Marauders (spoken) Peter - now that we're friends,
We've decided to make you our new project.
Peter (spoken) You really don't have to do that
Marauders (spoken) I know. That's what makes us so nice!
(sung) Whenever we see someone Less fortunate than us (
And let's face it - who isn't Less fortunate than us)
Our tender hearts Tend to start to bleed
And when someone needs a makeover
we simply have to take over
we know we know exactly what they need
And even in your case Tho' it's the toughest case
We've yet to face Don't worry -
We're determined to succeed
Follow our lead And yes, indeed You will be:
Popular!
You're gonna be popular!
We'll teach you the proper ploys When you prank proffesors
Little ways to Charm and dazzle
We'll show you what brooms to buy
How to fix your hair
Everything that really counts
To be popular We'll help you be popular!
You'll hang with the right cohorts
You'll be good at sports
Know the slang you've got to know
So let's start 'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:
Don't be offended by our frank analysis
Think of it as personality dialysis
Now that We've chosen to be come a pal, a bother and adviser
There's nobody wiser Not when it comes to popular -
We know about popular And with an assist from us
To be who you'll be Instead of dreary who-you-were: are:
There's nothing that can stop you From becoming popu-
Ler: lar:
La la la la
We're gonna make You popular
When we see depressing creatures
With unprepossessing features
We remind them on their own behalf To think of
Celebrated Minister of magic or Specially great Aurors
Did they have brains or knowledge?
Don't make me laugh!
They were popular! Please -
It's all about popular!
It's not about aptitude
It's the way you're viewed
So it's very shrewd to be Very very popular Like us!
Marauders:(spoken) Why, Peter, look at you. You're Cool.
Peter:(spoken) I - I have to go:
Marauders (spoken) You're welcome!
(sung) And though you protest Your disinterest
We know clandestinely You're gonna grin and bear it
Your new found popularity
La la la la You'll be popular -
Just not as quite as popular
As Us!
