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WildCat
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both." Benjamin Franklin
(20:34) DeusRex: yo you streaming?
(20:40) DeusRex: :/
DeusRex: y u gotta be afk on me tho?
(20:45) DeusRex: reallllllllllllllllllllllll
(20:48) Cat the Turtle: yo
Cat the Turtle: Getting into Q tell me what's up
(20:50) Cat the Turtle: lol y u gotta be afk on me doe? Reallllllllllllllllllll
Cat the Turtle: so troll
Match Found!
coL Typhergus: top pls :D
coL Ikarus: jangle
coL Ikarus: trade me j4 wildcat?
Cat the Turtle: Sure get me vayne
DoobyScoo: drex can I mid pls
DoobyScoo: I'll carry you :D
DoobyScoo: pls
DoobyScoo: :c
[00:00] DeusRex: should have dodged :p
[00:00] DeusRex: ehh
[00:00] DeusRex: let me know when you're done with that game
[00:00] DeusRex: and don't start another
[00:00] DeusRex: don't even queue
[00:02] Bls Drex (Gragas) purchased Warding Totem (Trinket)!
[00:03] coL Typhergus (Malphite) purchased Warding Totem (Trinket)!
[00:03] DoobyScoo (Leona) purchased Sweeping Lens (Trinket)!
[00:04] DoobyScoo (Leona) purchased Relic Shield!
[00:06] [To] DeusRex: oooh why?
[00:08] Cat the Turtle (Vayne) purchased Warding Totem (Trinket)!
[00:10] DeusRex: gotta show you something
[00:25] [To] DeusRex: no **** pics pls
[00:30] DeusRex: lol
[00:35] coL Ikarus (Jarvan IV) purchased Sweeping Lens (Trinket)!
[00:36] coL Ikarus (Jarvan IV) is on the way
[00:37] coL Ikarus (Jarvan IV) is asking for assistance
[00:37] DoobyScoo (Leona) is on the way
[00:57] DeusRex: NSA's coming out with new program
[01:10] DeusRex: I found this thing
[01:11] DeusRex: helps protect your data and privacy
[01:13] coL Ikarus (Jarvan IV): 6 12 tr
[01:14] DeusRex: its called freedom from government
[01:15] DeusRex: or ffg for short
[01:46] [To] DeusRex: o lol
[01:50] DeusRex: send me your skype info when you're done
[01:53] [To] DeusRex: K
[02:12] Cat the Turtle (Vayne): yo leona
[02:14] Cat the Turtle (Vayne): let's just go full ham lvl 3 and up
[02:15] DoobyScoo (Leona): sure
[02:28] Cat the Turtle (Vayne): carry the **** out of this lane
GeorgeDeusRex: move window to your other monitor
Jason the WildCat: I only have one monitor D:
GeorgeDeusRex: -.-
Jason the WildCat: um
how long do you think this is going to take?
GeorgeDeusRex: not sure tbh
"Um…kay, so guys I'm gonna stop streaming for a bit. Give me like ten or so minutes. Maybe more. Or…you know what, I'll start streaming again in an hour. Thanks for watching so far. Sorry for the sudden change, but I'll be back. I promise. BRB." Stream Offline.
GeorgeDeusKing calling.
"—nyway, we just didn't mesh at all. She was like, super serious all the time and I was just dickin' around playing video games not even giving a damn about my classes."
"I think I'm on the same boat right now, honestly. I mean, I've fucked up a bunch before I got Shellshock's email, and then skipping out on lunch was like the last straw for her."
"A'right, a'right, we got WildCat. Let's get super serious now. As far as we're concerned, this is the full team. Panda, Tokyo and I have already accepted Shellshock's invitation. That means you two seem to be the only missin' pieces."
"Ehh. Hey, so if this is the team, I just want to get something out of the way. From what I know about how you guys play in solo queue, Tokyo and Rex seem to already have good chemistry. Pandango, you really, really know how to manipulate and control the flow of your opponents. Crescendo, if you're going to be our Support, I'm totally gonna respond to Shellshock as soon as we're done with this meeting. We always win lane that it's not even funny."
