatron was a little shocked from that.

"You mean it royalty? You really want to sleep in there? I only have one bed."

"Well that's fine. I think we can figure something out." Megatron had placed his hand on Inferno's leg. Inferno felt a rush of heat go over him. Inferno grabbed Megatron's hand and gave it back to him.

"We mustn't royalty. What about Samantha?"

"Waspinator is watching her. It's the perfect time to try something. Anything actually."

Inferno thought about it. It was the perfect time. He got this very happy look on his face. Then something hit him. He hated his conscience right now.

"No royalty, I can't. I have to keep you pure for Samantha."

"Who says I'm pure?"

"Well, you are the royalty. I just assumed."

"You should stop assuming things." Megatron got up and tried to pin Inferno down. Inferno got up and ran to the other side of the bed. He was on one side and Megatron was on the other. Megatron had this (I hate this word) primal (die word! DIE! DIE! DIE! (Stabbing motion) Okay I'm done… stab) look in his eyes. Inferno tried to stay as far away from him as possible.

"Why am I running from the royalty? I wanted this. I should just let the royalty do whatever the royalty wants with me." Inferno got some really dirty images flashing in his mind. He smiled. Megatron, pinning him up against the wall, waked him. Megatron started to lick up and down his neck. Inferno pushed on his chest to try and force him off. Megatron could feel the slight pressure on his chest and forced himself on Inferno even harder. Inferno couldn't help himself anymore; he started to make noises that he'd never made before.

"Well, I see it's working. Is there anything else that would drive you nuts?"

"No royalty. We mustn't. This isn't proper. We should be…"

Megatron had placed his hand over Inferno's mouth. He came face to face with Inferno. Their faces were dangerously close to one another. Inferno was lost in Megatron's stare. It was so intense. Like he'd never escape again. Inferno's face changed all the sudden. Megatron was messing with him. Inferno could feel Megatron's hand between his legs. He tried to keep them closed but nothing would stop Megatron now. Inferno was starting to pant uncontrollably. Megatron smirked.

"Enjoying this are you?"

Megatron forced his lips on him. Inferno could feel Megatron's tongue play with his. Just when he was about to drown in ecstasy Megatron pulled back.

"No more royalty, I beg you. This is too much for me."

Inferno started sliding down the wall. Megatron grabbed him and forced him back up.

"I don't think so Inferno, no, I'm not finished with you yet."

"I can't help it. My legs are about to give way."

Megatron picked him up and placed him on the bed.

"Is that better?"

Inferno stared at his leader. He didn't know what to think. The way Megatron was positioned; it looked like he was bowing to Inferno.

"Yes royalty, much."

"Good. Um… could you…"

"What royalty?"

"Pull it out."

"WHAT! Royalty, you know that I'd do anything for you, I'd obey without any question but that's something I can't do. I'm sorry."

"But I thought you wanted this."

"You knew?"

"Of course. I've known for a long time now. You have a way of letting people know exactly what you're thinking."

"Oh. I didn't realize that."

"It's okay. Now pull it out."

"No royalty. It's too soon for me. I thought it was what I wanted but I don't think I'm ready for that yet."

"You know, I could always override your system and force it out myself. It's just so much more rewarding when you pull it out for me."

Inferno sat there, he wanted it so bad, but he wasn't about to force the royalty to suck on him. He wanted to play hard to get now.

"No royalty. I think I'll keep it inside me. You'll have to work for it."

Megatron was speechless. This had never happened to him before. But it excited him. He pounced on Inferno.

"You're trying to drive me mad aren't you? It's working."

Megatron began to play with Inferno a little more. Inferno finally gave in. He had to get it out, if he didn't, the pressure would build up so much that he might damage himself. Megatron looked pleased with himself. He began to jerk Inferno. Inferno lay back on his bed, biting his index finger. Inferno felt the same pleasure then something new. This caused his eyes to glow to its fullest, as his upper body lunged forward then fell back down. He was no longer making low noises. He was letting them all out. He was grabbing the blanket above his head.

