Danny's POV
Everything and everyone is messed up. I may have mental instability, but I have morals! I think... I mean, yeah, I kill. But hey, they started it! I can't just let them all be Willy Nilly and let thugs thug me for my money! Wait, what?
Point is, I like blood on me. Heh, reminds me of... No! Don't think of that now! Present, not past. Present day is today, past day is yesterday. That's all it matters. Right? I guess...
Being alone in the cold world isn't the best thing for me. Big sister, Mommy and Daddy, out-of-shape teacher, and best buds goes up in flames. Heh, flames. Sometimes, I like how they flicker around and grant warmth and light. Sometimes, I'm afraid of them. So let's see what I have in my traumatic list...
Tightropes and fire. Yep, definitely them. Back at the circus, I remembered walking on a tightrope high above. Almost killing my best friend. I may have looked calm and... bad-ass cool. But inside, they don't know I have a fear of circuses. Especially does goddamn tightropes. Ropes that are tightly tied to big, wooden poles. Hmmm, make sense.
So let's see... Costume store, closed. Small grocery store, closed. Gaming room? Nah. Oh wait, do I even play games? Of course I do! Like... Ummm... rhythm games, I think... Once upon a time, a goth girl showed me a game called Vocaloid. And they lived happily ever after.
Not!
I think Sam's favorite was a girl named... ummm, Yukari, was it? She also likes the one with red and black. I think it was CUL. I like the blonde male twin and the guy with blue hair wearing a scarf, Len and Kaito. Okay, since when did my mental introduction moved to Vocaloids?
How about we move on to the, ummm, place? I think I'm somewhere around the city called Gotham City? Well, that's what it says on the billboard I'm lstaring at. Oh, cool! Say's here its also the home of Batman and Robin and evil bad guys!
Huh, Robin? That name sounds kind of... familiar... Nah, I think it was just a bird's name. Yep. Just a bird's name. Like what Mr. Lancer taught!
Wait... where was I? Oh, yeah! I think I was in the midst of thinking that I look so bad-asstically cool since I'm covered in blood. But that may attract attention. Oh, duh! Ghost powers! Luckily, the blood are still wet. So as I made my way to yet another empty alley, I turned intangible and let the blood all over me drop down onto the cold floor. Okay, maybe I'll use my awesome powers for fashion sense. Men's fashion, to be precise.
Random question: Would you prefer to drink ice cream? Ooh! My favorite's vanilla and chocolate! Hehe, like Yin and Yang... Or was it vanilla and dark chocolate? Maybe. Kinda of...
Math is mental torture.
Okay, I think I have enough Mental Introductions for now...
Somewhere... (Normal POV)
A girl about the age of 10 landed on the ground with a grunt. A blue portal closing behind her. She stood up and bushed her shirt from any dirt. She had waist length white hair with black tips, blue eyes, and if she opened her mouth, you could see fangs. Like of a canine. She simply wore a dark blue hoodie, grey shorts, and brown boots.
"Okay, so if I wear an insane dude, where would I be?" she asked herself. "Think, Susi! You can do this!" Taking a deep breath, she pocketed her hands in her hoodie and walked outside the alley.
"Let's see... Clocky told me that Danny wears a hoodie and carries an ecto-knife around. I guess it's my job to protect him." Then, she paused. "Hold up! I'm what, 100 years old? I don't even know Algebra!" So then she continued her way and muttering about being too young to make hard decisions.
Susi's POV
Okay, so it's been hours and still no sign of a psycho Halfa. Hmmm, I wonder what he's like... Oh, maybe he can pop a bunny out of a hat! That, I want to see... Okay, focus, Susi... Need to find Danny. For the sake of Christmas!
Maybe I should introduce myself to myself... So I won't get bored. So, uhhh, name's Susi, don't have a last name, and Clocky has assigned me to a Halfa for me to be his Familiar. Ya know, follow him around all day, protect him, and help him with the rights and wrongs. Well, I may be a few 100 years old, but I can take care of myself! Well, I am a ghost. But I have normal ghostly abilities like Intangibility, Invisibility, and Flight. Although, I can shoot blue ecto-beams when I'm in my wolf form. Okay, wolf pup form.
Well, I guess Is till need to keep looking.
Sighing, I kept walking down the street. Well, at least the moon and stars are out. So that way, I won't be bored and stared at the glowy things.
'Twinkle, twinkle, little star...'
Normal POV
A maniacal laugh echoed off at an alley where Danny was leaning against the wall. Looking to his right, he encountered a psycho clown that was definitely not like him.
'I'm way more cooler than him,' thought Danny smugly. He sighed softly and stood up. Brushing up the dirt on his pants and putting his hands on his hood, where he clutched his knife just in case this man, the Jocker, attacked.
"Can I help you?" Danny asked in boredom.
Joker's grin widened, "Oh, no. Maybe I can help you, young lad. Feeling happy, are we?"
Knowing that Joker was referring to Danny's smile-shaped scar, he shrugged. "Duh. I want to feel happy instead of sad."
He laughed, "Great thinking there, kid! Now, why don't you tell me your name?"
Danny's grin seemed to widen as well. "Call me Danny. Not Daniel or Dan. Just Danny, or else I'll have to paint using your blood."
Once again, he laughed a little, "Fiery, aren't we? Aaaanyway, why don't we make a deal?"
"Deal? Do tell, if not, let's see where you'll be in the next few seconds."
"It's simple, really. You like to kill people, right?"
Danny shrugged, "What else can I do? Save human? Been there, done that. And I am not pleased with the results." He growled a little.
Joker sighed, "You see? Being a hero ain't easy. But a villain, ha! Its like being a king! You get what ya want, and you destroy everyone who gets in your way. Anyway, about the deal. Help me take down Batsy and his little Bird Boy and I can help you kill people easy peasy! If your strong enough, you may help other villains destroy the Justice League!"
Danny raised an eyebrow, "Justice League? Isn't that a club for wannabe Gods? Pffft, they don't know what they're doing." Then he sighed. "Kill people, huh? I didn't enjoyed it, once. But listen here, I don't kill innocent people. I kill baddies. Thugs, robbers, anyone that I count as a baddie. Like you."
Joker grinned widely, "Ah, yes. But do you know why I do that? Because it was Batsy's fault! He made me like this!" He pointed to his face. Then, he chuckled, "But without him, then my life won't be this fun! Besides, with my help, you can get anything you want..." He said darkly and held out his hand. Danny stared at it for a while. Then, he grinned and shook it.
"Crazy clown face, you have yourself a deal."
Awesome! I'm not THAT lazy to finish this! :D
Anyway, OMFG, did Danny just made a deal with Joker!? *le gasp*
Of course he did! It says right here in this doohickey! *points at monitor* See!? SEE!? IT'S MOCKING ME! :T
Okay, so enough argument with my laptop. Yeah, that's right! MY laptop! Take that, DAD! *coughs* So, Cheescakes anyone?
BTW, the stories I'm reading (Jeff the Kilelr Romance Fictions) all have things that says that Masky loves Cheescakes? Why? Can anyone explain to me? I'm too scared to go to CreepyPasta after encountering Jeff's real face *shivers*
It haunts my brain...
ENOUGH! Stop scaring me, laptop! T^T
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