I'm sorry if this shit seems like it's completely random but so was Dragonball z. And you know what, those where the episodes that made it funny. You can't have everything completely serious. If there were no comedy, it would be boring. So please forgive it but, I have this habit of being unintentionally funny.
It had been a few weeks since the last fight had happened. Dinobot and Cheetor were on patrol in the mountain area. Waspinator, Terrorsaur and Inferno were ready to ambush. And that's just what they did. A battle had broken out but Waspinator had just chosen to watch. Then Terrorsaur hit a wall and noticed what Waspinator had been doing.
"What
are you doing?"
"Terrorzzaur hazz no given zzignal."
"Attack you fool!"
"Wazzpinator will engage enemy."
(I just think that part is so cute.) Waspinator grabbed the biggest bullet they had and tried to fly with it. It was heavier then he thought. He spotted a tiger on the side of the hill. But it wasn't who he thought it was. Tigertron was hiding up a little bit higher then jumped on Waspinator. Waspinator had lost control. Inferno went psycho and started to blast everything in sight.
"I need some help down here big cat, Dinobot's out and I'm under heavy fire."
Once Tigertron had taken care of Waspinator, he then moved onto Inferno. He shot at him three times. One hit got him off his guard, the second made him turn around and had him spin out of control, the third just missed him and hit the mountain where Snowstalker had been standing. This caused a landslide. Snowstalker was buried beneath all the earth and rock. Tigertron had tried to dig her out but was too late. She had been instantly crushed. Tigertron began to bury her, Dinobot was thinking about how to handle the situation. He'd seen too many comrades fallen and knew what would happen if he let it continue. The one that had originally defiled him went in a similar way. But the circumstances were different this time. He knew Tigertron wouldn't be happy that she was dead. And he was right, Tigertron had told them he wouldn't fight anymore and took off, abandoning them.
"So the tiger no longer wishes to fight. Inferno to Waspinator and Terrorsaur, regroup on my coordinates."
They all
met at a high point as to not be detected.
"We must return to
base."
"The Royalty commanded that we bring in the renegade Maximal. Will you explain our failure to him?"
(Note the fact he said him. Am I the only one who caught that?)
"Megatron not like failure."
"Yes the Royalty, I mean Megatron has been a bit testy lately. (And we all know why.) We'll do it. But only on my signal."
Waspinator was fixed on that light. There was no way he was going to let it get away from him. He started to clap.
"Wazzpinator likezz zzignal."
He started to do little circles in the air. (He is so cute.)
Dinobot had found Tigertron and was already starting to fight him. Optimus had no choice but to intervene. He had to split them up before Dinobot decided to go too far. Dinobot still never understood why they were always so sentimental. He tried it once and look what happened to him. He headed back to base. He had to tell Rattrap of the things that had happened to him. It was never wise to keep secrets, even if it's to protect someone.
Rattrap was sitting in his room playing with another one of his explosives. He had just finished working out the kinks in the formula. He watched Dinobot come into the room. He was so out of it that he didn't noticed Rattrap flying at him. He ended up on the ground.
"Where have ya been Chopper face? I knew you were out on patrol with Cheetor but you should have been done hours ago. Getting slow as ya age?"
Dinobot didn't say anything. Rattrap was expecting to get something back, a slap, hit in the arm, forced into another round of sex but nothing came. Just his hand went up, Rattrap braced himself just in case but he just felt a hand go onto his head. He was being rubbed. Rattrap looked up and hit his forehead into Dinobot's.
"Okay, what's da matter with ya now?"
Dinobot had sat up, pushing Rattrap off of him. He turned Rattrap around and held him from behind. Rattrap just thought maybe he was having another episode but something felt different this time.
"Promise me something."
"Depends on what it is."
"Listen rodent, this is very important, I need you to promise me."
"Alright, alright, don't get so defensive. What is it that I have to do?"
"Just promise you wont hate me after I tell you this. Or to feel sorry for me."
"Why would I? Ya ain't got nothing dat I can't handle. I've been through a lot too ya know. You're gonna have ta come up with something pretty big to top some of da shit I went through."
"I doubt you were raped by your best friend."
Rattrap looked up at him. Dinobot wasn't kidding.
"Ya just fucking with me right?"
Dinobot just shook his head. He held Rattrap tighter and began to tell him about what had happened.
"You know how I was in the military right, well, some of the guys there had developed clicks so to speak. I was an outcast."
"Like ya are now."
Dinobot gave him a dirty look.
"Alright, I'm shutting up."
"Well, I was in the process of my little side job,"
Rattrap started to laugh under his breath. Dinobot continued.
