Night time had arrived on Crocodile Island, The Stars were shining, the moon was showing itself in the sky. The Island, However, remained as lively as ever, as bugs and bats came out from their homes and flew aimlessly in the area.
The Kongs have been traveling for a while, after they had gone through the brambles, they came to a much calmer area of the island...No Kremlings were around to see them. However, they could see fireworks in the distance.
"I wonder what's going on?" Diddy asked.
"I dunno," replied Dixie, "are you sure you're going in the right direction?"
"Of course I am," Diddy said, confidently.
"But you don't even have your map out." Dixie said, crossing her arms.
"...It's too dark to read, though," Diddy mumbled.
"What was that?"
"Nothing!"
The Kongs have managed to make a lot of progress, they were halfway to K. Rool's Keep. They continued their stroll until they came across an amusement park. There was a large sign in front of the entrance that said "Krazy Kremland". There were neon lights lining the outside of the sign. The Kongs could see roller coasters, a ferris wheel, and a few more rides in the amusement park. Dixie placed her hands on her hips, "What now, genius?" She asked, bitterly.
"I dunno," Diddy replied, "maybe if we're really careful, we can sneak through there."
"How are we gonna sneak through?" Dixie complained, "There are probably hundreds of Kremlings, in there."
"Well? How else to we get through?" Diddy asked. Dixie looked around, there was a tent near the entrance, it was a white and blue tent. Outside, there stood a very familiar Kong, a female Kong in a purple dress.
"Is that Candy?" Diddy asked. He waved his hand over to the Kong. Sure enough it was Candy, she gestured for the Kongs to come into the tent. "C'mon, let's go," Diddy said, taking Dixie over to the tent.
Inside the tent, there was a treasure chest and three balloons, one was red, one was blue, and one was green. Aside from Candy Kong, there was another gorilla, he had an afro and wore a blue jacket, He was known as Swanky Kong.
"How did you two get here?" asked Swanky.
"And what happened to you guys?" asked Candy. The younger Kongs looked at each other, not sure how to answer these questions.
"It's a long story," They said in unison.
"Well, can't you tell us what happened?" Candy asked. Afterwards, the younger Kongs described as much as they could. They told Candy and Swanky about Donkey Kong's kidnapping, the fight with Krow, Dixie's kidnapping, they described just about everything they could.
Candy's expression changed to an unsure one. "So now you're telling me that you two need to get through Krazy Kremland to move on?"
"Well, the Kremlings have been looking around for two children," Swanky interrupted, "Who else would it be?"
Candy nodded, Swanky had a point, but even then, she still couldn't believe it, "So you two really are looking for DK, huh?"
"That's right, and we were wondering if you could help us," Diddy said.
'Well, business hasn't been doing well," Swanky said, "I don't really have anything..."
"Now, hold on," Candy said, she opened the chest and pulled out two costumes, "If you're going through Crazy Kremland, you're going to need a disguise."
Diddy and Dixie were both given a costume. Of course, the costumes consisted of a Kremling mask and a coat, Diddy's coat was black while Dixie's coat was blue.
"So, what are you guys gonna do, now?" Dixie asked.
"You know, I was thinking of going to the Northern Kremisphere," Swanky said, "I'm sure business will be better there."
"All right," Diddy said, putting on the coat, "Let's get going."
Krazy Kremland was noisy, the Kremlings were all enjoying themselves, eating junk food, going on rides, and even playing a few games.
Diddy peaked his head out, he was wearing the Kremling mask and he hid his tail inside the coat. "All right, we're all clear."
Diddy came out of the tent while Dixie followed him, wearing the similar disguise. The plan was simple, they needed to get through the park without getting caught...easy, right?
...However, Diddy felt somewhat like a shyguy, wandering without wanting someone to catch a glimpse of his face...however, it was also fun for Diddy, it was almost like he was playing Secret Agent with Donkey Kong.
"Excuse me," A Kremling began to tap Dixie's shoulder, the ape jumped in surpise, looking at the Kremling. Diddy turned around, as well, looking curiously.
"What are you two doing?" The Kremling asked in a friendly tone.
