I don't really have anything for a disclaimer this time. I found someone who doesn't like guy on guy situations. I knew it was possible but it still freaked me out. How's everyone been? Now everyone remember… Optimus Prime was found with Rectal Cancer. This is a valuable lesson. You fuck with Megatron (and if he doesn't like you) you'll get fucked back. Well, if he did like you he'd fuck you back but in a different way. So everyone, relax, bend over and enjoy it.
Megatron lay on his bunk enjoying his lovely little dream when he felt bouncing on top of him. He moaned and opened his eyes. Well, light his eyes; you know what I mean by now. He saw Samantha above him.
"Wake up, wake up, wake up."
He grabbed his pillow and threw it at her. She stopped talking for a moment. He went back to sleep. Soon afterwards feeling something hit him. He opened his eyes again to see Samantha hitting him with that same pillow.
"Wake up, wake up, wake up."
"Samantha I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't hit me like that, yesss. So get off."
Samantha stopped for a moment. Megatron tried going back to sleep. She continued to hit him with the pillow.
"Wake up, wake up, wake up."
Megatron got fed up, sat up, grabbed the pillow, threw it across the room, pined Samantha down and glared at her.
"I'm up, what do you want!"
Samantha smiled and licked his cheek. He let go and wiped his cheek.
"You need to find a better way to wake me up."
She sat on his bunk and smiled at him. As he moved around the room, picking up books and whatnot, he looked over at her.
"You're the only one I know who looks forward to going to school." Megatron rubbed her head. "But you don't have to go to school do you? No you don't." Samantha had her tongue slightly out of her mouth. Like when you tease someone like oh you suck. But she smiled as the tip of her tongue left her mouth.
"You're special. You get a private tutor and here are the rest of us going to classes. Well, I'll bring you back something when I return. Maybe later we can go to that new shop that opened. I hear it has new music. You might find something you like."
Samantha shook her head. Megatron took his hand off her head and kissed her cheek.
"I have to get to class now. You behave for your tutor okay."
"Okay. I'll be good."
"Why is it when I leave you can
talk full sentences again?"
"Because I'm special."
Megatron stuck his tongue out at her. "Be good now."
"I will."
Megatron closed the door behind him. Having a room on campus was very helpful. Megatron had bumped into Rhinox. (Again, using earth names)
"You're her tutor?"
"Is
there a problem with that?"
"No I just thought it would be someone else."
"Well they choose who gets to be a tutor by rank. I'm a student teacher so my rank is higher then the others."
"Yes there's that. Then there's the fact that they choose by who's a Maximal."
Rhinox looked at him. "It has nothing to do with that. By the way, what year are you?"
"I'm in the middle, that's all I'm saying."
"I'm one of the final year student teachers. Next year, someone else will have to take my place tutoring Samantha."
Megatron had never thought about that. He was right though.
"And who do you think would fill in for your job?"
"Well seeing as things are going as they are, probably Optimus because he's a year or so ahead of the others."
"I didn't want to hear that."
A loud bell like sound rang over the entire school.
"Oh slag I'm late."
"You talk like that in front of her?"
"No. Never."
"Good. Oh
here." Rhinox had scribbled something onto a message container. It
was like a mini computer. "This'll excuse you from being late."
"I didn't need your help."
"Well I'm offering it anyway."
Rhinox opened the door and saw Samantha rolling on the floor in a blanket. She saw Rhinox, stopped and stared at him.
"Having fun?"
Samantha continued to stare at him. "Yes." Then she continued rolling on the floor.
"You going to start your lesson today or are you going to play today?"
"I wanna play, but I know I have to study. Megatron'll get mad at me if I don't."
"Would you rather go back and learn with the other students. I don't want to have to send you back there."
Samantha sat there and thought about how the other students picked on her.
"I don't wanna go back. They were mean."
"I understand that Megatron was the only one that stood up for you. Is that correct?"
"There was also Waspinator and Terrorsaur. They were nice."
Rhinox looked at her. "They're mixing grades? I thought they straightened that out."
"Nope. Optimus is in their class as well."
"Odd. Well let's get down to
business now okay."
"Okay."
Rhinox pulled out some papers for her. She didn't like using the computers. Paper made more sense to her.