SW Crescendo: It's like we can read each other's minds. :o
"No mic?"
SW Crescendo: Yeah, something like that.
"Tokyo and I've been duo queuin' a lot recently and we're startin'a see some pretty serious changes in our playstyle. Maybe if you two put in some serious practice time together maybe you'll start seeing similar results?"
"Yo, Rex."
"It's not impossible. Dude, we can be like the best bot lane in North America, hands down. I'm calling it."
GeorgeDeusRex: lol racist ass nigga
PANDAKAWAII: lol
SW Crescendo: Well, I mean, we haven't really run into any professional duo bot lane. But it could be work a shot to try something out. I'm not sure about being captain, though. I haven't even really played in any REAL competitive environment.
"Panda, that's for you and Tokyo. Also, there's still Thursday 'n' Friday to decide whetha or not you guys want in on the team. Shelly didn't organize this call so it's not like you have to say yes now."
PANDAKAWAII: damn rex, so mean
y u no like faggots? :C
heartless bastard
SW Crescendo: Lol, Shelly?
NeoTrollkyo: Rex and I also call him Penny. He's a girl both times either way because trololo
"Rex and I have been thinking that we can also make a ranked fives team to see how we play together and to see what we can improve on. We could even do it right now if we really want to. Rex and I could probably carry us if you three weigh too much. I'm the one who'll be mainly carrying, though."
GeorgeDeusRex: fagcts killed muh daddy, killed his lungs
And I have the best reason for my stance
"Ehh, I promised my viewers I'd stream again in an hour. Maybe we could do that tomorrow? So long as it's before Friday night so we can let Shelly know we're good to go, I'm assuming, right?"
"You guys don't even know. My link is the best. We could do it tomorrow if we can agree on a time. It may also be better to use smurfs so that people won't figure something's up if they see us in ranked fives. You all do have smurf accounts, right?"
Jason the WildCat: Am I am filthy casual if I play leageue?
PANDAKAWAII: ...What if I don't have a smurf?
"I could probably lend you one of mine, but you may not have the runes or champions you like on it."
"Sure, I guess. What are their summoner names?"
"One is TrinityJohto and the other is RaitoYagami."
"Oh shit, those are you? You always shit on me whatever lane we face each other in."
"Lol, well step up your game, Pandy. We should one v one at the gaming house. Loser has to date Rex the next day. Winner dates his girlfriend."
"In that case I'll lose on purpose. Cuz mmm, that bod."
"Wow. Well, I don't mind havin' my meals paid."
"I never said I'd pay, though. Happy face."
"Shit outta luck, George."
SW Crescendo: Okay, so looks like we're doing this smurf team, then? What time?
"Okay. Actually, you know what? I'm down for this. I can see this going places. I'm sending in my email. Crescendo, it's time someone takes you hostage. We're doing this bot lane thing. It's gonna work. Something tells me we're going a long way with this duo lane."
SW Crescendo: =w='
I'd still have to reply to Shelly, thought. So I'm not really hostage. \o/
"Oh damn, WildCat. And I thought Supports made all the decisions bot lane. And I also thought cats were supposed to be all like…hella calm and chillax. So unkawaii. You could learn a thing or two from my panda skills."
"I'm sending in my confirmation email, man. Whether or not we become the best bot lane is up to you now."
Jason the WildCat: :3
"Top post on Reddit gonna be 'Team Takes Crescendo Hostage.' And solo queue will rejoice. But then he's gonna be our captain anyway."
"I'm typing it right now. Listen to my keystrokes. They seal your fate with each passing second. Oh shit, how do you spell 'sign me up?' It's like…N, and then O, right?"
SW Crescendo: I think it's spelled like this: I don't want to play for FFG. I'm a baddie and Crescendo would carry me every game. Shelly, pls.
