Thanks for the reviews Hoogiman, I'm taking in mind what you said.
Previously on …Survivor –
Wario goes ape.
"SCREW IMMUNITY!" called Wario, jumping in.
Madness must be endured
Sonic was so disgusted that he tried to commit suicide
And two more people . . .are out of the game.
5th person voted out of Survivor Galapagos – Pit Icarus
The money consumed Pit Icarus – and
6th person voted out of Survivor Galapagos – Pikachu
Pikachu, the idiot who voted himself out.
What happens next? Find out on …Survivor Galapagos.
Three teams … 36 players … 1 sole survivor.
Forcestar
Samus was at Yoshi's throat. "I DO NOT LIKE PIE!"
Yoshi gasped for breath. "Come on, it's delici-" He was rudely interrupted by a punch in the gut.
"You're next fatty." Samus screamed, glaring at a not laughing anymore Dedede.
"Erm, I'm going to sleep." King Dedede said quickly. Clear images of an awake Samus and a sleeping King Dedede were in his head. "Or, I could stay up later …"
Day 2
Gala Turtle
Meanwhile, Gala Turtle was also in a pickle. "I found this pickle, so I get to eat it!" screeched Roy.
"Well, I found you finding it!" retorted Marth.
"Well, I get to eat it because I'm well known!" Kirby came in.
"I'm well known!" sobbed Marth and Roy.
"NOT in Japan."
"Well …" Marth and Roy sobbed harder.
"Screw pickles." Pichu said, and tossed the pickle out into the ocean as Marth, Roy, and Kirby gawked in horror.
"Guys, it's JUST a pickle."
All three cried in unison.
Icy
"Meta Knight …" Wario said. "Pikachu is gone!"
"Doesn't really matter. The idiot would've voted for himself, anyway … heh. Seriously, not even HE is stupid enough to vote for himself.
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Forcestar
"So, I'll give you money if you jump off that cliff …" Game and Watch said to Samus.
"They're the stupid ones, not me." Samus said angrily.
2 Minutes Later
Samus pushed the corpse off the cliff.
Gala Turtle
"Look guys, I got a message!" cried Luigi.
"What is it this time?"
"'Those with a sharp memory and sense of direction may find their way. The next challenge ... is something real nice. Come to the challenge area …"
Reward Challenge #2
"Welcome everyone!" Master Hand said. "It's time for the reward challenge! You will need an excellent sense of direction, and a sharp memory to win this challenge."
"Here, we have a maze - inside, are ten flags. You must find each flag, and bring them up. You then must then go back to the entrance with the nine flags, and place them in these slits, creating a ladder. Climb up the ladder, and there is one question for each person to solve. Combine the nine letters to create a word, which you must unscramble to find the word."
"Tell it to me …and you win …a slave. Someone from the losing tribe will temporarily join your team – until the Immunity Challenge. Along with that, you also win some boring old steak – everyone screamed – but that doesn't really matter. Two people from Forcestar and one person from Gala Turtle must sit out."
Game and Watch came out of everyone's mouth, and Yoshi volunteered. Pichu volunteered for Gala Turtle. "Good. Okay, survivors, are you ready? Go!"
Immediately, Samus walked in. She had to look for a flag representing her tribe's color: Red. She turned on her homing sensors. The nearest flag was left, right, left, right.
Meta Knight was smart. He flew – there was the flag. "This'll be easy!" he chuckled. He grabbed on to it with his hands, and flapped his wings – and fell down to the ground. "Or, I could use the exercise …" he muttered.
Out came two flags for Forcestar, courtesy Samus, and then another one from Ike. A blue flag came out from Meta Knight.
"Icy – 1. Forcestar – 3." Master Hand said. Samus came out with another, and then all of a sudden, the Pokemon Trainer's Charizard came flying out with three flags in it's bottom claws.
"That's not fair …" whined Mario, as he came out with a flag.
"Life's not fair …" said Samus, shooting him with a charge shot, as she also came back with the eighth flag
"Move!" Marth said with a flag. Roy came in too, as did Ike.
"You move!" Ike snorted. He tripped, and Marth tripped over Roy who tripped over Ike. It was an emotionally disturbing sight. Kirby, Falco, and Link tripped up in the mess.
"Shut up!"
"You shut up!"
"'Shut up!' isn't shutting up!"
"Ugh, too many 'shuts' and 'ups'."