"Alright. This is where we left off yesterday…"
Megatron sat in his desk, back of the room, near the left side. He watched the others working. Optimus was standing in the front of the room, trying to talk to the others but every time he tried, they would make such a noise. Not that he could blame them. Whenever Optimus gave a speech, it was long and boring. He should have just played hooky. He could see how Rhinox taught Samantha and see how far she was.
"Class this is the last time I'm going to tell you to shut up. Now shut up!"
Finally the class decided to get it over with. They all sat quietly and listened to Optimus talk. It was his version of what happened during the Great War. It was his longest and most boring speech yet. Megatron nearly whacked his head against his desk five times. He looked up and realized that Optimus kept looking in his direction. Megatron never did like that. Every once and a while he had to look a different direction so no one would figure out whom he was staring at.
"Thank you Optimus. And thank you for coming to our class as a guest speaker. Now who's next? Ah, Megatron. You're turn. Let's hope you have something better than your last report. You have to argue a point against the point that your student teacher Optimus just made."
"Just like your ancestor you slaggin…"
"That's enough class. Megatron, make your point and make it good. Otherwise you'll fail this class."
Optimus stood up from his chair in the back of the room.
"I don't think that would be fair, ma'am. I am the one who's grading him. I'm trying to be fair to all of the classmates. You may proceed Megatron."
Megatron stood up. He was a good public speaker. He proceeded to the front of the class. He took out his pamphlet. Most of the class laughed at him for using paper. He ignored them. Megatron started to speak. He made excellent points from the Decepticon point of view. He told about how unfairly they were treated and how their decedents are still paying for what happened. The whole time Megatron spoke, Optimus was the only one giving him his full attention. Others were still asleep from Optimus' speech or messing with others around them. Megatron finished off his speech, and lowered the papers. No one clapped or anything. Optimus just continued to watch him.
"Thank you for that Megatron. You may sit down now."
Megatron went back to his desk. He didn't have to look. He could still feel Optimus' gaze.
"Now let's hear from Waspinator."
"Oh this is going to be rich."
The class was clearing out. Megatron remained in his seat. He waited for the rest of the class to leave. His teacher came up to talk to him. He was a little surprised at this. He hadn't done anything this week to get him in trouble.
"Megatron, is Samantha ever going
to come back?"
"No ma'am. She's being tutored. I received
a letter from the high council saying that she is to be tutored and
if any more bullying happens to her to report it immediately."
"All right. Well, can you give this to her? It's for being a
great student. And there's something in there for you too."
"Thank you." He took the package and eyed it. Optimus made his way over as soon as the teacher was out of sight. Megatron looked up at him. "And what business do you have with me?"
"Just seeing how you're doing.
Interesting choice for your report."
"What I do is my own
affair."
"Granted. So… Samantha does live
with you."
"And why do you care Optimus? You never stopped
those guys from harming her."
Optimus took his eyes off the
basket and looked back at Megatron.
"I prefer not to get involved. Oh look, there is something in here for you. You could use it on Samantha tonight if you wanted." Optimus pulled out a small box and tossed it at Megatron. Megatron caught it without trouble and read the box. Condoms. He looked back at Optimus.
"Oh ha ha, very funny. Here's a phrase that Samantha taught me." Megatron stuck up his middle digit. "Fuck you Optimus."
Optimus was taken aback by that but moved up to him.
"Cute Megatron. But I've got
something better." Optimus moved closer. He leaned over the edge of
the desk and whispered into Megatron's ear. "You may wish to
treat me nicer. You wouldn't want anything to happen to Samantha
now would you?"
"You wouldn't dare. The counsel would be
after you."
Optimus pulled away. "It'd be my word against
yours. And who do you think they are going to believe more?"
Megatron hated to admit it. It was true. Even if there were undeniable proof, he would still be in the wrong.
"What do you want Optimus?"
Optimus moved to the other side of him, blocking him from getting out of his desk. "How about that fine body of yours?"
Megatron nearly fell over the other side of his desk.
"Just what the hell are you thinking?"
"The choice is yours. I hope you say yes. Of course, I could always get in with Samantha."
Megatron forced his way through Optimus and pined him on his desk.
"Don't touch her."
"My aren't you protective. Why is that? Do you love her or something?"
Megatron never really gave it much thought. He just thought that since she was weaker then he was that he had a duty to protect her.
"You know, I rather like this position."
Megatron was getting ready to knock that smirk off of Optimus' face when the teacher came back to get something she forgot. She spotted Megatron, what looked like; he was on top of Optimus and assaulting him.