"Oh, okay. I think I got all that. That last part was P-L-S, right? Oh, but no, I actually have a serious question. Does anyone know if Shellshock can actually be trusted? Like, he won't manage us until we win a tournament and then disappear like some of those other scum managers that people seem to run into, right?
"He can be trusted. George and I met him a few years ago at an MLG when we played at a LAN. He took our team back then to lunch and stuff. He has a wife and a young daughter. I'm pretty sure he won't be disappearing without someone noticing. But he's an overall cool guy anyway. He knows how the eSports scene works, he's played Counter-Strike professionally when he was younger and then did some managing and coaching before starting FFG from the ground up. If anyone knows how to protect players and organizations from corporate exploitation and fine print contracts, it's Shelly. Trust me on that."
"He's a really chill, dude, let me tell you. I think he'd fit right into this convo easily. Like, he prob'ly wouldn't find anythin' we say offensive."
"Which smurf you gonna want, Panda? I'll make the smurf team with one and use the other. Just let me know which you prefer."
SW Crescendo: What's the team name going to be?
"Umm. I'll see if I can get my old team name. If not, I'll think of something. Gimmie them smurf names so I can add you to the roster."
"You can add my TurtleSlayer one. Newly-30 smurf I'm working on."
SW Crescendo: Metronome.
"Can you get ARoD to work?"
"I think I'll take the Light Yagami one, Tokyo-kun."
"Not quite. No variations of it seem to be working either. Oh, wait. I got it. Looks like we're team MRoD. 'Murica Runs on Debt, sendin' out them invites. And you call me, Tokyo-sama, Panda-sama-kun-san."
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"Hey, ma. So I've decided to go ahead with the FFG thing."
"Really? Wonderful! Have you told your father yet?"
"Nah, I was gonna ask you if you know where abouts in the places he may be."
"He's probably around somewhere. So it looks like you're going to be following in the Yeung family footsteps."
"Yup. This time around things might be a bit different, though. eSports has gotten big these past few years. Maybe I'll be able to stick around the scene even after I'm too old to keep playing competitively. I really hope I can make a lasting impact with this chance I've got here. I'm pretty sure I've got a really good teammate to help me out with bot lane."
"Have you played with him a lot in ranked?"
"From time to time. We've never duo queued, but it looks like the team is going to set up some practice games for tomorrow so we can see what we bring to the table as of now."
"Sounds like you already know what you're doing, then."
"Well, I've learned from the best. I hereby fire-quit myself as the guy who handles the cash register and promote myself to pro gamer for FFG. I have a feeling this is going to work out really well."
"What about the other people on your team? Or the owner, Penn, was it?"
"Yeah, the other guys seem really cool. They know the owner from a few years ago apparently. He has a family, little girl. Everything seems to be pretty legitimate. Two of the other guys on the team are featured streamers for FFG and they haven't said anything bad about Shellshock."
"If all of the business seems to be fine, then just keep in mind that you're a player. Remember that it's a team game. You're going to always be there for your teammates, and you also have to trust that they'll always be there for you. Always, always, always remember that the enemy team will be thinking the exact same thing you're thinking. They're going to be having the same internal issues you and your team are having. Try to find some advantage from that, or at least know you're not the only ones with those team problems."
"Damn, ma, you should coach again. I'm getting all jittery and eager to play right now."
"No, my time for gaming is over. Maybe if things were just a little different I'd still be heavily involved in competitive games, but sometimes things just don't work out how we want them to."
"Then I'll just have to do what you did, but better."
"So long as you remember that everyone playing is just as human as you. They have the same desires and feelings and emotions as you do. The way you feel when you win, that's how they feel when they win. The way you feel when you lose, that's how they feel when they lose. Sportsmanship, Jason. That's going to take you a long way. Firm handshakes, earnest look in the eye, honest smiles. And how could anyone resist that smile of yours?"
"It's like Medusa, but people are filled with bliss."
"How do you come up with all of these obscure references?"
"Internet."
