I love my newest book. "How to marry a millionaire vampire." I love this story so far. It's more of a comedy than a romance / angst story. It's at our libraries so I'm happy I can get it again. My favorite line so far has to be "what should she attend to first, my fang or my Wang?" I couldn't stop laughing. You see, there's this hot vampire that needs his fang fixed, the story is set for 2005, when it was written, so everything is modern. Anyway, she can fight his mind power so he has to convince her to plant this fang back into him mouth before dawn otherwise it'll never go back in. So he hypnotizes her and she thinks it's all a dream. At first, she thinks he wants a wolf fang in his mouth so he takes offense and says he isn't a werewolf. But while she is under his hypnosis, she can read his mind. And he's getting hard at the same time as she's working on him. So she stops and asks if he would rather have his fang fixed or if he wants oral sex. What made it funny was he actually stopped to think about it, and this was about fifteen minutes before sunrise. Oh, and the Russian mafia is after her but I haven't gotten to why yet. I'll let you know once I find out. There's my rant. Enjoy.
"Is there anything else you want to be open about?"
"No I think I'm good for now Samantha. But thank you anyway."
They sat in silence for a while, both thinking of what to say next. Rattrap came back in. He saw them sitting on the floor together. He raised his voice.
"Step away from the merchandise."
Sam looked up at him.
"What?"
"I said get yer hands off of him."
"Oh."
She stood up but was pulled right back down. She landed hard on her ass. She shook herself for a moment then looked at Dinobot. He was challenging Rattrap. Rattrap gave him the look of absolute death. Dinobot kept Sam in the same position, seeing if he would react. Rattrap walked over to them and ripped Samantha out of his arms. He nearly threw her into the wall. He sat in front of Dinobot and forced him to the floor. Dinobot, half expecting to be kissed, let himself get knocked onto the floor. He opened his eyes to find a gun to the side of his head.
"Ya wanna try dat with me again, Chopper face?"
Dinobot looked up at him and slowly shook his head. When Rattrap got up, Dinobot looked over to Samantha. She was rubbing her head. He turned back to Rattrap, who now had his back to him.
"You have some jealous streak."
Rattrap just huffed at that and walked over to the bed and lay down. He didn't care what was going on. Samantha got up and went over to Dinobot.
"I know I came here for a reason but I can't remember why."
"Do you
have amnesia?"
"I don't think so. I remember having you at
our base and you took me back here. I think there was something
important I was going to warn you about. Ah I don't care anymore.
Must not have been very important."
"Guess not."
Rattrap must have really flung her into that wall. She was back in her innocent form, as she put it. She had no idea what was going on.
"Maybe I should go."
"Ya! I think ya should."
Rattrap was still angry. He was a violent man when he felt that his other was threatened or being taken away from him. That or he was just anal this day. Samantha took the hint and headed for the door. Dinobot lifted his tail so he could catch her before she left the room.
"Sorry about this."
"It's okay. I understand."
She headed out to find Cheetor to talk to him. Dinobot got up and walked over to Rattrap.
"So what made you so evil this afternoon?"
"That girl did. I want her to stop coming over here."
"She my friend. I'm not losing her."
Rattrap sat up and spun himself around to face Dinobot.
"Fine!
Then why don't you just go and run off with her then."
"Don't
be like that. I know it seems like I'm close to her but I'm not.
I know nothing of her. Only Megatron knows anything about her and
that's very little."
"So… so you're not interested in her?"
"Not sexually no. I'm just interested to find out where she came from and why she was here."
Rattrap grabbed Dinobot's neck, seeing that he was still in his beast form, and just held him.
"I'm sorry."
"It's okay. I would have done the same thing."
"Really?"
"Yes."
Rattrap put his forehead against Dinobot's, swearing he was going to cry.
Optimus was pacing his room. A week had already passed. The deal he and Megatron had made was up, time for payment. The only problem was that they had slept with each other. Maybe the contract would be null and void now. He didn't really care. He had gotten what he wanted. He heard movement outside of his room. He opened his door and looked out. Samantha was tapping on Cheetor's door. Cheetor opened and hugged her as soon as she was within reach.
"Come in, come in. I have so much to show you."
The door shut and no sounds could be heard. Optimus wanted to go in there and pull her out by her hair. He hated her, more than one reason. She was interfering with everything. He hated that. If only he could get rid of her for good. Megatron would be so wretched with agony and suffering, that he would be an easy target. He could easily take advantage of him, even though it would be like being with an empty doll. That may be better than nothing. He started making plans.
Cheetor showed Samantha some of the new rocks he had gathered for her. She loved them. Some looked like they were from other planets, they shone so brightly.
"I like this one."
She pointed to a dark black stone, showing the reflections of everything around it.
"I think that's an onyx stone."
(GAY ZANDER WAS ON TODAY! YAY! Sorry. I love Drawn Together.)
"Ha… Onyx."
"What's
so funny?"
"Nothing, just a pokemon reference. It was a
stupid show. It was good at first but then got repetitive."
"Could you imagine what it would be like if we were a show?"
"Springer."
Cheetor just looked at her.
"What?"
"Nothing. It's more of an inside joke."
"Oh."
They sat in silence, Samantha continually looking at many rocks and other stones. She found some that were considered jewels. Cheetor only kept one of each but the others she could have.
