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"Alright, so what're we gonna do now?" Susi asked as she munched on an apple and looked at the boy who was lazily watching t.v on the couch.
Danny shrugged, "Beats me. Guess we could do something other than stay here. This place bores me..."
His Familiar narrowed her eyes. "You are not going to kill another family!"
The psychopath laughed in mock humor. "Whatever, Short-stuff."
"Shuddup, Captain Laughs-a-Lot!"
"Little Mutt!"
"Sleep-Deprived Ghost!"
"Midget!"
"Psycho-Danno!"
"Susi-Woozy!
"Bonkers-Wonkers!"
"Smile-Grin!"
"Nagger-Kid!"
"Vampire!"
"Werewolf!"
"Wizard!"
"Fairy!"
"Casper!"
"Okami!"
"Funtom Company!"
"Inu x Boku!"
2 Hours Later...
"Crazy Mc. Crazy Pants..."
"Howl's Moving Castle..."
"... what?" Susi sighed as she plopped down near Danny's feet. "Okay, let's stop with these friggers. Let's just move out."
"Deal... Kitsune..."
"Shuddup, ya Loopy Noggin.
Have you guys ever wondered why Danny hated toasts? He despises them. Oh, why does he despises toasts? Its a mystery to others who's not close to him. And by that, meaning Susi doesn't know why Danny was glaring at the toaster complete with a fake toast in a small store.
"Dude, what's your issue with the toaster... and the toast?"
But Danny only narrowed his eyes and humphed.
Susi sighed, "C'mon, tell me! Why. Do. You. Hate. Toast!?"
"Because..."
"Because...?"
"I'm not a cannibal."
As they walked past other stores in the mall, some teenage girls -most of them were Goths or Punks- would flirt to him. Probably due to his mysterious appearance. His now black hood with silver linings on his head, hair sligthly covering his eyes, and a black scarf tied around his mouth. Luckily, they tricked the mall officers that Susi was Danny's sister and her 'big Gothic brother' was just innocently taking her to the mall.
"This is yummy!" Susi beamed as she chomped on another barbecue-flavored fries.
"Fuckingtastic." Danny agreed as he ate a sour-cream flavored one. Right now, they were just chillin' and eating potato sticks in the food court.
"Hey there, Hot-Shot. Mind if we seat with you?" About 3 Punkish-Goth girls stood beside their table. Their dark colored lips were bent into a seductive smirks as they gazed dreamily at Danny.
'I thought Gothies were about the dead 'n stuff... Wait... G-Goths...!?' To their surprise- and to Susi's embarrassment- Danny stood up and flailed his arms.
"I'M INNOCENT! AND I'M FUCKING FABULOUS!" And with that, he shoved the remaining fries onto his scarf- but failed to eat them and ran off.
Susi facepalmed.
"Hey, do you know what my favorite kind of star is?"
"Kind of star? Oh, you mean the constellations?"
"Yeah! Well, my favorite is the Leo mainly because-"
"Stars are of many sizes, from red dwarfs, about 10 times larger than the planet Jupiter to super giants that are over a hundred times larger than our sun, which is a smallish yellow star. Most stars are red dwarfs, however they are so dim that few can be seen by the naked eye or even by using telescopes on the ground. Many more have been photographed by using orbiting space telescopes.
As many as 2/3 of all stars are found in groups of two or more, meaning that two or more stars revolve around each other. Our sun doesn't belong to such a group, but the nearest star to the sun, Proxima Centari, does. Proxima is so dim compared to the other stars in the group that it is difficult to make out. Though it is the closest star to our own, that star is still so far away that it takes light from Proxima a bit over four years to reach us. Put in another way, Proxima is about 25,000,000,000,000 miles away."
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"G-day, m'ladies."
And that is how 2 teen girls who were discussing about stars would always keep a nervous look-out on a boy who likes Astronomy very much. Not to mention to question the white and black haired girl about him.
"Hey, Pipsqueak! Check this out!" Danny called out.
"What?" Susi asked curiously as she peered on the rectangular device that Danny was holding.
The crazy kid chuckled. "It says 'boobs'."
And that is how Susi and Danny were kicked out from the electronic store.
"Okay, that is a one weird kid..." A red-head whispered to his brunette compadre.
"He looks kinda familiar..."
"Familiar? How so?"
"Dunno... Well, I can agree that maybe he's hiding something under his scarf..."
The older teen snorted. "Like you don't hide anything under your sunglasses, Rob."
"I told you, my mentor told me that identities are important. Besides Wally, have you even heard about the news here in Gotham?"
"About the Clown-Freak's new apprentice? Dude, he just bailed him for no reason!"
The other teen nodded. "Precisely."
"And now we're practically spying on an insane kid and an albino kid-ette just because you thought his the culprit?"
"Exactly."
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What is wrong with my life?
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