I am so sorry for not writing in so long. I have been sick and working like crazy. This is the first time I've turned on my computer in like… a month I think. I know it's been at least two weeks. But I'm trying again. I get three days off in a row so I'm typing like mad now. Not making any promises about how fast these chapters are going to come out though. The faster it is, usually the crappier it is unless this idea has been in your mind forever. That and both my poster and I have been really into the new Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess game. That and she got me season two and three of Beast Wars. I've almost done season three, just one more of the disks to go. Have I got some new crazy ideas for you all. Be afraid. And something new, I have a new asshole to work with. His name is Wayne. I think he's becoming a stalker. I wish I knew where Larry was; he'd kill him for me. Well not really, not unless it got really bad but he'd kick his ass something awful.

Tigertron was on the floating island with Airazor. She had been damaged. Black Arachnia and Scorpinoc were almost to the pinnacle. Once inside, Black Arachnia had disposed of Scorpinoc and took over the island. The rest was history. She lost control, this island itself wanting to take over her mind. The island crashed and was destroyed. Tigertron, being the nature lover, was hurt most by this. He took off and hid amongst the jungle. Airazor had to follow him. Tigertron was in no mood to talk but was persuaded to anyway.
"Are you alright?"
"Alright? How can anyone be all right after something like that? It was a paradise and we destroyed it."
"I know. I hate this war as much as you do Tigertron, but we must keep fighting to end it."
"The more we fight, the more this planet suffers."
There was little Airazor could do to calm him. So instead, being by his side would have to be enough for now. Airazor sat on the nearby rock in beast form, waiting for Tigertron to make the first move.

Megatron had wiped his mouth. This was getting ridiculous. He marched right into Tarantulas' chambers. He wasn't there. He went to Black Arachnia's room. She was already sleeping and there was no sign of him. Megatron went into the main control room. Still nothing.
"Where has that spider gotten too?"
He bellowed. His voice could be heard all throughout the base. Samantha had nearly awoken from her sleep. Inferno placed her back down into her bed and rubbed against her. Tarantulas had heard it too. Even from his temporary lair. It wasn't much but it was enough. He hurried over to Megatron and was thrown against the wall.
"You lied to me Tarantulas, and that will be your last mistake, yesss."
"Wait Megatron, what are you talking about? I've lied about anything… recently."
"Then why am I forced to go threw this disease again?"
"What? That can't be possible. I was sure I got it out."
"Then you had better check again and make sure this time!"
Megatron had released Tarantulas but roughly. Tarantulas headed back to his quarters with an angry Megatron close behind. He was never wrong. What could have happened? Thoughts like this kept going through his mind. There was just no way that he could have been wrong. A miscalculation maybe but never wrong. There was always too much at stake for him to be wrong. He entered his room first, hit a few buttons on the desk nearest him and had a table come up from the floor. He motioned to that table.
"Have a seat Megatron. I'll find the problem for sure this time."
"You'd better, yesss."
Megatron was once again at the will of Tarantulas. This would be the perfect to make Megatron immobile or to even put him off-line permanently but there was something there that stopped him. Pride. This was more then when Dinobot was all about honor. This was much bigger. He may have been a back stabbing spider but he still had his pride. Megatron felt the table jolt, almost making him sick again. Tarantulas hit some more buttons and got an overhead scanner. He turned and placed it over Megatron's body.
"Okay, this is a more thorough scan. This will find anything and everything that's wrong with you."
Megatron glared at him.
"Not saying that there ever was but this is just an extra precaution. Now try and lay as still as possible."
Tarantulas had started to scan his body. He started from the bottom heading upwards, from toe to head. He knew what parts have been used recently and exactly how long ago. When he had gotten to about mid section, he knew what had been used recently and didn't wish to know that. Tarantulas shook for a moment then returned to scanning. Everything seemed fine. Perhaps it was all in his head after all. Megatron started to lurch upwards. Tarantulas took the hint and moved. Megatron had made it to the corner and got sick again. Tarantulas just watched, perhaps not all in his head. You can't fake something like that. Well, you can, but it's hard without putting your finger down your throat. (I don't do it, it's just, gross. It hurts too. Like when I get the flu, I usually throw up. I have these pills that make me nauseas and I dry heave more then anything.) Megatron stood back up, tilting to the left. Tarantulas went over to him and helped him back onto the table.
"So you're not lying to me after all. I thought you were just paranoid."
Megatron wasn't strong enough to hurt him. Not yet anyway. Tarantulas resumed his scanning. Hello. What's this?
"So where exactly are you hurting?"
Megatron just gave him a look.
"Besides your stomach."
"Nowhere. Well… my back has been slightly hurting but I thought that was from my bending over to lose what little nutrients I had gained during the day. I feel like I've become some kind of emotional wreck."
"Megatron, you do realize that only females are supposed to get those kinds of problems."
"I know that Tarantulas. I wasn't brought on-line yesterday. I want to know why this is happening."
"Well I did find something. I'm trying to pinpoint what it is. Anything else happen?"
"I've been getting sick. But after midday has passed I'm fine."
Tarantulas looked at his clock. It was about four in the morning this planet's time.
"These symptoms are shockingly close to morning sickness."
"Is that bad?"
Megatron wasn't an idiot or playing naïve, he just didn't pay attention in school. He was more concerned about taking over the universe.
"Let me finish testing first. It shouldn't be possible for you to get morning sickness."
Tarantulas scanned Megatron torso. He had to narrow the scan again. He finished his scan of Megatron's body and uploaded the information onto his computer screen.
"This isn't possible. I don't know how, but it's finally happened."
"What? What's wrong?"
"I…I don't know how else to put this Megatron but… you're pregnant."

