A/N: Wow, been a really long time since I've posted anything. Well, here's 'the reaction' to the original story. I've gotten pretty bad writer's block on the two other stories I'm writing, so I decided to ditch those for a while and work on this.


"How about this one?"

Beck tore his eyes away from the ground and frowned, giving Jade a menacing glare yet again, "There is no way in hell I'm wearing more lace than my to-be wife on my own damn wedding day!"

"I don't know man, I did it and it turned out pretty great…"

"There's one tiny difference here."

Jade smirked and tilted her head, "And what would that be?"

Beck once more got very angry, "YOU'RE ACTUALLY FEMALE!"

The silence of the store was broken rather violently by Beck's outraged shout, followed closely by Jade's hysterical laughter. The two sales assistants present at the store fought each other on who would go check on the ruckus, one finally giving in and hesitantly walking over to the fuming man and woman nearly passed out from laughter.

"Umm…are you two doing okay?"

"Oh, yes, I'm just doing fantastic. Would you happen to have any dresses that would be appropriate for a man to wear when he marries his wife?" Beck snarled.

Finally collecting herself enough to speak, Jade interrupted before the extremely confused saleswoman could answer, "Ignore him, he's just getting cold feet. He needs a nice lacey dress with some white stilettos, a corset to hide his horrendous lack of womanly curves, and some pretty jewelry. Oh, and money isn't an object."

The lady took a solid 15 seconds to pull together her thoughts enough for a coherent reply, all the while Jade was smiling in amusement and Beck was grumbling profanities at Jade.

"Well if you'll come with me, we can uh…measure you to find a dress to fit. Afterwards we'll let you pick out some accessories…" She was very hesitant and rather scared as she spoke; as Beck's murderous gaze and Jade's laughter put her off quite a bit.


Later on that night as Tori was scrolling through her dash, she barely heard the sound of the front door opening and closing over the music she had playing.

"How'd it go?" She asked after turning off the music.

Jade tossed her keys onto the counter and went over to lay on the couch, "By that are you asking how it went for me? Or how it went for Beck?"

Tori sighed, "Give me both versions."

"It went great for me; I haven't laughed that much in weeks. As for Beck, well, let's just say if you wake up tomorrow and I'm dead, he probably did it."

"That bad huh?" She asked, closing her laptop and looking over at Jade, who she could tell was trying not to laugh.

"Yeah pretty much."

Tori couldn't help but crack a grin at this point, "So what's the rest of the bet?"

"Different variations of punishment depending on Trina's reaction."

"This is going to be a train wreck."

Jade laughed, "Nah, it'll be worse."


Trina's bridesmaids and Beck's groomsmen were gathered at either side of the altar, waiting for Beck to arrive. Of course, nearly everyone present at the ceremony was aware of how Beck was going to be dressed, except for Trina.

For the sake of surprise, the guests kept their giggles to a minimum as they waited.

Eventually Beck trudged out and headed down the aisle, the guests desperately trying not to break out in hysterical laughter.

David Vega was waiting outside his eldest daughter's dressing room, waiting for the chaos to ensue. Tori had informed him a few days prior of what was going to occur, and though he wasn't very happy about it, he knew it was going to be funny as hell nonetheless. And they promised a make-up ceremony to finalize the marriage anyway.

Trina walked out of her dressing room and smiled at her father, linking her arm with his as the music started. The two started walking, and as soon as they turned the corner and Trina saw her to-be husband, the entire room went dead silent.

The guests waiting for the shit to hit the fan, the bridesmaids and groomsmen holding their hands over their mouths to prevent bursting out laughing, even the piano player stopped playing.

Beck was simply standing and frowning.

Trina's mouth dropped open, as she immediately stopped moving. She couldn't take her eyes off of Beck; his white lacy dress, the sparkling jewelry, the perfectly done makeup, his hair done up in a neat bun.

"Oh. My. God." Trina muttered.

"Ohhh my god, oh god, oh god," she continued, her freak out slowly escalating in volume and intensity, "Oh god, no, no! NOPE! NOPE, I'M DONE. NOT GONNA HAPPEN."

She turned around in preparation to leave, but faltered a moment, looking back at Beck, down at herself, then back at him.

"WE MATCH!" She shrieked just before passing out.

David caught his daughter before she hit the floor, at the same moment the entire place erupted in thunderous laughter. Jade, Tori, Cat, Andre, and Robbie were literally on the floor in tears as the rest of the room wasn't far behind.


Later that night, the gang was sitting around a table at Nozu's, recalling the events earlier in the day.

"So Jade, what's the final score?" Andre asked.

Jade pulled the 'official' contract of the bet out of her purse and looked over it. "Well, let's go through the reaction; screaming? Check. Denial? Check. Running away? Check. Passing out? Check. Since she managed to tick off everything on the list, Beck's loss goes as follows; his children will refer to him as "mom", Trina must say 'mom' when speaking to the kids, his nieces and/or nephews will call him Aunt Beck, and he will be referred to as Trina's wife."

"Uh, no!" Trina protested.

Jade just shrugged, "Your fault."

"You two made the bet!"

"It was Beck's idea."

Trina groaned and turned her fury on her sister, "Why did you marry her?!"

Tori just grinned, "She's amusing."

As everyone started up laughing again, they eventually noticed Jade intently studying Trina. "What?!" Trina yelled.

"I think your mascara's running a little bit…"

And like clockwork, Trina's eyes went wide and she hauled ass to the bathroom to check her makeup.

Jade burst out laughing, "I'm so going to hell."


A/N: So there it is. Jade's master plan and Beck's own bet coming back to bite him in the ass. Like they always say, it's always funnier when it's happening to someone else.

Bit of an update on Life in the Fast Lane for those who are curious; the sequel planning is coming along well, and I'm nearly done with the first chapter. So that should be up in the next week or so.

Hope you guys enjoyed reading as much as I did writing!