This is going to be my next rant. Okay, not going to say many bad things about this movie because it was actually pretty good. First the bad then the good, I don't want to spoil the movie for anyone. One thing I didn't like was that you could see Optimus' mouth moving. Megatron was no longer hot. Voice worked even though it wasn't Frank Welker and was Hugo Weaving. He made him sound like scary. Like "I'm coming to kill you" not "I'm just getting over a cold". I find that funny and I'm sorry. And here's something freaky. All Autobots are perverts. I am not making this shit up. They were watching Spike and his girl making out. And they were on top of Bumblebee. This just proves my point on how fucked up they are. Another thing that kind of pissed me off was that only Optimus was talking. Well, the others had lines but not many and when Megatron did get to talk, it was only when he was fighting. Oh and another thing I thought of, Megatron should have hit Starscream at some point. That and the cars didn't really fit the people. And they made Bumblebee way too old. Megatron and Optimus were too tall. They like towered over the others. But I guess they got as close as they could.
But storyline was good and the little things that you couldn't stop laughing at. This I have to give away just for the fact that I'm sure most of the theatre pissed them at it. Bumblebee pissed on a human. He gave a shrug once told to stop. Like "What? I can't really speak so my actions are speaking louder then words. He was being an asshole." And this is the last thing I'm going to ruin. This is Jazz fighting Megatron. "You want a piece of me bitch?" "No… I want two." And you can guess what happens next. I thought that was great. You do not fuck with the enemy's leader. Ever. No matter how much you think you can kick their ass. Why do you think it's always the leaders that fight? I like the beginning just for the fact that Bumblebee may not have been a little bug car but there was one in the movie and he hit it, like he was saying, "I'm newer technology bitch". Which reminds me, he was playing music to try and get this girl into his car and his little air freshener said bee-otch. I do recommend on seeing this movie even though at first I though I would hate it.
I still think they could have had Soundwave in there. I mean, they changed Frenzy so why not him? Would have made more sense. And I think there will be a second. They ended it like there was going to be. And I wish Starscream would have done what he always does, "Megatron has fallen, Decepticons, follow me your new leader." And another line that I wished that was in there was, "I still function." That's a Megatron line. In some scenes, it seemed like Megatron had too many emotions, he wasn't thinking like he usually does. He usually has a clear head and let's nothing gets in his way. There are times when he loses his temper don't get me wrong but he was showing too many emotions. And everyone kept asking me who these people were; most of them aren't recognizable unless you are a diehard fan.
Anyway, I will get back to my stories. I've just been having fun with people lately. I have a crazy personal life now. Never thought I would have one but I do. I have two different groups of friends that want to do stuff usually at the same time or back to back and it's tiring me out. But I promise more action. And I thank you all for the reviews and Pm's and Emails. They are really helping me and by the end of Beast Wars, you understand everything and when I start my G1, it wont be exactly like this, they wont follow the episodes exactly, I'll only throw in one or two things so you know where we are. But it's going to kick oh so many asses. And I hope that the fans I have wont hate it. It'll explain why Optimus had the 180 personality flip.