"One of them came up to me and said they would be going out later before our next mission. They wanted to know if I wanted to join, so thinking nothing of it, I did. We went out for some drinks and nothing happened. Things were fine at first. Then our mission came. All this was happening before I even met Megatron. On this new planet that we had just recently discovered, he started getting closer to me. We had been on missions together before but this was the first time he had ever talked to me without having to give orders. We had spent maybe a month there but we had gotten closer. I started to pay less attention to my work and more on him. I thought perhaps I was crazy but soon I didn't care if I was."
"This is when you first realized that you were gay."
"Probably. But what choice do we really have?"
"What
do you mean?"
"Well think about it, it took forever to get
females back on our side. When the Autobots and Decepticons still
existed, there were no female Decepticons. The Autobots had them all
destroyed. I mean, how can you have more without a female to have the
children. They tried the same thing to the Autobots but some of them
had escaped and remained hidden."
"Anyway, back to this story. What happened to you? Did you disobey him or something?"
"Something along those lines. I wouldn't do something that he wanted. He had come forward with his feelings before I did. It wasn't the fact that he wanted me that bothered me. There was something else that was disturbing. There are good and evil in everyone but I swore this man had very little well in him. He was always merciless when he fought. He would sacrifice women and children just to complete his main objective. I just couldn't stomach that. My honor wouldn't allow it. So one day he cornered me and told me that I had become soft. I told him that I would never follow a leader who didn't respect others let alone himself. I turned my back on him, something I never should have done. He was in a totally different weight class then I was. I tried to fight back. I did manage to fend him off but not for long. Our troop was gone farther into the distance and out scouts were busy keeping an eye out for invaders. What the commander was doing didn't matter to the others unless something big happened. I was completely at his mercy. I was stuck as his prisoner for days. All the way until we had returned to Cybertron. I was accused of being a traitor. He had told our squadron's leader lies about me. Almost had me destroyed. I left the military under false pretenses. I told them I was leaving because of the accusations but that wasn't the entire reason. I had to get away from him before he tried to blackmail me again. That's when I ran into Waspinator and Terrorsaur. It took a while for me to trust them but I did eventually. They had told me of their plan and what Megatron was planning. So I met up with him. He had brought Samantha with him; though she was a little scamp then."
"Isn't
she still?"
"Not as bad as she was then. She was frightened
of me at first but soon clung to me. She remembered that I was one of
them that had gotten her out of her own prison. Megatron had told me
the plan and asked if I was in. I had thought everything over,
thinking about the repercussions of my choice, then finally agreed."
"Are you regretting that?"
"No. I
never would have met you."
"And ya trust me? Ya don't think
I'd do the same thing that the other man did?"
"If you were
going to, you would have by now. And I don't think you've got the
bearings to do so."
"Oh yeah?"
Rattrap had turned and forced him to the ground. Dinobot, being the stronger of the two, had him pinned. Rattrap never really won, not unless Dinobot let him.
"See. If anything, you should be worried about me."
"Yea right. Ya ain't got any bearings either."
A new struggle had started between them. Rattrap wasn't going to give in to him this time. They both knew how this struggle was going to end. It always ended the same way. It was already in motion. It was about to start when a knock came to the door.
"Are you two trying to kill each other again?"
Rattrap had gotten off of Dinobot and answered. Dinobot had sat against the wall and tried to remain silent.
"Is everything okay in here?"
"Yeah. We weren't doing anything."
"Don't
try to pull that on me Rattrap. I know you guys were fighting and
what have I told you?"
"Take it outside. You don't want
anything ruined."
"That's right. Now please do so."
Rattrap watched Optimus walk away then shut the door and locked it.
"Gees, what's his design flaw?"
Dinobot shook his head, again, trying not to laugh. Rattrap started walking back towards him.
"Well then, where were we?"
Everyone was standing in front of Megatron to report failure. They were getting their ass chewed. He was getting fed up with everything. He sent them all away and tried to think. Before he knew it, he had passed out. The computer had announced an anomaly. Once he knew what he was dealing with, he sent Inferno out to retrieve it. Inferno had brought the disk back to him and had it placed in a containment unit.
"Thank you Inferno. Now go repair yourself. I have much to think on."
"Yes my
queen."
"I wish he wouldn't call me that."
Samantha had entered the room and watched what he was doing. Her eyes had widened. She thought she'd never see that again.
"What's this?"
"What are you doing in here? I told you to stay with Waspinator."
"I got bored. I brought you another picture to go with that other one I took of you on Cybertron. This one is a little newer."
