Just so you people know, I haven't ended this story; in fact I have an idea all ready and in need of typing. I just had another thing come up! Do not throw full or empty bottles of beer or anything for that matter at me for a delay in chapters. I, Tobi, publicly apologize for making you fine readers wait, for which I mentally kick myself. Do not fear, for lo! As I write this I fully intend to start the next chapter to the story you have angrily awaited the update for, but I bet this notice is pissing you off because it's not an actual chapter, do NOT send me any ideas to a sixth chapter because as previously mentioned, I have one for both the wild (if not disturbing) life of Kenpachi, Unohana, and Yachiru and the misadventures of Ichigo and friends. I intend to make up for my delay by making this chapter so freaking hilarious you shall do your million dollar happy dance twelve times (variable)! Await the chapter anxiously, and while you're waiting check out these other bleach stories or one shots!

30 ways to drive Byakuya certifiably insane

30 ways to make Hitsugaya freeze you solid

30 ways to make the 11th division hunt you down

30 Ways to die a second time in Hueco Mondo

30 Ways to make the Urahara shop crew kill you

30 Ways to make Ichigo hack your head off

30 Ways to ensure death at the hands of Zaraki

30 Ways to drive Rukia Crazy (what can I say? This chick is HILAIRIUS!)

A Story a Day Keeps the Arrancar Away!

A Story a Day Keeps the Hollows Away!

A Strange Understanding

Aloha, Kenpachi!

Bleach Overview

Concrete Angel (this one is romance/ angst)

You Agreed To Do What Retsu?

The F Word

So wait patiently dear readers, and I hope that these stories help you get over the deep hatred you may have developed of me for not updating sooner.

Dearest apologies

-Tobi