9:36 AM
Kyle's Xmas Observation Three
"Saying "ho ho ho" is considered merry. Strangely, simply saying "ho" is considered offensive."
Lori inspected the underside of her black designer boot as gagging sounds littered the background.
She wished Declan was here. This would have been a good time to make out.
Kyle leaned over a vomiting Hillary who seemed to be splattering her all of her insides on the parking lot pavement.
Every couple of seconds, he would halfheartedly pat her back. However, Kyle was far more interested in examining the lumpy liquid coming through her lips.
"Are you through yet, Hills?!" Lori called from the other side of the car. She refused to be present to the "dumping."
Hillary managed to catch a breath from her gagging. "I don't know, Lori. It's not like I have a particular graffiti design in mi nd for the parking lot. And thanks, for being sympathetic. Not."
"It tastes salty."
"What tastes like what, Kyle?" Lori asked.
"Her vomit."
Hilary's answer to this revelation was to simply throw up seconds.