"Oh, uh..." Diddy began to speak in a fake British accent, "You see, my friend and I happen to be looking for those pesky Kongs. Who knows? They could be in this park, right now."
Dixie elbowed Diddy in the ribs, "Not that they are, I mean-"
"Oh, come on," The Kremling said, grabbing both Kongs' hands, "You gotta relax, once in a while."
"Oh...of course..." Diddy laughed pathetically, still keeping his fake accent, "And where are you taking us?"
The Kremling stopped running, he took Diddy and Dixie to a Roller Coaster. The line was short, mostly consisting of young Kremlings.
"So, is this your guys' idea of relaxing?" Dixie asked. The Kremling shrugged, "Don't knock it 'til you try it."
Diddy looked over at Dixie, "What do we do, now?"
"Let's just wait, for a little bit," Dixie said, ",it wouldn't hurt to go on one ride, would it?"
"I guess not," Diddy said, contently. After all, they needed a little fun. The line kept moving, the carts on the roller coaster could only hold two Kremlings per seat. It didn't take very long until Diddy and Dixie were next.
Diddy climbed onto the cart, it was shaped like a human skull. Two red lights served as the eyes. Dixie climbed onto the skull, sitting behind Diddy. "You don't mind, do you?"
Diddy shook his head, "Nope".
The ride began to move slowly, climbing up the fifty degree slope. Things were going great, so far. Nobody has found out their disguises yet. The Kongs have thought it would make things much easier if they wore the disguises, from now on...at least until they've rescued Donkey, of course.
The cart fell down into the deep slope, Diddy raised both hands into the air while Dixie held onto his coat. Both of them were sreaming from sheer joy, as it had been quite a while that they actually had this much fun.
Screech was flying through Krazy Kremland, looking for the two Kongs. He knew they had to be somewhere. They couldn't have just disappeared
. He spotted two peculiar Kremlings getting off the roller coaster, he began to spy on them. One thing he noticed was that the Kremlings' feet looked like...hands, they had no scales, or claws, either. Screech came up to a chubby Kremling, the crocodile looked up, shocked to see K. Rool's parrot in front of him.
"What did I do this time? Please tell me K. Rool won't punish me!"
"Relax, I'm not here for that," Screech said, calmly. "However, I would like you to step on that Kremling's coat," the parrot said, pointing to the peculiar Kremlings.
"Yes sir," The Kremling did as he was told, after he stepped one of the coats, it revealed Diddy Kong was underneath. Now feeling exposed, Diddy froze in fear, Oh crap...
"It's the Kongs!" Screech yelled, getting more attention from the Kremlings. The crocodiles barred their teeth, taking out their weapons.
"What now?" Diddy asked, taking his mask off.
"Looks like we'll have to run," Dixie replied, taking off her disguise and throwing it at one of the Kremlings. The Kongs ran through the park, trying to get away from the Kremlings...but everywhere they went, there was no escape.
A red Kremling was blocking the exit, he had his hands on his hips, "And where do you two think you're going?" The Kremling asked. Behind them was a purple Kremling, he grabbed both Kongs by their backpacks.
"What the hell?" Diddy asked, furiously, The Kremling grinned, walking out of the park, "Don't worry, we won't take you to K. Rool, right away," a yellow Kremling said, happily.
"Then where are you taking us?" Dixie asked. The Kremlings came over to a hole in the ground, tossing the Kongs inside. Both of them were heard screaming as they fell.
"And don't even think about escapin'!" the red Kremling yelled as he and the other Kremlings went back to the amusement park, "We'll be pickin' ya up by sunrise!"
Both Kongs fell 30 feet from above. Dixie managed to slow down their fall, only to have the Kongs land in honey.
"Well, that was rude!" Dixie growled, Diddy nodded in agreement, "Yeah, but I'll admit, they're much nicer when they're not being a bunch of bastards."
"So now what do we do?" Dixie asked.
"Well, we may as well look around for a bit," Diddy said, Dixie lowered her eyes, "We'd better not bump into any more Kremlings."
"We won't, trust me!"
Well...this is now officially the shortest chapter in the story (Maybe even about as short as some of my SSB oneshots)
Not much really happened, here...I promise the next one will be better.