Everyone could hear what happened next. A great scream echoing through the halls. Even though it was just one word, everyone knew Megatron was having a bad day. Most woke up to see what was going on. Inferno had rushed out of the room to be by his queens' side. Samantha was ordered to stay behind. Everyone was at Tarantulas' door. They entered finding Megatron over him, trying to squeeze the very life out of him.
"You had better be wrong spider. Oh you had better pray that you're wrong."
Tarantulas couldn't say anything. All he could do was point. Megatron turned and saw everyone staring at him. That did it. He had lost it.
"GET OUT! All of you! NOW!"
All did as they were told. Megatron locked the door behind them. Megatron went back over to the cowering Tarantulas, whom were now trying to protect himself with his arms. Megatron threw him against the wall again.
"Tell me you're joking. That's all you have to do to get out of this."
"I wish I could Megatron, but it's true. You are the first male Predicon to get impregnated, just as it was back in the time of the Decepticons. In a way, this is an honor."
"Don't you dare try to pass it off as something as impracticable as honor."
There was a silence for a moment. Megatron was thinking. Then he lifted his head and looked at Tarantulas, letting him go.
"Is there anything I can do about it?"
Tarantulas went back to his computer, doubling checking everything.
"I'm afraid not. The damage to your own body would be severe. You'd be lucky to make it out alive. Even at this stage."
"Then… is there anyway to find out who did this to me?"
"You mean you don't know?"
Tarantulas turned after the pause. Megatron wasn't making eye contact.
"You've been with more then one partner?"
"I believe I've told you this before."
"Perhaps you had. But I have many things going on that I forget the littler things."
"This is little to you?"
"Well of course. It's not my problem."
"I'm making it your problem spider, yesss."
Tarantulas leaned against the table and crossed his arms.
"Well… the only way I can even remotely help is if I know all the partners you've willingly and unwillingly been with."
Megatron wasn't comfortable with this subject but if he was going to bear a child, he was going to have to tell everything. (That's the proper bear this time. I actually looked that one up. It's like there, their and they're. It gets hard sometimes.)
"Well, these are the only ones I have been with willingly. Samantha was the first one…"
"So it finally happened. I mean we all knew it would, but to think it actually happened."
Megatron glared at him again. Tarantulas raised his hands.
"I'm sorry."
"Then… there was Inferno but that was just recently, after the illnesses. Besides, I was the one in control."
Tarantulas said nothing this time fearing what would happen. He just nodded. Megatron looked down between his legs at the floor.
"And… Who else Megatron? I know there had to be an unwilling. Otherwise you wouldn't be hesitating."
"That's just the problem, this one is humiliating."
Tarantulas stared at him. Occasionally blinking. Megatron had to get on with it.
"It… was Primal. That one I had no control in."
"Has it happened more then once?"
"What more do you want from me? Are you pleased with the fact that I have to disgrace myself in front of you?"
"Perhaps just a little. But I have my reasons for asking. You had control with Inferno, so it couldn't have been from him. I highly doubt that Samantha could have, unless there's something I need to know about her."
"No. She's female. There's no question about that. With Optimus, it must have been, three maybe four times."
"And he had complete control?"
"Yes."
"So you are like the classroom whore?"
Tarantulas turned around, smiling inwardly. Oh this was good. This was just juicy. This could work in his favor, but first, business.
"Then the answer is obvious. You carry Primal's baby."
"But why him? Why now?"
"You aren't the first Megatron. There have been others."
"I know that."
"Then why act so surprised? I take it you know who was the first?"
"Of course. It was a Decepticon, back when the war was new. Back to when before we had allegiances."
"Back when we were all equal and could love or hate whomever we chose."
They both went silent. Megatron looked back up, getting Tarantulas' attention.
"So now what?"
"I suggest you tell your lovers about this. They'll need to know not to be rough with you. And for a future warning, when you do give birth, it'll be painful, just like it was back then. But I will examine you every so often to make sure nothing goes wrong. Remember, anything happens to this child, you'll pay for it as well, with your life."
"You'll keep this between us?"
Tarantulas ushered Megatron out the door.
"If you have anymore questions, feel free to visit me anytime."
He shut the door and started cackling aloud.

Megatron headed back to his quarters. Oh Primus how could this have happened? Why now? He entered his room and found both Inferno and Samantha curled up together. She looked as if she had been crying.
"What happened?"
"Royalty!"
Inferno was reading to jump on him. Megatron sidestepped, letting Inferno hit the wall instead. He walked over to Samantha and held her. This was going to be the hardest conversation to have. Especially with Inferno present.

Please don't hate me for what I did to him.

I am evil, yesss.