My brother and his stupid online game that he's playing on our TV stole my Internet. We get it back when it's my sister's turn; he gets it till 4:30 pm, not my turn, my sisters. So I got bored and thought 'Hey! Why not continue with the appointments to pass the time!' so here we are. Enjoy!

-Tobi

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Every thing was silent as the two sat in their seats, twitching ever so slightly. The silence was long and awkward until the man spoke up.

" Well, it seems you don't know. Um, well this, I suppose, was set up by your daughter who said she wanted to see her and I quote 'Ken-chan and Uno-chan all kissy again, that way it's easier to freak Baldy-chan when I tell him about it.' I'm guessing that's just her way of saying she wants her parents to be a couple again. Don't blame the child, I'm not sure about how she got you here without telling you but, oh well, she just wants you to be happy." Said Kusijo " let's get started by saying how you feel about the situation."

No one said a word; Kenpachi because he thought it was girly, and Unohana because she was sure he wouldn't listen. Seeing the problem Kusijo decided to not start out with the couple at all. He gets a lot of these types of dilemmas, but they are easily solved usually when the person who brought them told them how they felt about it. It made his job a whole lot easier with that said person being a six-year-old girl.

" Ok then, why don't we start off with Yachiru? Yachiru, how do you feel about the way your parents have been acting?" he asked.

" Yachiru doesn't know how we act! She's never around to see it happen!" Unohana stated.

" Yes I am!" said Yachiru " And you DO admit there's something bad happening!"

" NO! There is nothing wrong between us, He's just being a blood thirsty maniac who killed off most of my workers!" she said pointing at Kenpachi.

"I didn't kill them, I sent them to the emergency room!" Kenpachi said in his defense.

" I otta…" she said, starting to get out of her seat.

"WAIT! I thought I said it was Yachiru's turn to talk! She's apparently around when this happens, and if this continues it could have a negative effect on her!" Yelled Kusijo, who was attempting to calm the woman down.

" Fine!" she stated angrily sitting back down.

" Yachiru, any time you like." Said the therapist.

She nodded happily then took a deep breath looking serious, or as serious as a violent first grade girl could get.

" I see what happens because I have a secret space that I found and if you try to use I'll bite you. It has tunnels that go all around to house and has lots of cracks in it, so I can see anything I want at and time. I see what you do when you fight; Ken-chan made Uno-chan cry and Uno-chan made Ken-chan sleep uncomfy like. Uno-chan doesn't like it when Ken-chan fights people, but he doesn't do it just for fun, he does it for Uno-chan and me too! Ken-chan doesn't like it when Uno-chan lectures him, but Uno-chan doesn't do it just to talk to him, she does it to make sure that Ken-chan will have another option other than fighting, me too! Ken-chan doesn't like it when I use animal blood for ink on things to old-chan, and Uno-chan doesn't like it when I rip off butterfly wings and stick them on people's faces! Well, I don't like it when Uno-chan and Ken-chan fight! I've seen them together before they started fighting! Ken-chan is happier than he is fighting with Ichi! And when Ken-chan protects Uno-chan from Robo-weird-chan so he won't experiment on her, even though she doesn't need the help, she's really happy all day long and gives Ken-chan a big kissy and then I see and go take a picture and then I show it to baldy-chan who runs away screaming something about his eyes, and then he tells Gay-Chan who also freaks out screaming something about Uno-chan being too Beautiful for Ken-chan, who goes and tells Shy-chan who passes out! It's funny! But still they really, really like each other and I really want them to like each other again and I miss Uno-chan making Ken-chan his special pudding stuff with the caramel and the choco stuff and the vanilli, and she would take some of his and he would let her and I would eat Uno-chans and eat it in my room and then they would finish and have soap fights, I know because I watched them from my secret space cause I wanna see ken-chan happy, I like it when ken-chan's happy! I like it when Uno-chan is happy too! And they haven't been happy, and neither have I!" Said Yachiru who had started to cry.

Every one had a sad expression, even Kenpachi, the man of rock, Mr. Immortal; he had always had a soft spot for Yachiru.

" Come here, Yachiru, Uno-chan is very sorry for making you feel bad, and I'm willing to talk it out with Ken-chan, if he's willing to listen." She said holding out her arms to the girl who obliged and sat in her lap.

" Now it seems we've got a solid grasp on two out of three. How about you, Kenpachi?" asked Kusijo.

" Eh, fine." He sighed, " If it's affecting Yachiru enough to make her cry then we have to fix it. Yachiru almost never cries."

" Alright then, who would like to share next?" asked Kusijo who, to Kenpachi, was starting to sound a little too mushy to be straight but perished the thought.

" I'd like to express my feelings now." Said Unohana and Yuroshi nodded " Well, this kind of all started when you beat a man on the street for looking at you strangely. I told you there were better ways to solve this, by simply ignoring them, you agreed and proceeded to ignore me! That was not very kind of you Zaraki-san."

" Please stop calling me that, just Kenpachi is fine! We agreed to drop the formalities when we were only friends, way back in the day."

" Ya, sometimes I miss the days where we were simply friends and we didn't fight like this, but I miss the days where we were a couple and didn't fight like this more."

"Candy." Stated Yachiru, tugging on Unohana's dress, a craving for something sweet settling in.

" And you would come to my work place all the time trying to stop Yachiru from robbing me of all my candy and terrorizing my entire division. I was very grateful, especially since it was already under bullying by the division members of yours who keep beating on them for no reason."

" Candy."

" It's because they think they have no use and weak. They don't realize how important your division actually is! And if I ever hear that repeated and used against me I'm going to rip off the head of who ever told." Kenpachi lay simply.

"Candy!"