"JUST BE QUIET! CHARIZARD WILL CARRY ALL THE FLAGS IF YOU JUST SHUT UP!" screamed Red.
"I thought you were a silent protagonist …" Falco muttered under his breath.
"Okay, Forcestar has all ten flags." Master Hand said. "'Icy has 3, Gala Turtle has 4, no, 5." he said, as someone came out with another flag."
All the Forcestar members headed out, as Samus put together the ladder. They climbed up, and all chose a spot.
"The square root of pi divided by the quantity of one divided by the quantity of two times three – that's simple. Ten point eight." Diddy Kong said. "Come on, they could at least give us easy questions!"
"What is the color of a fire truck?" King Dedede asked himself once more. "Ooh. This is a tough one. Hmm. Fire truck. Color. Let me think …"
Lucas grinned as he used his calculator. "One, six, two cubed, seventy-four, got it."
The rest solved their questions without difficulty …except for King Dedede. By now, Gala Turtle was heading up their ladder, and Icy was on their way with the tenth flag already.
"Wow. Dedede is STUPID!" screamed Samus. "Master Hand, can we give the answer?"
"Nope."
"What would happen if the person were to accidentally be murdered, no, I mean, um, dead?" Samus asked, sharpening her knife. "Would someone smarter, I mean, someone else replace him?"
"Nope."
"Well, can I kill him after the game?"
"Whatever floats your boat."
"OOOOOH!" cried King Dedede. "I KNOW THIS ONE! Red!"
"Finally …" muttered Samus.
"Now," Ike said, "let's solve this puzzle.
"Hamburger!" cried King Dedede.
"No, we have the letters RBMAHUREG." Ike corrected.
"No, hamburger!" King Dedede cried again.
"You are right, King Dedede. " Master Hand said. Everyone, especially Samus, stared blankly. "Now, we must wait until Gala Turtle and Icy finishes up."
Icy was heading up their ladder too, and Gala Turtle almost finished their question. Finally, they finished up, and were working on their word.
"Hamburger!" someone cried out.
"Correct." Master Hand replied.
"Screw this challenge," someone said from Icy, who overheard this, "Hamburger!"
"Umm, correct." Master Hand said. "OK, now, Forcestar, choose one person to temporarily join your tribe."
"Choose the strongest," whispered Ike. "How about Meta Knight?"
"Yeah, I guess. Meta Knight!" cried everyone.
"What! That's not fair! But – but – but – but –but – but" Meta Knight continued.
"Yes it is." Master Hand corrected. "You will follow them until your next Immunity Challenge, and you'll give you back at the end.
"That means he can't be in the Immunity Challenge with us!?" Wario cried.
"We just did it to tick you and your tribe off, you know." Ike grinned.
"Well, it doesn't work. I'm very happy." Meta Knight grinned back.
"Whatever shorty."
Meta Knight bawled.
Forcestar (w/ Meta Knight)
"Come on, let's eat this steak!" Diddy Kong cried. "To Forcestar!"
"To Forcestar!" everyone cried.
"And not Meta Knight." Ike muttered under his breath, only loud enough so Meta Knight could hear it. He had to watch them eat steak.
A nice Lucas gave a small slice to him without anyone else looking. "Thanks, you're awesome." Meta Knight whispered.
Icy (w/out Meta Knight)
"Ugh, we haven't won once!" came a voice of only eight.
"We're kicking our asses into action, next time!" cried Wario.
"Yeah, that's one way to put it, I guess." Link said. He whispered. "Falco, Capt, let's go to the beach."
They walked to the beach. "Falco, who will we vote out tonight? We tried to vote out Meta Knight last time, but everyone else voted Pikachu, the idiot got in our way. Should we try to vote Meta Knight again? It seems no one is on their hit list …"
"Sure, but we need to try and invite Ness. He was pretty ticked off at Meta Knight, it wouldn't be much to vote for him." Captain Falcon said.
"Why not, I'll go get him. Yo, Ness!" cried Link. Ness came walking here.
"What's up?"
"You hate Meta Knight right?"
"Heck yeah, he thinks he's all that."
"Join our alliance. Together to the final four. We're starting to vote out Meta Knight's alliance."
"Well, okay." Ness reluctantly said. He wasn't sure if an alliance was really a good idea.
"If you want, you could sleep on it." he said, as night approached.
"Well, okay."