"Stop, no more. Please. I'm begging…"

"I'm begging too. I'm begging you to quit talking and join me. Get in on the fun."

Inferno was whining. Megatron stood up.

"Maybe this would help."

"What are you planning on doing?"

Megatron placed himself over Inferno. He bent over and kissed Inferno. It was the perfect distraction. He sat down on Inferno's lap. He started to slightly move. Inferno bit his lip. His instincts were starting to take over again. He flipped Megatron over. He had Megatron pinned to the bed. Already Inferno was panting. Megatron looked up at him.

"I see you're just as excited as I am."

"You don't look very excited royalty."

"I can hide many things about myself."

That did it. For some reason Inferno got really horny. The look in his eyes could have killed. Inferno could see his reflection in Megatron's eyes.

"Royalty, can you sit up."

Megatron did as he was told. He sat up and closed his eyes. Inferno slowly slid himself out. Megatron grunted. He had to admit it hurt. Inferno was of a bigger size. (HAHA! Optimus is insignificant!) Inferno went over to his desk. Megatron opened his eyes. Inferno turned around and pointed at him.

"No peeking."

Megatron closed his eyes again. He sat there waiting. Soon, he felt something go over his eyes. It was soft.

"Can I open them now?"

"No royalty. Not yet. I'm not finished yet. Be patient."

Megatron just sat there. His leg started to bounce. Inferno, having both legs on each side of Megatron, was starting to get hard again. Inferno tried to work fast. The cloth slipped from Megatron's face. Megatron, finally bored out of his mind, opened his eyes. Inferno dropped his head. He looked like he was ashamed.

"What were you trying to do Inferno?"

"Please don't take this the wrong way. I was trying to put a blindfold on you. It's not that I didn't… I mean it's not… I didn't want you to see me become an animal again."

Megatron wrapped his arms around Inferno.

"It's okay. It's not your fault. I had an urge like that once, but was forced to stop myself. I still regret it. I don't want you to regret anything."

Megatron turned Inferno's face towards his, pulled him closer and placed his lips on Inferno's. Inferno closed his eyes. He felt himself and Megatron fall back onto the bed. Megatron's hands went to Inferno's back and pushed him back inside. Inferno no longer tried to deny what he felt. As soon as he was a safe distance inside, to the point where he wouldn't hurt his leader, he pushed himself in deeper, harder. Megatron sucked in his air. Inferno wanted to go gentle, but that wasn't about to happen. Inferno was going sweetly insane. (What? I like my contrast) He continued to kiss his beloved leader, lifting one of Megatron's legs, better positioning himself. It got harder and faster soon. Inferno was screaming, thankfully, it was low enough that the others in the base couldn't hear him. He heard Megatron muffle something.

"What's wrong royalty? Am I too rough for you?"

"No Inferno, you're perfect."

Inferno smiled and placed himself in a different position. He had his head near Megatron's. He could hear him softly crying out.

"Yes, oh yesss."

This was too good to be true. Both reached the utmost top that could possibly be reached and fell back down. Inferno got off of Megatron and lay next to him.

"That…was amazing."

"Yeah… I mean of course it was. You expected less Inferno?"

"No, not at all royalty. I rather enjoyed it. We must to it again sometime."

"Yesss, we must."

Megatron placed Inferno's head on his chest. He had his arm around Inferno while Inferno placed his hand on his leaders chest next to his head. He slowly started to drift off.

Inferno was sitting right up on his bed, drooling, rethinking about what happened. Megatron placed his hand on Inferno's shoulder.

"Inferno, are you okay? You went quiet there for a good mega cycle. I was basically talking to myself, you wouldn't respond. What were you thinking about?"

Inferno looked at Megatron and turned pink.

"Nothing royalty, nothing at all, just an old dream that may never come true."

Megatron just looked at him. What was that guy thinking about? Sure it took a good while to shake Inferno out of his stupor, but now he wasn't so sure he wanted to know.