"And it's like, I don't want to exile them, but those two needed to grow up, and they wouldn't do that in a clan they seem to hate," Cometblaze said as he sat on a counter, a mug of milk in front of him, "I felt so awful when those two left, like what kind of uncle am I to exile my only remaining kin, apart from Grimheart?"

Spades smiled and patted him on the head, "It's okay, you gave them a choice, Cometblaze. They could choose to stay or they could leave. They chose to leave, there is nothing you could do about that," she explained.

The red tom nodded and sighed, "I just hope they were trained well enough. I don't know how well they listened to their mentors, do they know how to hunt? Are they good enough at fighting to defend themselves?" He was getting worked up and starting to panic, "Oh, StarClan! What if one gets sick, how will they know how to fix any injuries?"

The girl just shook her head and began to shoosh pap the cat, "It's all right, shhh, deep breaths, Cometblaze."

Finally he seemed to calm down and went down to drink his milk.

"You guys need to get your asses on stage now!" Khaxan yelled walking up behind the cat.

Cometblaze jumped up with an alarmed cry and was next clinging to Spades' face, claws out as he panted, his fur bristled.

"Thanks, Khaxan. You scared out guest," Spades said, shoosh papping the cat to calm him down.

When he was off of her face, she put him down and they walked onto the stage to start the review.


(A/N: Okay, here we go. Chapter 1. Take a deep breath, everyone.)

*Inhales deeply*

Chapter 1: The Ceremony

Kits are going to turn to apprentices.

"Empresskit, wake up!" Empresskit woke up. She was tired. She was sleepy.

Isn't that the same thing?

"Empresskit, wake up!" Majesticexcellency sed again. "You have to awake now. Today is important!"

Today we sacrifice you to the Fire God so we will be protected from the forest fires.

Suudenly, Empresskit was very wake. She remememberd what today was! Today she would become an apprentice today!

I remember my ceremony. Barely anyone cared because Lunarmoon was an apprentice.

"My beautiful, gorgeous, wonderful, perfect kit, I don't know why you have to become an apprentice," her mom continued.

Because you need to learn to hunt and fight.

Because she's six moons old and Moralstar is not Brokenstar and as such is not allowed to turn kits into warriors.

"You're too perfect already. Moralstar shuld just make you a warrior."

Moralstar is not Brokenstar, I already said that.

She's six moons! Are you insane?

"Thank u, mama." Empresskit mewed.

Dumbkit sat up. "What about me?"

You'll be an apprentice too.

Majesticexcellency looked away from her son. "You're not beautiful, gorgeous, or wonderful. You're too dumb to be an apprentice."

Harsh mom.

"I'm not dumb," the boring borwn tom sad. "I'm very smart."

"You are not as smart as your sister," mom cat sed.

Empresskit nodded. "I am very smart."

Nope! Dumbkit is the smartest! He's the best tom out there, he'll be there to surpass and defeat his evil sister and save the clans! It doesn't matter if the clans hate him right now, it doesn't matter if his kin hates him, he'll find a few who love him for who he is, he'll be the hero the clans need.

You okay?

Yes. I just hate it when a sibling is underappreciated because of an 'amazing' sister...like Lunarmoon...Ugh.

Dumbkit glared. "At least I'm normal looking. If I had pink fur with stars in it and rainbow eyes, I'd be sick!"

Point for Dumbkit.

He's brutally honest. I like that.

"That's so mean!" empresskti cried. "Don't be a meanie! You have to be nice!"

He was being nice. He was telling the truth in telling you about how you look like a freak.

Majesticexceellency nodded. "Just for that, OI'm telling Moralstar to delay your ceremony, Dumbkit."

Can she do that? He's six moons old, I doubt Moralstar would do that because he did something 'mean'.

You don't know anything about these kinds of leaders. He'll delay the ceremony.

Empresskit bounced out of the nursery. Her brother had gotten in trouble! Now he would learn his lesson and be a nice cat!

I hate Empresskit. So much right now.

She is annoying, I'll agree.

"Empresspaw, come here its tim for your ceremony!" moralstar mewled from the tree stump.

I keep reading that as Molarstar. Like the Leader of Dentists. Or Chemistry.

Empresskit walked over to the stump as the entire clan started cheering for her.

Shut them up now! She has done nothing to deserve absolute love and admiration! SHE'S A PINK CAT WITH RAINBOW EYES FOR THE LOVE OF SILVERPELT!

Moralstar began the cermony. "Empresskit, you are so beaitful and awesome

No she's not.

She's hideous.

and because of that I will mentor yu."

How often do Clan Leaders mentor cats themselves?

"Wow!" Majesticexcellency gasped. "My Daddy's going to mentor my perfect daughter!"

He's her grandfather? I'd feel bad for him, but he doesn't deserve pity.

Empresspaw beamed with joy. The good and moral leader was her mentor!

I didn't know Firestar was her mentor. What happened to Moralstar?

He was not only good and moral, but also hot! She'd had a crush on him forever and now she's get to spend every day wit him!

Wait, wait, wait, wait! Moralstar is Majesticexcellency's father! That makes him Empresspaws grandfather! She has a crush on him? That's just sick and wrong!

Like StarkitXFirestar all over again.

Do I want to know?

Nope.

But den, Doctorwho the medicine cat came up to her. "Empresspaw, there is a porpoise.

There was a water mammal in the camp.

It ses 'Out of the dumb stuff, a glittering empress will come and get rid of the dumb and mean stuff'!"

Wow, I didn't know propoises could talk.

"I don't understood!" Empresspaw cried. "What does it mean?"

...this idiot is an idiot.

Redundant much?

My braincells are dying here. Deal with it.

(A/N: Poor Dumbkit. He's not really dumb, is he?)

No! He's an amazing tom who will save PerfectClan! I just know it in my heart that he's the true hero here!