(A/N: Hello, loyal subjects! Are you ready for another chapter of this mess? No? Too bad.)

I'm not ready! I need to make sure I have the next leader ready for the other three clans that way when this story kills me their all good!

Capitulo 6

Capitulo? Is that Spanish?

The

The...?

The what? The What?

"GASP11111" gasped the clan.

"Ur my fadder? Empressglitter yelled at doctorwho.

Sadly, maybe that's why you're so messed up.

It would explain a lot, StarClan punished him by having a horrible daughter.

The meddie kat nodded. "I love Majesticexcellency and we're mates!"

Empresskit was socked. "But that's against the warror code!"

It is against the warrior code, I can't believe I'm saying this but Empresskit/paw/Glitter is right.

I think the saying that we should use is 'The Dark Forest has Just Froze Over'.

Doctorwho shrugged. "idc."

"THEN YOU R BANSIHED!" the punk protagonist shouted.

"Empressmajesticglitter, you can't banish him!" Majesticexcellency cired.

Listen to your mom! You can't banish him!

"I love him and he's your dad!"

I wonder if having a medicine cat for a dad is worse or better than having a cat from another clan as a Dad.

Let's think about this, Leoparstars dad was a medicine cat, but he was a warrior when she was born. Brokenstar had Yellowfang who was his mom but I don't think her being a medicine cat is why he ended up so evil. Hollyleaf has a moral obsessed daughter, a blind son and Lionblaze.

...Maybe a Medicine Cat for a parent really does affect their mentality.

Empressglitter was mad. "URE BANISHED TOO!"

You're banishing your mum, you really want to do that?

Moralstar nodded. "I don't lick cats who break the warrior code. You both are banished forever!"

I don't like Moralstar.

Join the clan, I'm Clan Leader.

"Fone," Doctorwho sad. "We'll go join MeanClan with our boring dumb son."

He's not boring!

At least MeanClan will have two medicine cats now.

Doctorwho and Majesticexcellency then left.

Empressglitter narrowed her eyes. "Good. Two more bad cats are gone. PerfectClan can have only perfect cats in it!"

Why are you still in it than?

Good one.

"Thats right" Moraltsar said. "Everyone else belongs in MeanClan."

Is their only two clans?

I think so.

"I culd protect the warrior code better if I was leader," Empresspaw sed.

NO! You can't do it!

Moralstar shook his head. "You have to wait until I die." "Then Goodheart will be leader!"

Yes, let Goodheart be leader! He is a better choice than Empressglitter!

"Yes," Goodheart meowed. "The deputy becomes leader after the elader dies.

Exactly! And Empressglitter needs an apprentice!

"Not WHILE IM HERE!" empressglitter cried. She jumped at Goodheat and scratched her thraoght. Goodheart died infancy.

Harsh, but died infancy? He was a kit?

...oh God...Empressglitter is a murderer! There is no way anyone would make her deputy now! No one is that insane!

Moralstar stared at the body. "My deputy!"

Exile her! EXILE HER!

"It's okay, Moralstar," Empressglitter said. "I still luv u."

"Oh, then its all good then."

"kk"

...Moralstar is a idiot.

I'm trying to hold back my rage.

The leader looked at his clan. "The knew deputy will be...Empressglitter!"

Rage is let loose: YOU ARE THE BIGGEST MOUSE BRAINED FOX DUNG FACED IDIOT IN THE WORLD! HOW DID YOU EVEN BECOME LEADER?! YOU'RE BRAINLESS! YOU HAVE BEES FOR BRAINS!

"Empresskit! Empressglitter!" the clan chaired.

"I should be leader now," Empressglitter said.

Moralstar said no. "No. I want to finish my reign first. i only have two lifes left, so it wont be long anyway."

Empressglitter is pretty ambitious.

Ambition can kill.

"kk. we can be mates unti, you die," epresspaw sad.

I'm starting to hate the idea of 'mates'.

Nerdpaw came up to them. "And I will be your mate until i die!"

NOPE!

Run Nerdpaw, run!

Empressglitter nodded. "I'm so lucky to have two awesome mates, a future as a leader, and no evil brothers or rule-breaking parents!"

Den she felt a movie in her stomach. IT WAS KITS!1111!

A movie is in her stomach?

Movies are kits? Okay?

"MOOOOOOO!111!" SHE cried.

You're not a cow.

(A/N: dat wus an awesum chapter, write? I mad a cliffhunger!

Oh dear...so Moralstar won't just step down and give Empressglitter the throne...I mean leadership position. And who's the father of her kits? Hm...)

Why do I get the feeling it's like Lunarmoon having Snakefang the father where her ktis dads aren't Nerdpaw or Moralstar.