I have time off of work. It's for medical reasons. I'm having like a break down. I keep getting dizzy and nauseous. That and I've been angry a lot lately, worse then PMS angry. I needed time off and I'm still sick. I wake up fine then as the day goes on, I get worse. Except for this morning. I got dizzy just getting up to pee. Then moderate when I woke up for the day. I really hate it and I really don't want to go for counseling. I will use my right to remain silent. But anyway, let's try and get some of these out before I pass out again. Oh, I have finally beaten Zelda. The games always end crappy. They waited so long to be together and it didn't happen. These people suck. But this is why we have fan fiction.

"What is wrong with you now?"
"She thought that you hated her."

"And why do you have to think of stupid things like that now of all times?"

Samantha stuck her tongue out at him. She was going to give him the finger but decided against it. Megatron approached them.

"So, I take it you got bad news Megatron. You don't usually snap at me."

"Please forgive me for that. I'm going to remain this moody unfortunately."

"So what's the problem? Anything Inferno and I can help with?"
"Probably not, not unless you can turn back time without using a trans-warp cell."

"Yeah I ain't that skilled."

Megatron looked at her then leaned against the wall.

"You really need to stop hanging around Rattrap."

"Hey, I got friends on both sides. You don't like it, you can bite me."
"I can arrange that."

Samantha hid herself back under the covers. Inferno sat quietly, trying to stay out of their fight. He refused to say a thing until their war ended or until he was forcibly included.

"And you Inferno, are you back to optimum level?"
"Yes Royalty."

No one liked the silence. Megatron walked over to them and sat on the floor. Inferno stood up to give way to his queen but was told to sit back down. Samantha peaked out of the blankets. She noted that Megatron was looking down at the floor.

"There's something that I need to tell the both of you. Something that is hard for me to discuss. Something that was originally programmed into the earlier forms of Transformers as a last resort in case of emergency."
"Let me guess, you're pregnant."

Megatron just stared at her. Samantha looked like she was going to laugh. She was already giggling. She stopped when she saw his face. It wasn't a blank look but it sent a message across. He was serious.

"That's not it… right…"

"I'm afraid it is."

There was another silence. Samantha turned at hit Inferno in the arm.

"Inferno!"

"What? I didn't do anything."

It took a while to hit Inferno fully. He stood up in a hurry, knocking Samantha backwards.

"Finally, the Royalty is to produce offspring."

Megatron felt the urge to hit him but didn't. Samantha had climbed out of her bed and sat between his legs.

"Is this okay? I mean I wont hurt you?"
"No, I'm sure this is fine. But I am going to have to lay down some rules, Yesss."

"May I ask something first?"

Megatron nodded. Inferno sat close to them, wanting to hear everything.

"Was it Inferno's fault? And tell me more about this last resort thing."
"No. Inferno is not to blame. Granted I slept with him but I was the one in charge."
"Since when are you not?"
"Could you let me finish? The one who got to me was, as much as it pains me to say it, Optimus. I had a run in with him a few times and I couldn't get away fast enough. Other times, it was to protect something important to me."
(As Inu-Yasha flashes through your mind. (Laughs) Sesshomaru.)

As Samantha looked at the floor, guilt came over her.

"That's my fault isn't it? I have this feeling."

Megatron cupped the side of her face.

"Nothing was your fault. It was my choice."
"Is that true? I'll pay you back anyway I can."

He kissed her temple.

"You already are."
Inferno didn't wish to spoil the moment but had to. He held on from behind. They had to have a moment. There was going to be a lot going on now but a lot less in the bedroom. (Sorry Noelle) Megatron pulled back after his hug with Samantha.

"Now, these rules. I am supposedly forbidden from having any more sex. There may be a small chance that I still can; I just have to be very careful. Next rule…"
Megatron looked directly at Samantha for this one.

"No pouncing. And I mean that Samantha. You have to be careful around me now."

"But then how is this going to work? Someone is going to figure this out if you don't go and fight with the others."
"She has a point Royalty."
Megatron had to take everything into consideration. There was a problem. He had to keep the Maximals occupied for a while.

"I have an idea."