"What is going on here?"
"I wonder where Megatron is. Samantha, get away from the balcony."
"My house, my balcony, my rules."
Samantha continued to look out the window. Rhinox tried to get her away from there but nothing was working. Megatron came in through the door.
"And where have you been?"
Megatron didn't have time to answer. Samantha jumped on him and held on. She was purring like a little kitten. He pulled her off and went to his bunk. He dropped the basket on the floor. He fell face first onto his bunk. Samantha looked inside the basket and started to mess with the things inside.
"What happened to you?"
It
was hard to make out what Megatron was saying. Talking through a
pillow and being audible was kind of hard.
"You'll find out tomorrow. It'll be all over the school by then."
"I don't want to have to ask again."
"I'm in deep slag okay. The high counsel thinks that I sexually assaulted someone." Megatron lifted his head. "Samantha come here." He held out his arms to her. Samantha ran to him. He held her tightly. Samantha felt like she was going to end up inside him. She could hear Megatron breathing. It didn't have a pattern. Sometimes he would suck in air. Other times he would start to shake. Rhinox went over to them and placed a hand on Megatron's back.
"You going to be okay?"
"No." Megatron sucked in some more air. "I may never see Samantha again. The counsel is thinking about placing her with someone else."
"Who do they think you assaulted?"
"You'll never believe it. Optimus."
Rhinox stared at him like that was the scariest thing he saw. Then he almost broke down laughing. "You're right. I don't believe it. How'd they get that idea?"
"Optimus approached me after class. Things got ugly and I attacked him. It just looked different when our teacher walked in. Why am I even telling you this? It's none of your business."
"Well… maybe I can help. I have access to all the tapes to the security systems. I can make sure that they haven't been tampered with."
"And why are you willing to do this for me?"
"I don't wish to see Samantha with someone who's willing to have her hurt. She seems to like you and you take very good care of her."
Megatron actually laughed for the first time that night. "You talk about her like she's a pet."
"Well…" Rhinox pointed at Samantha who was tugging on the bow with her teeth. She fell over and tried to pull on it from her back. She gave up and started chewing on it. Megatron picked her up. He grabbed the ribbon, sat Samantha on his lap, lifted her hair and tied the ribbon to her hair. Samantha looked up; she ended up falling away from Megatron. She saw Rhinox upside down and waved. He waved back. He lifted her up and showed her what she looked like in the mirror.
"I should get to those tapes before something does happen."
Rhinox had headed for the door. Megatron stopped him, but only for a moment.
"Hey, thanks."
"You're welcome."
Samantha
ran over to him and hugged his leg. He bent over and patted her head.
Rhinox had stayed up for hours trying to figure out what happened. He finally found the tape. It would have been so much easier if they were labeled. He saw what really happened, made a copy, and ran back to Megatron's room. Megatron was telling the truth. Even though you couldn't hear the conversation, you could see it clearly. The counsel couldn't deny this evidence.
Megatron heard a knock at his door. Samantha stirred. He slowly stroked the back of her neck. She was still waking up. The knocking didn't stop. He quickly tickled her behind the ear. She couldn't resist that. She fell right back asleep. Megatron ran to the door, trying not to wake her up. He was surprised to see Rhinox there this early.
"Here's the tape. Show that to the counsel and all charges should be cleared. Just don't mention you got it from me."
"Why not. They'll ask, yesss."
"Say you got it from someone high
up. There are lots of people with access to that room. It could have
been anyone. I have to go on an exploration trip coming up and
Optimus will be there…"
"And you don't want any trouble.
I understand. It's okay. I wont say anything. Thanks again."
"Don't mention it. And I mean that."
Rhinox left and Megatron stood alone with the tape. Miracles come from weird places.
The next day in class, rumors were flying. Megatron just sat there and took it. People had surrounded Optimus asking if he was okay and such. The teacher came back into the room. The room went silent. The teacher stood at the front of the class and presented the hologram.
"You all may have heard a rumor yesterday about an incident involving both Megatron and Optimus…"
Megatron could feel the eyes on him, Optimus' being one of them.
"However, that turned out to be nothing more then a rumor and isn't to be taken seriously. It was no more then a common schoolyard scuffle. The matter is now closed."
The hologram ended. Megatron's name was cleared. Optimus didn't look happy. He was pissed. Someone was helping him. He would get his way dammit. After class, Megatron went straight back home. He was looking forward to telling Samantha what had happened. Megatron opened his door with enthusiasm.
