(A/N: Okay, here we go again. Let's see what happens next.
I don't want to know what happens next.
I don't know what's going to happen (because I wrote the AN before the chapter and I have no plot...).)
It's okay, I usually write the authors note before the chapter, go back and edit it when the chapter is done~
Chapter 3
The Battle with MeanClan
Hopefully MeanClan wins.
Empresspaw waltzed to the apprentice's den,
And visualizing a cat dancing...now!
where Nerdpaw, Netflixpaw, and Dictionarypaw were sleeping. She looked at the handsomest one. "Hey, Nerdpaw, let's go on a patrol!"
Can an apprentice decide when to go on a patrol?
No they can not. The deputy makes the patrol, the apprentices are not scheduled for a patrol.
"Okay!" Nerdpaw mewd. He got up and kissed her.
Ew, ew, ew, ew!
Why are you saying ew, don't you have a sort of mate?
Kissing is still gross!
"You're so hot. I know you love me even more than Moralstar."
Hopefully, Moralstar is her grandpappy
It's wrong on so many levels.
"I love both of you," Empresspaw meowed.
Oh, StarClan no. Don't follow my sisters pawsteps and have multiple mates! Don't!
They went out of the den. Moralstar came up to them. "Wear are you going with my apprentice?" he hissed.
"I'm stealing yo girl, what do you think?"
I honestly don't like Moralstar.
Nerdpaw glared at him. "We're going on patrol. She's going to be my mate."
"No!" Moralstar sed. "She's going to be my mate!"
Doesn't she get a say in who she's going to be the mate of?
Yes, but you know she want's both.
"I love her more!"
"No! I do!"
Empresspaw stared at the toms. "It's okay. I'll be both of your mates."
*Groans* This is The Place of No Stars isn't it?
Sure~
Moralstar nodded. "Okay. That seems fair."
"Yes. Sharing is caring," Nerdpaw added.
And caring means sharing~
Not even going to try.
The too cats walked to the entrance to the camp, but then MeanClan! They came into PerfectClan attacking!
Go MeanClan! Woo!
There was Hopestar and Weirdlookingface and Meaniehead and Bossyleaf and Snowwhite
And the seven dwarves
and Princessheart and Disneychannelisawesomeheart and Nicepaw and Evilpaw! MeanClan was being Mean!
Invasions are mean.
I think they have reasons to be 'mean'.
Empresspaw was socked.
Are you in a sock?
What's a sock?
She was shocked and anry! How could MeanClan attak her Clan? PerfectClan was prefect in every way!
I counted about a few dozen flaws in PerfectClan and I'm not done counting
They were te nice cats. She jumped on Princessheart and stratched him.
I feel bad for him having such a girly name.
I guess it's girly, it sounds girly, is a 'princess' girly?
Blood squirted out and he ran away in fear. Wow, Imma good fighter! Empresspaw thought.
An apprentice with
Then she jumped on Hopestar and scratched his nose! He cried out in pain.
"PerfectClan, you have defeated me!" Hopestar meowed.
No they haven't, a pathetic halftrained apprentice did.
"You stupid Clan have beat me- the best leader in MeanClan history!
How could they beat him if he's the leader and best leader?
How could you do this to me? We'll be back!"
You better be back, I will see if I can talk Jupiterstar into having SunClan help you.
Then he and the rest of MeanC;an went hom.
Be safe you guys.
But then! Empresspaw saw sumthing! It was Dumbkit and Nicepaw! They were kissing!
Dumbkit and Nicepaw sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
...Dumbkit is still technically a kit...isn't he too young to have a mate? Isn't Lunarmoon-I mean Empresspaw too young to have a mate?
(A/N: wusnt dat gud? I did a cliffhanger! Dat proves Im a good author!
I'm questioning the sanity of the person who wrote this. Why would people write stories for the purpose of being awful? It still makes no sense!
Its still a great story.
So she's going to have two mates at the same time...and they both know about each other. This could be a problem...
You think?
Flame away!)
Flames? what?
