The AVGN and Mario and Kyle Justin decided to go Gelato Beach. The AVGN said to Peach, "You look like fucking Roll from Mega Man". Peach said I so do not look like Roll from Mega Man besides my ponytail slightly resembling hers and control your language please. I am the fucking Nerd and I do it all the time and shut your ditzy ass mouth Princess Piss Toadshit. It is Princess Peach Toadstool you crazy man said Peach. Ok let's go to Gelato Bitch and collect more Shine Shits and we'll do it Rockman and Forte style.
The 3 men went to Gelato Beach and Mario did the Dune Bird Sand Castle just like the game. AVGN did the 3 Mirror shine sprite. The AVGN went to the first mirror and pulled out his Super Scope and said I'll beat you, you god awful piece of shit and he defeated the first enemy. He went to the second mirror and grabbed his Menacer and dual fired at the 2 enemies and then on the final he beat Wiggler and kicked the Mega Ball and he was defeated and he grabbed the Shine. Mario did the rematch and beat him and got the Shine. AVGN did the Piantissimo race and got the Shine sprite. Mario collected the Sand Bird 8 red coins shine and The AVGN collected the 8 red coins and got the Shines. The AVGN did the Shadow Mario sprite and kicked the Mega Ball at Shadow Mario and used Holy Water and he used every Shitty game weapon he had from Friday the 13 to those Schwarzenegger games to Bill and Ted. He gave Shadow Mario the middle finger salute and finishing bonus with the Mega Ball. He said now that was like something from Mega Man 7 and fucking Rockman and Forte. Kyle Justin did the Watermelon festival and got the biggest watermelon and got the Shine Sprite.
The AVGN and Kyle Justin and Mario came out and went into the Hotel and found Peach and Toad and Toadsworth playing Rockman and Forte on their rented Super Famicom. The AVGN asked Peach why she was playing this hard as fuck game. You'll get extremely pissed off at this game said the AVGN. Peach reacted "No way, I am on the Opening Stage and I am close to finishing the opening stage". AVGN said "I'll show you how hard this fucking game is". And so the AVGN played and tried to finish Rockman and Forte and Peach watched him as he started getting pissed off and him drinking his Rolling Rock and he let Peach play as well and he gave Peach one of his Rolling Rock bottles and she drank it and liked some of it. The AVGN played till he was at Dr Wily's level and he beat Dr Wily. Peach hugged the Nerd and said thank you for helping me beat this game. No fucking problem said the AVGN. OK time to rest inside this game.
End of Chapter 5
