So. Romance plot generator. Probably the most amazing device known to weird authors like myself. (You could probably find it if you used Google.) I asked Monochrome Dream Fox to quickly name three characters from the fanfic we're working on together. The result- Nanners, Ru$$ and Sp00n. I told her that it would not end well. THIS ALL HER FAULT. All I did was spam the "suggest" button for adjectives. We still regret nothing. And yes, when the plot generator asked for a pen name, I DID type "Snuffleupagus," and YES, we did just invent Nanner$$. Flee if you want to keep your sanity.


Handsome Russ - a Tender Romance

by Snuffleupagus

SeaNanners is a handsome, fit and friendly Machinima director from L.A.. His life is going nowhere until he meets Russ Money, a SOTOTESHAWT, beautiful man with a passion for video games.

Nanners takes an instant disliking to Russ and the proud and tight-fisted ways he learnt during his years in Florida.

However, when a traitor tries to assault Nanners, Russ springs to the rescue. Nanners begins to notices that Russ is actually rather brave at heart.

But, the pressures of Russ's job as a Youtuber leave him blind to Nanners's affections and Nanners takes up cooking to try an distract himself.

Finally, when cowardly gamer, Sp00n, threatens to come between them, Russ has to act fast. But will they ever find the tender love that they deserve?


Praise for Handsome Russ:

"I fell in love with the special Russ Money. Last night I dreamed that he was in my teapot."

- The Daily Tale

"About as enjoyable as being slapped with a dead fish, but Handsome Russ does deliver a strong social lesson."

- Enid Kibbler

"I love the bit where a traitor tries to assault Nanners - nearly fell off my seat."

- Hit the Spoof

"I could do better."

- Zob Gloop