The Predicons had attacked the Maximal base and had taken something of great value, a coil of some sort. Samantha had snuck out of her own base and was taping the whole thing. She knew if Megatron ever found out, he'd be angry but she had to document everything. That's just the way it's always been. She found she was a lot like Soundwave, using what she needed in case things got hairy. Knowledge truly was power. You never what'll come in handy.

Megatron was still in the base, gloating about his newest victory. Samantha had snuck back into the base, hoping no one noticed her. Samantha peaked into the main room to find Megatron talking with Tarantulas. She started to make her way back to her room when Megatron called out to her. She slumped over and reluctantly went over to him. She caught the tail end of their conversation.

"Very well Tarantulas. I will see you later then."

Megatron turned and found Samantha standing on the floor in front of him. He motioned for her to join him. She sat on the platform and allowed herself to be lifted. Terrorsaur happened by to see them talking. He was curious. Scorpinoc was approaching him from the left. Terrorsaur grabbed him.

"Look at them Scorpinoc, what do you think they're planning?"
"How should I know? What Megatron does is none of my business nor is it yours."
"What if I told you Samantha was a spy for the Maximals and she's trying to get information out of Megatron right now?"
"But… Megatron would have spotted if she was a fake or not."
"Not if she was doing things to keep his mind away from the truth."

Scorpinoc looked at him. Terrorsaur shook his head.

"She's been keeping him occupied. You know… He can't think of two things at once."
"But he does that all the time."

Terrorsaur was loosing his patience with Scorpinoc. He shoved him into the room.

"Just find out what they're talking about."
"Why me?"
"Megatron trusts you near Samantha, I go near her, he'll slag me."

That was true enough. Megatron didn't like having too many people around her. Scorpinoc made his way over to the other side of the room and started to mess with the computers. He tried to stay close enough to hear but far enough to not be noticed. The conversation lasted for quite some time. Nothing out of the ordinary, from what little of the conversation he picked up.

"What in blazes are you doing over there Scorpinoc?"
That caught his attention. He jumped. After he caught himself, he turned and faced them.

"I was just checking… making sure the perimeter was clear."

"And it took you that long? Couldn't you have done that later? Why did you pick now?"

"Well, that's…"
"Yes?"

Megatron watched him. He noted Scorpinoc's claws started to twitch. That's when you knew he was nervous. Megatron placed Samantha back onto her platform and turned his chair so he could face Scorpinoc properly. All Megatron did was stare at him. He was waiting for Scorpinoc to crack. It didn't take long. Scorpinoc broke down.

"All right I confess. I was put up to this. Terrorsaur said that Samantha was a spy for the Maximals. I just came by to make sure that wasn't true. I didn't want any threats to the base or to anyone else in it. I had to make sure."

Megatron turned and looked at her. She just looked back. He faced Scorpinoc once again.

"Would it make you feel any better if I spanked her?"

"That's it? Is she really a spy?"

"I should say not, no. She's a pest sometimes but not a spy."

He caught Samantha sticking her tongue out at him again. Scorpinoc started to laugh. They both looked at him as if he had finally lost it. He rubbed his face.

"How could I have doubted her? Look at her. There's no way she could be a spy. She's too childish for that."

"That she is."

Samantha sat there, trying to look more mature. Megatron dismissed Scorpinoc and brought his attention back to her. Scorpinoc walked past Terrorsaur.

"Well? That happened?"
"Nothing out of the ordinary, you really need to stop being so paranoid."

Terrorsaur started to shake out of anger. He turned back to find Samantha was back in Megatron's lap. They had resumed their conversation.

Inferno and a few others stationed themselves outside of the Maximal base, blasting it occasionally to shake up the occupants. The one's inside were starting to lose their minds. Sleep deprivation does that. Optimus and Rattrap was already at each other's throat. Rhinox had to lose it himself in order to get the others back.

"We have to get in contact with Tigertron, he must have gone through this."
"Good idea. But now that the Preds are gone, I need some sleep."

Optimus was in full agreement. He'd contact Tigertron later after they all had gotten some sleep.

