9:05 AM

Kyle's Xmas Observation Two

"Though sparkling and pretty, tinsel may be a weapon of mass destruction."


"God, Lori if you drive any slower Christmas will have already passed!"

Lori whirled around at her best friend red faced. "We just backed out of the driveway a few minutes ago, Hills!"

Hilary wasn't a bit fazed. "Exactly."

Kyle felt the tension reaching atomic levels and thought of something uplifting to ease it. "Hey, let's sing some Christmas Carols!"

Hilary smiled at Kyle brightly. "Great idea, Kyle. Follow my lead, okay?"

"Okay!"

"Jingle Bells, Lori snails, Declan ain't got laid--"

"Hey! Hey!" Lori exclaimed.

"What?" Hilary asked, nonchalant.

"Tighten those seat belts, we're gonna reach the mall in five minutes even if I have to break the sound barrier," Lori grumbled.

"But Lori that is not possible," Kyle said, eyebrows furrowed.

"Well, today you get to witness a miracle courtesy of Lori Trager."

Hilary and Kyle looked at each other for a moment and then together:

"Jingle Bells, Lori snails, Declan--"

"Shut it!"