Unohana smiled a very Unohana type smile and said " After all these years of being with you, I have never once heard you say anything nice about my division, And that is why I have chosen to put aside my worries and our differences and come back with you by my side, and us as a couple. Yachiru you are very wise to have brought us here, and I'm sorry I made you so unhappy." Said she, turning to the child.

" Candy?" the girl asked hopefully.

Unohana laughed lightly " On the way home, Ulrike."

"What does that mean?" asked Yachiru.

" It's a nick name in German I picked up from one of my patients last year. It means adorable girl." She informed the tiny girl.

" Ya, hear that, Ken-chan? I'm an adorable girl! Uno-chan said so! Uno-chan is always right. Ya heard it right? Right? Right? Right? Right? Did ya, ken-chan?" shouted the girl as she began climbing all over Kenpachi " did you hear her?"

" Yes, I heard her, Yachiru!" he yelled back.

" Ok!" she said

Kusijo laughed quietly. Oh, how little did this man know? If only he had known he probably wouldn't have done what he did, but alas, the man did.

'He stares at Unohana strangely' Kenpachi thought ' Wait! He shouldn't be staring at her at all! Wait is he staring at her suggestively? Son of a…!'

All of a sudden Kenpachi got up and charged at the man slamming him hard against the wall so hard even Unohana winced at the sight. For lo! Kenpachi had guessed correctly! Yuroshi was having unclean thoughts about his girlfriend and our violent hero made it clear that he was due for a steady beating, having already broken two ribs.

" You bastard! You never stare at a lady in that way! Especially one as kind and kick ass as Unohana! If you ever do that kinda thing again, you won't survive the next beating I give you!" he screeched.

Unohana stared, shocked at this news and then her face grew angrybut then immediately went to it's usual calm. She walked up to Kenpachi and said in a scarily sweet voice " Kenpachi, I don't think that this type of violence is prohibited in this type of situation." She told him " Let me handle him and you can follow my example."

Kenpachi looked confused as he set the man he was holding by the collar down. He backed away with the same confused look.

Unohana walked over to Kusijo with a cheery smile on her face and took a deep breath.

At that her entire demeanor changed from gentle, kind, and calm to deadly, furious, and down right Kenpachi-scary. She picked up the man, only to throw him down to the floor in what seemed to crush three bones. She kicked him repeatedly on the ground, most of which in the family jewels, picked him up again and threw him at a wall, picked him up and pinned him to the wall, he now bleeding in the nose, side of his mouth and had a purple swollen eye which was color coordinated with his purple swollen check and chin!

" You little pervert, how dare you think such thoughts of me! I otta skin you and use it as a rug! If I had no self-control what so ever by now I would have torn off your arm, ripped out your eyes and choke you with them, while using your arm to impale you, take out your intestines and strangle you with them! And when you're an unrecognizable heap of gut and blood on the floor, I'd of taken what's left of you and put it in a jar, feeding it to whatever wolves want to eat your filthy entrails! And if I ever find out you think those kinds of thoughts again, I'll do just that you sick, twisted little freak!" she looked over at Kenpachi and her maniacal aura changed back to Unohana's normal kind, calm, sweeter-than-honey self.

" Kenpachi, dear, I believe you had one or two things to say to this unruly man." She said.

" Uh, ya…"

All the while Yachiru just watched happily seeing her Ken-chan and Uno-chan were back to normal and sat there smiling widely, humming an off-key tune only she could know and moving to it's austere beat, turning to Unohana as she sat next to her, ignoring the screams of pain and howls of threats with dust and stars in the corner like it were the most average thing in the world.

" So," The pink girl said, " You think I'm adorable?"

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PART FOUR

" Hitsugaya-taicho, how are things going in the Karakura district of the mortal world?" asked Yamamoto, from a holo-communicator (in which he could see things and hear things F.Y.I).

" Quite well, the arrancars don't seem to be striking after that first ambush, and officer Kuchiki's recovery is going along smoothly. I'm afraid I had Matsumoto-fukutaicho sent back to soul society, as you may have noticed, because she wouldn't leave me be about it. She said something about an important event coming up, though she didn't mention what it was." Reported the child prodigy.

Suddenly the eighth division captain jumped up at this.

" That reminds me, I know what it is and I'm so looking forward to it! It's the most important and memorable moment of the year! How could you all forget!" he shouted.

" Well, what is it?" asked Mayuri impatiently, and silently hoping it involved him cutting things open.

" It's, it's… SWIM SUIT SEASON!" he shouted with glee.

" You're totally joking me, right?" asked Hitsugaya with his hand on his head.

" What?" asked the lazy man, turning in the direction of the hologram " You should be sad, Hitsugaya-taicho, most boys your age would love this kind of thing, especially since Rangiku-san is your vice!"

" Well not me." He said blatantly.

They looked in the direction of him.

" Well then,' said the pink coated man " Hormones must have tried to come before growth spurt cause it must have gone right over you!"

Hitsugaya said a few colorful words under his breath but then heard something from the captain he hoped he never would.

" Every year Rangiku-san takes some one with her bathing suit shopping and makes them wear something skimpy and very skin showing! I hear she chose Hinamori-fukutaicho this year, bet you wanna see that, ne, Hitsugaya-taicho?"

Hitsugaya went silent then suddenly shouted at the top of his lungs…

" MATSUMOTO!!!!!!"

Over where Hinamori and Matsumoto were shopping, Matsumoto suddenly sneezed.

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That awkward misadventure certainly was longer than the others but I've been itching to write that for a while. Any way I hope you enjoyed this one better than the last, I didn't think that last one was very funny. Again, any ideas you may have for future chapters, feel free to PM me. Applauses all around for those who have given me ideas so far, you guys are awesome, and so are you reviewers! R & R!

-Tobi