heck out our other stories on here. Also check out our stories on Fictionpress; The Death Host, Blue Seas Fire Palace, and Pegasus


(A/N: Who ships DumbxNice? Are you team EmpressxMoral or EmpressxNerd)

I ship DumbXNice, despite the ship name.

Same.

Flamres r jut nreds nd dont half lifes. Go to the DF flamrs! Starclan deoesnt lick u!)

I hope StarClan doesn't lick them, their twolegs.

Chapter 3

Empresspaw saves Prefectclan

Translation: Empresspaw destroys PerfectClan and anything resembling a Clan.

"Oh my gosh! Wat I must find out who the spys are!" Empresspaw sed. "But first I have to tell Moralstar on u."

Because gossiping about your brothers love life is more important than finding Spies? Really?

Just roll with it.

No, I will not roll with it.

Dumbkit spat. "Aren't the spies more impotant?"

Exactly! Aren't the spies more important?

The pink protagonist shook her head. "You cant be mates with a MeanClan cat! It's against the code1"

She is right, it is against the code to be mates with a cat from a different clan.

Empresspaw ran to Moralsyar. "Moralstar! Moralstra! Dumbkit is breaking the warrior CODe! You half to banish him!"

Just like that?

He doesn't have to, he has to listen to Dumbkits side of the story.

Moralstar nodded. "Dumbkit, you are EXILED!"

Urge to kill rising...

"wHAT?" Dumbkit cried. "Don't I get a fair trial first? You didn't even ask what I did wrong!"

Exactly! StarClan, Moralstar is a terrible leader!

That he is.

"Empreekit is always right, so I'm going to do everything she says," the black leeeder sad.

So is she technically a leader now? Since the actual clan leader obeys her every command?

The kit glared at his sister. "Ure a tattletail!"

"No, dats me!" Tattletalekit mewed.

No it's not.

"Shut up! You have a horrible name!" Dumbkit said to Tattletalekit.

Mean but true.

"And this doesn't concern you."

Mean but true.

Empressglitter turned to Moralstar. "Dumbkit is mates with Nicepaw! He has to leave or StarClan will punish him!"

I...I feel sick to think of what StarClan is really like in this.

Moralstar noded. "Dumbsmart, get out of my camp. Whatever Empresspaw says goes."

Urge to kill...rising.

"Fine," Dumbkit growled. "I'm going to join MeanClan. At least those cats have working brains!"

Go! Run! Be free! Free I say free!

"THAT'S SO MEAN!" Empresskit cried. "URE A MEANIE HEAD! STARCLAN IS MAD AT YOU NOW111111"

I like to think that StarClan is sitting back with popcorn, watching in amusement because that Empresspaws insanity is so amusing.

Same...what's popcorn?

dUMBKIT didnt care and he walked out of the camp.

Moralstar luked at Empresspaw. "Wow, you're such a good leedaer. You will be a better leader than me."

I don't think so, then again can anyone be a worse leader than Moralstar?

"Thank you," Empresskit sad.

"i will make u a warrior now."

She's had zero training though.

The clan started cheering for Empressglitter because they knew she was ready to be a warrior even though shed only been an apprentice for toooo dayz.""

RAGE!

*Demon Mode Active*

What the Silverpelt? *Hides under chair* I want my mommy...

"Empresspaw, you are so hot and awesome and perfect and you're name is now Empressglitter for your starry spots that sprakle like glitter!" Moralstar said.

At least she's named after her sparkles and glitter.

"Empresspaw! Empresspaw!" the clan said.

So she's an apprentice still?

Empresskit stod infront of her Clan.

A kit again?

"My name is Empressglitter, and soon I will be your leader."

Nope!

oh StarClan no!

"Yes, oh mighty and all-powerful Empreessglitter," the clan said.

Sounds like their brainwashed.

Majesticexcellency came up to her and sad. "Daughter, you are so perfect. i onyl wish I was as perfect as you."

You are a terrible mother! *Slaps Majesticexcellency*

Then Moralstar and Nerdpaw both came up to Empressglitter and kissed her on the lips. "You r my mate forever," Moralsyar sad.

Ew ew ew!

"You are my mate forever and a day," Nerdpaw said.

No one cares about her love life.

Den Doctorwho padded up and sad. "I ahve an announcement. "I am Empressglitter's father!"

Why? You're the medicine cat! WHY?!

(A/N: did i right gud? I worked real hard on dis one. I tired to sepll good, but tis hard.

How is it hard?

...well actually I don't know how to spell so...but I'm a cat! I have the excuse!

Yay! Dumbkit is gone for good! Or is he?

Flame away!)

Flame? I still don't get it.

Flame away everyone.

C