"Samantha guess what…" He looked around the room. "Samantha? Where are you? You hiding on me again?"
Megatron looked all over the room but couldn't find anything. He began to panic. He looked everywhere. She wasn't anywhere to be found. He found a note on her bed.
"Samantha is with us. She is unharmed… for the moment. Meet us in the back of the storage house. Be there in half a solar cycle or she gets it… from all angles."
"Oh primus. What have I gotten her into now?"
Megatron saw when the note was dated. He didn't have much time to get to her. He ran as fast as he could to the schools storage house. He burst through the doors. He saw Samantha in the middle of the room. Megatron rushed to her. He removed the gag and the blindfold.
"Are you alright Samantha? Who did this to you?"
Megatron saw that she had been crying. He wrapped his arms around her. He rubbed his cheek against hers.
"How sweet. I didn't think they were this close."
Megatron saw three figures come out of the shadows. He recognized them from his class. They were with Optimus all the time. He stood up tall.
"What is it that you want?"
"It's not what we want, it's
what our boss wants."
"Well you can tell your boss he can go
to the pit. He's not getting anything from me."
They started laughing. Megatron didn't get what was so funny.
"He figured you would say something like that. He said, either he gets you, or we get Samantha."
Megatron turned to Samantha. He untied her. She looked up at him. He held her.
"Let me take her home first."
"No. You don't take her home. We have someone who'll take her home, we'll leave and our boss will come and do as he pleases."
"Who do you got?"
"Don't worry. It's one of yours. Waspinator I believe. She'll be fine."
Megatron ignored them for a while. He turned back to Samantha.
"Samantha, Waspinator is here to take you home. I'll be back later to see how you are okay. You be good for him now okay."
Samantha shook her head. She was scared but walked with Megatron to the door, met Waspinator and went home. Megatron turned back. The others went outside and shut the doors. Megatron waited for something to happen. He waited for an equivalent to our half an hour. He headed for the door then heard a voice.
"Not leaving so soon are we? We haven't even gotten started yet."
Megatron turned and saw Optimus. He knew he would. He walked over to him. Optimus looked pleased.
"What do you want?"
"The same thing I said the last time."
"Will you leave us alone after that?"
"Yes. Neither you nor Samantha will ever be bothered by me again. I'm just satisfying my curiosity. I've wanted to try it with another male, that and a Predicon."
Megatron gave it some serious thought. He wanted what was best for Samantha.
"I'll do it, but only on one condition. If you go back on your word in anyway, I get all the secrets to Cybertron, including hidden files kept by the elders."
"And what makes you think I even
have a code to get into these places?"
"Because of your
namesake. They'll trust you with the codes."
Optimus loved that about Megatron. Always on top of things and always planning ahead. He knew how to play every angle to his advantage.
"Very well." They shook on it. "Now let's get started."
Megatron, clearly recognized as an 'you're bent over the table and I'm not going to use any lube' candidate, had no choice but to listen.
Thinking back on that, Megatron realized that Optimus hadn't kept his promise. He should go and collect from him. Megatron looked down at Samantha. She was right. Once that stuff dries, it's a pain in the ass. He shifted. He could feel some of that stuff cracking and flaking off. Wasn't the greatest of feelings but a feeling nonetheless. Megatron began to wonder if those guys had laid a hand on her. She was walking funny when she left. It was either because they did touch her or because she had been sitting down for a long time. He didn't want to think about it but he'd have to bring that up when he met Optimus again.
"Megatron?"
Megatron snapped back to reality. He looked at Samantha. She was gazing up at him.
"Yes Samantha. What do you want?"
"How you doing?"
Megatron started to laugh.
"You haven't changed much. You still talk to me when you can't sleep. At least you stop trying to wake me up."
Megatron closed his eyes. Samantha sat up. He opened his eyes and watched her. He recognized her position. It made him smile. She did exactly as he knew she would.
"Wake up, wake up, wake up."
Megatron grabbed Samantha and placed her on the floor. He laid on top of her. She started to struggle again.
"Off!"
"Oh no, gravity increasing."
Megatron pressed on her a little harder.
"Butthead. Get off."
Megatron looked down at her. He licked her cheek.
"Got you this time, yesss. And you can't stop me."
"I'll get you back."
"Try me Samantha. I'm ready and waiting."