"Hey… I was thinking… you want me to make them into a necklace?"
"Why?"
"So you don't lose them. I mean you do live over a volcano."
"True. Sure. That would be great."
Samantha continued to explore his room looking at other collections of things. She spotted a shinning jewel.
"Oh my gosh. You have a mineral rock with crystals growing inside of it."
"I
do?"
"Yeah. This rock right here with the purple stones."
"Oh that. I found that in a cave near here while I was on scout patrol."
"Were there any more?"
"Lots. And in other colors."
"Could we go see them?"
"Sure."
"Yay. Oh, I want to get some energon too."
That caught Cheetor's attention.
"What for? Not giving it to Megatron are you?"
"No. I know it hurts him. That's why I'm going to get a small piece and hide it. It's still a very pretty stone to me."
"OH, you just want to collect it."
"Yeah. He never lets me keep the ones I find."
"Okay. We'll find you a small piece."
Samantha and Cheetor walked around near the base looking for other rocks. Optimus watched from his window. He would get her eventually. Cheetor took her into the cave that was just ahead. Samantha was nearly blinded by all the lights.
"What's wrong?"
"I can't see Cheetor."
"I can."
"You have dimmers on those eyes of yours. I don't."
Cheetor stopped and held onto her. He led her back outside.
"Stay out here. I'll go and bring you something."
Samantha waited for him to return. He took a good half an hour and still nothing. He must have gone in deep. She left and went back into the Maximal base. Another half an hour later and Cheetor exited the cave.
"Samantha, you'll never believe what I found. Samantha?"
He looked around and saw nothing. The only thing that caught his eye was her footprints in the dirt. He sighed and headed back.
Samantha was sitting on the floor next to Rhinox. Every once and a while Rhinox would look down at her. She couldn't figure out why. He lifted her chin up then went back to work. Cheetor walked in on them.
"What the spotted heck happened back there? I thought I told you to stay outside the cave entrance."
"You took too long."
"And
why are you bothering Rhinox?"
"Finished. Here, try them on."
Samantha took the object from Rhinox and put them on. She turned and looked at Cheetor.
"What are those for?"
"Its tinted glass. I can see now. I call them sunglasses. At least that's what they were called the last time I saw them."
Samantha went over and hugged Rhinox. He hugged her back.
"Thank you."
"You're welcome."
"Scorpinoc is going to be so upset. He would have liked to make these."
"That makes me feel good. Thanks for choosing me."
"You were closest."
"Cheetor!"
"What? It's true."
"I don't mind. It's the thought that counts."
"See."
Samantha stuck her tongue out at him. She was being playful again. Cheetor was in a foul mood so he didn't bother to fight with her. He just left and headed back for his room.
Tarantulas was standing in front of the computer, the lights off, as to conceal himself in the darkness. He saw the monitor was correct. His sensors couldn't pick up the anomaly. He found the location where the pod would land. Soon after, as he was beginning to turn around, he felt someone watching him.
"And what are you doing here Tarantulas?"
Megatron looked and saw the same information that had just played for Tarantulas.
"A stasis pod. Where is it?"
"Stasis pod has reached planet fall. Coordinates unknown."
"Best estimate."
"Grid Helix."
"Let me go Megatron. My reprogramming skills…"
"Are needed here. You will remain here and wait for the maximal slate."
Megatron walked away. Tarantulas mumbled to himself and Megatron did the same.
"Tyrant!"
"Treacherous spider."
Megatron continued to walk down the hall, seeing if Samantha had returned. She wasn't with Waspinator or Inferno. She was still gone. He retreated to his quarters.
Megatron was lying on his bed. Not too long now. He just had to lie low for a while. There was a buzz at his personal computer. He stood up and went over to the main control panel. A stasis pod had just recently landed. He already knew that. Megatron sent for Terrorsaur. It didn't take long for him to show up.
"Yes sir. What is it that you need?"
He was being abnormally friendly today. Megatron shook it off.
"I want you to go to these coordinates. A stasis pod has just landed. Take Waspinator with you. I have already sent Scorpinoc and Black Arachnia ahead of you."
"Alright. Oh by the way, where's Samantha today?"
"She's out. Probably with Dinobot."
"You still let her see him?"
"I can't deny her anything."
"I know what you mean."
"What
was that Terrorsaur?"
Megatron's voice had gotten deeper. More
threatening. Terrorsaur just froze.
"Nothing Megatron sir. I was just leaving."
"Good."
Megatron watched the backstabber leave. He was planning something. He knew of the plan with Rattrap but didn't care much about it. All he knew was that Tarantulas and Terrorsaur wanted him for something. He didn't care at the moment. He had more important things to do.
Rhinox had left the base after Samantha started to chase Cheetor around. She wanted him to get back in a good mood. She actually managed to pin him down. She scratched right behind his ear causing him to purr. It was cute to watch. He eventually got bored of it and left her to go on patrol. Dinobot and Rattrap were busy doing their own thing, not like that but busy making new weapons. They occasionally bickered with each other but got over it quickly. Cheetor sat on a nearby cliff looking up at the sky. Something was happening. Something was out of place, besides the fact that Samantha was there. This was different. Something was coming. And it gave him a weird feeling.