"Thank you. Now please leave. I have to think, yesss."
"Alright, but you owe me."
"Very well."
Once she left, he brought up a monitor and sent out a hologram once it had detected the form he wanted. It followed it until it was passed and could form. Optimus had to skid in the air to stop him.
"Optimus Primal, I must have a word with you."
"Well, Megatron, I'd say it's glad to see you but my truth circuits would overload."
"This is no time for pleasantries Maximal, no. I have a matter of some urgency to discuss."
"So… discuss."
"Not like this, no. In person I think, yesss. Neutral territory. One hour, both of us alone."
Optimus had started laughing.
"What makes you think I'd agree to that?"
You could just imagine the thoughts going through his head at that time.
"Because what I wish to discuss is a truce."
He knew he had just shot down Optimus' little fantasy. Megatron hit a button on his control panel and headed off.
Megatron was standing in his beast form waiting. He had noted that Optimus was already falling from the sky. He was in a foul mood. Under normal conditions, he would have taken what he wanted but had to hear him out.
"Alright
Megatron, you called the meeting, what's this slag about a truce?"
"It's absolutely true I assure you."
"Yeah right, the only time Predicons talk truce it's so they can reload their weapons."
"Under normal circumstances yes, but not now. I have other things to concern myself with now. Things have arisen, things that require my undivided attention. To be blunt Optimus Primal, I have no time to worry about you or your Maximal minions. Thus I wish a truce. And you will agree."
"Do you take me for a fool?"
"No, I take you for a Maximal."
While the Maximals were planning to get back into the Predicon base, Megatron had set his other plans in motion. He had sent Waspinator down to the trans warp cell to keep an eye on things. Tarantulas was making plans of his little agenda. He had taken one of the cells, and got Waspinator. He ran back to his base to continue planning. Megatron kept his eyes on his monitor for the next few hours. Everyone was doing his or her own thing. Megaton had sent Black Arachnia to find out what Tarantulas was up to.
"Black Arachnia, there was an explosion in the trans warp chamber. Would you check it out? Please. Now Optimus Primal, I believe the next move is yours."
The move didn't come for weeks. It still hadn't happened yet. Megatron was getting more edgy. Little things were setting him off. Samantha had stayed by his side even against his wishes. She had brought him foods that he had requested. Mostly meats but he was becoming so impatient that he no longer cared if they were raw. When he slept, she would snuggle in next to him, making sure he had enough blankets to keep him warm. Inferno was in charge of keeping an eye out for an attempts made by the Maximals. They had made attempts but none were working. Megatron had given the order so Inferno was not about to disappoint him. Pretty much during the truce, there was peace, at least for almost everyone. Optimus had stationed himself out by the Predicon base looking for any sign of movement. Megatron hadn't come out of the base in days. There had to be something wrong. He saw that Samantha was leaving the base by herself. She was walking slowly but began to run once she hit grass. She was surprisingly fast running without shoes. It flew above her to keep up. She stopped next to a waterhole. She was watching the animals that had gathered. She was debating on what size of animal to get him. Optimus came up behind her and pulled her back. She put up a struggle; the sounds caused the animals to scatter. She broke free from him and hit his chest.
"You
bastard, I was about to catch one of those."
"For what? What
is Megatron hiding?"
"It's none of your business."
"Oh I think it's my business."
"We have a truce, you can't hurt me. Besides I'm a neutral party."
"I highly doubt that. You are always with the Predicons. You are far from neutral."
"The only reason why I don't stay with your side is because I can't trust you."
"Very well, just tell me what I want to know and I'll leave you alone."
"I have nothing to tell you. If I knew anything I still wouldn't tell you."
"Playing dumb again huh, oh wait, you are dumb."
"That's not going to work on me. I know what you're planning. I'm not so naïve."
"That's too bad. Guess I'll just have to take the information by force."
"I'm not scared of you Optimus. You've caught me in a bad mood."
"So? You think I'm supposed to fear you?"
"You should."
Optimus had started to laugh but soon stopped. Again, he had witnessed her eyes changing color and slit while her teeth and nails began to grow. Her skin was changing color as well. She was becoming redder. She even began to grow in height. He was starting to look up at her. The bushes were moving faster. They could hear shouting. He noted her growl and she began to shrink back to normal size. She pointed to him before running off.
"This isn't over yet."
Rhinox met Optimus. He and Rattrap had been doing research all day.
"You alright Optimus? You don't look so good."
"Rhinox, I want you to hurry and find out whatever you can about Samantha's species. Something's very odd."
