Immediately I shall thank the idea of this chapter to one Mr. J Everyday, DOMO!! In any case let the chapter… BEGIN!
-Tobi
"So yet another appointment, ne? Yachiru it's like your doing this to me on purpose, but all right, I'll bite, but only because I want to see if Uno-chan will kick some ass again. That was just about the coolest thing ever." Said Zaraki rubbing his chin and smiling at the thought.
" Yep, I wonder who we're going to go to, I'm
in a weirdy body and they'll find out if I go! But they'll keep
sending Uno-chan letters if I don't and she can't because she
ain't got her stuffs here."
Said Yachiru matter-of-factly.
"Ya, shame. This is actually going to take some of my time. Time that could be very well used fighting Ikkaku or Yumi." Kenpachi pondered this thought as well only with a deep frown.
" Ah, don't worry, she probably has a cold or something." Said Unohana, taking the letter from him and reading it " yep probably just a cold. As if on cue Yachiru went into a sneezing and coughing fit, which seemed very painful after which they only received a small "Ow."
Unohana and Kenpachi looked at each other a moment and then both said "Isshin."
Yachiru looked at them and then said " Who?"
" Just get on my shoulder, kid." Implied Zaraki and Yachiru obeyed.
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" So what's up little one? What's going on what's happening, ya throwing-up, ya seeing things that you shouldn't, like dancing cows, or pandas trying to strike up a conversation, how about sneezing or coughing, dose your head hurt, dose your fore head feel warm to other people?" Isshin said to the small pink haired shinigami.
" No, some times, some times, yes, yes, yes, yes." Yachiru said as suddenly the door opened revealing Ichigo who looked at the scene before him and just walked back out without a word.
" Hey! Wasn't that Ichi? Ya! It was! How do you know Ichi? He's Ken-chan's friend, he made him really happy that one time! I've got an idea how about they pl-" Yachiru was cut off by a violent coughing fit which once again ended with a quiet " ow."
Isshin laughed while taking her temperature " Ichigo is my son. He probably knows you from soul society, while he went to rescue Rukia-chan. She's currently residing here. Yep. Very polite girl but wears a fake mask around me and every one who she thinks doesn't know she's a shinigami. She and Ichigo are really close. I think I might throw a box of condoms at him some time. No! Even better! Put it in his lunch bag, when he's going to school! Brilliant!" he laughed again and Yachiru laughed too.
" You're funny! I think I'll call you Clowny-chan!" she said laughing then sneezing three times and wiping her nose on her sleeve.
When her temperature came up it showed a number of 103.
" Well, Yachiru, you've managed to get your self a temperature of one hundred and eleven. Tsk, tsk. Now lets give you some medicine for that nasty cough of yours." Isshin said rummaging through his cupboards.
" Ah ha!" he declared pulling out a bottle of something that looked purple " here you go this will do just fine!"
He handed the bottle to Unohana telling her to give her some every nine hours every day until her cough subsides.
" I know how to handle these types of things, Kurosaki, I'm the fourth division captain you know." She smiled " the last person that thought I was brainless is no longer able to father children." She said smiling coldly.
" Uh, sorry, I meant nothing by it, I swear!" the doctor said taking steps back from the woman.
" I'm sure you didn't. The last man didn't either, at least not after wards." She said.
" Yes, yes, we all know how Maki-maki got a swift kick in the family jewels by you when he said that the fourth division should be removed, not that he could get a girl in the first place without them being drunk and blind. Didn't he need to get one removed?" Commented Zaraki.
" Ya, he did! I should call him lonely-chan when we get back home!" said Yachiru.
Isshin laughed nervously. These people were nuts. But they were from soul society. Any one from soul society had something nuts about them. No one comes back from there unscathed. Look at him! He's been labeled insane by almost every one, every one except the government. He would not that path again.
" This will lower her fever aswell." He said handing yet another bottle to Unohana "She should stay away from school a while and get plenty of rest. That's all I can do, so here's a lollypop for the princess," handing said candy over to Yachiru who immediately stuffed it in her mouth " and the rest is up to you, and don't worry, I totally trust you!" he said and they handed him forty yen and left " I'm a little afraid not to."
----------------------------------------------------The next day------------------------------------------------------------
Kurosaki Ichigo was relieved it was lunch. He had had three tests that day and a hollow and was at this point, starving. He opened his lunch bag and suddenly frowned deeply. Within his lunch bag was no sand which or salad, not even a juice. It was none other than a box of orange flavored condoms with a post it note saying 'yo, Ichigo! Good luck with Rukia-chan! – Dad'. Oh yes, his dad was going to get a swift kick in multiple places today. Ichigo sighed. He was going to starve today.
So another thanks to Mr. J Everyday! This was great (I think.) Send me an idea in the form of a private message, so know one will know what the chapter is about… If I choose your idea your name shall be posted in recognition at the top and bottom! Woo!
-Tobi