Tigertron was out in the tropical part of the world, cleaning himself. He felt so relaxed when the water was beating on his back. He was so deep in thought that he didn't noticed Airazor approaching him. Airazor came from behind the bushes, purple, orange and white flowers everywhere. The rocks on which Tigertron stood were large but finely shaped. The water hitting him wasn't a full waterfall but it was just enough to message any kinks out of his back. (You know what I'm talking about right?) The pool, in which the water fell, turned into a small stream flowing down the side of the mountain. They were only halfway up the mountain but it was still low enough to catch a great view of the ocean and it's marvelous sunsets. Tigertron was looking down at the rocks when Airazor touched his back. He would have slipped and fallen if he wasn't caught.

"Sorry about that Tigertron. Didn't mean to scare you."

"That's alright. You just startled me that's all."

There was a silence between them. Tigertron looked up and looked into Airazors eyes. He laughed to himself.

"Well, since you are already half drenched, care to join me?"

Airazor said nothing but smiled. Tigertron stood behind Airazor trying to hold them both up. The rocks had neither moss nor anything of such to make them slippery. The water had beat against them with such force that nothing could grow there. It was just awkward positioning. Airazor had turned and held onto Tigertrons' waist. He looked down, trying to look at Airazors face.

"What's wrong?"

"Why don't you love me?"

"What makes you think I don't love you?"
"I try to get your attention but you always spurn me. You run out of the base and leave me with the others. You hate me don't you?"
"No I don't hate you. I could never hate someone like you. I just… I have duties that have to be done."
"Like bathing out here? You can only play that card for so long before it runs out. Tell me what's really going on."
"Are you sure you could handle something like that?"
"Of course I can. I want to know."
Tigertron sighed then moved closer to Airazor.

"I thought someone like me could never end up with someone like you. I thought I wasn't good enough. At first I thought my beast form was playing tricks on me but I soon realized that the feelings were my own. But… I was too afraid to say a thing, out of fear that you would reject me."

Airazor stood as tall as possible and looked Tigertron right in the eye.

"Does it look like I'm rejecting you?"
Tigertron didn't way a thing. His eyes shifted to the side.

"Maybe this will help."
Airazor got Tigertrons full attention back by kissing him. Like any man, his arms instinctively went around the waist. There was a pocket behind the water. They ended up leaning against it. The kiss was taken to another level. Things were being taken too far. Before they knew what they were doing, Tigertron had Airazor against that wall, readying for the next step. The water was originally meant to clean them, but was now being used as a coolant. Both had lost themselves. Airazor had accepted him. Airazor felt the water bounce off of Tigertron as he lifted himself to meet his partners height. The water was refreshing. It was as if the world was watching and participating in their lovemaking. Airazor held onto Tigertrons shoulders, trying to keep some control. Before they could catch their breaths, they had to kiss a final time. They played with each other, the motion never ceasing. If only this moment could last forever. And trust me, they were going to try and make it last. The sun was starting to set, reflecting off the water, lighting up their bodies. Tigertron looked up at Airazor. Airazor's eyes were closed, mouth open, gasping for air. The light did justice to the colors around them. It was the perfect time and place for something this magical. (I know I'm making it sound corny. It's 3:25 am here. I'm tired. This is for you Jadedfalcon.) As the sun hid itself behind the earth and the stars started to stare down at them, Airazor couldn't take much more. Digging fingers into Tigertrons back. His body responded by forcing itself forward, further into Airazor, causing another reaction. Both had spent themselves simultaneously. Before Tigertron could pass out, he pulled away and carried Airazor to the grass. They both hardly had any strength left to transform. But was forced to do so when the energon began to build up. Tigertron was still trying to catch his breath. He looked over at Airazor who was fighting to stay awake.

"Don't… force it Airazor. You must rest."

"I… know. But it… looks like… we'll have to bathe again. We made such a mess."

Tigertron laughed. Airazor passed out to the melody of his voice. Tigertron followed shortly, not noticing the approaching danger.

(The whole time in this chapter, I tried to type such, I typed suck. I had to keep going back. Now I need my sleep. I hope you enjoyed this chapter.)