Day 3
Gala Turtle
Fighting was starting to rupture Gala Turtle. Alliances were forming already. Fox came up to Sonic, and started to talk.
"Hey, want to join my alliance?" Fox asked Sonic.
"No thanks. You don't even have an alliance do you?"
"Nope."
"Well, how about I stay neutral," compromised Sonic, "and we'll simply have each others backs. I have yours, you have mine, simply that."
"Um, okay then."
Already Bowser was powering over the tribe. He had, with a suave, calm voice, gotten Mario, Luigi, Kirby, and Pichu to join his alliance. "Hey, Mewtwo, want to join my alliance? We put your decision into hands, and we'll be together until the merge."
The merge was the halfway and major twist in the game. This is where both or all three tribes (occasionally, the weaker tribe will split into the other two tribes) merge into one tribe. The game is different – as you play for Individual Reward and Immunity rather than Team. The Minor Merge is when the weaker tribe merges with the other two teams. "Yeah. I think Fox is on my tail …" he said, wagging his tail around.
Bowser got his alliance together. "Okay guys, we're voting out Fox out right? Then Marth, then Roy. If the minor merge doesn't happen by then, we're voting out Sonic. Then, the alliance crumbles – got it?"
Individual Immunity Challenge #1
Later, Master Hand sent out a message for the Immunity Challenge. When they walked in, they were surprised. The whole field was covered with mud, and two balls were on both sides.
"Welcome tribes! Forcestar, if you look carefully – Pikachu and Pit have been voted out at the last tribal council. Today's tribal council will be of all three tribes, that's a given. But – this time we're fighting for Individual Immunity."
He pointed to a strange bracket. There were thirty contestants. Five people would fight at once, until there were two left – the final round.
"Here's how the game works. Each of you will be fighting for INDIVUDUAL Immunity, meaning you may fight against your tribe members. You will fight for control of this giant ball, and put it in your post. The winner of that round is who puts it in their posts. First five people fighting, are: King Dedede, Peach, Luigi, Mr. Game and Watch, and Pichu."
"Next round will be Ness, Ganondorf, Kirby, Jigglypuff, and the Ice Climbers. Next will be Mario, Link, Diddy Kong, Bowser, and Falco. Next will be Donkey Kong, Roy, Captain Falcon, Lucas, and Marth. Next will be Zelda, Samus, Mewtwo, Wario, and the Pokemon Trainer. Next will be Sonic, Meta Knight, Ike, and Fox. Got it?"
King Dedede, Princess Peach, Luigi Mario, Mr. Game and Watch, and Pichu all got ready. "Survivors, are you ready? Go!"
Luigi dashed towards the ball, and landed stomach first on to it. "AWW, OOH. THAT HURTS!"
Pichu had shocked Luigi. "OW!"
King Dedede had smashed his head with a hammer. "OH beep."
Everyone stared at Luigi's foul language. King Dedede smashed everyone out of the way with a spin, and as if playing crochet, he hit the ball with his mallet, I mean, hammer, into the goal post.
"King Dedede makes it to the Semi-Finals! Next up, Mario Mario, Link, Diddy Kong, Bowser, and Falco Lombardi! Survivors, are you ready? Go!"
Link started slashing immediately, and did a Spin Attack, knocking everyone out of the way. He hit rolled the ball to his goalpost, but was blocked by Diddy Kong.
"HEE HEE!" he said, grinning maniacally. All of a sudden, he shot up with a burst – he had his barrel jet pack on. He shot peanuts with a peanut gun at Link. "OW!" he cried.
He shot everyone else with peanuts, and brought it back to his own goalpost. "Diddy Kong made it to the semi-finals! Next up will be Donkey Kong, Roy, Captain Falcon, Lucas, and Marth. Survivors – are you ready? Go!"
Lucas ran up, and kicked Roy with a magical kick, and then froze Marth and Donkey Kong. He finally shot lightning at Captain Falcon, and used the magic kick to kick the ball into his own goal post.
"Lucas will make it to the Semi-Finals! Next contestants to battle will be Zelda, Samus, Mewtwo, Wario, and the Pokemon Trainer! Survivors, are you ready? Go!"
"I WON'T kill you if you let me win." Samus threatened.
Samus won. "Next contestants to battle are - Ness, Ganondorf, Kirby, Jigglypuff, and the Ice Climbers. Survivors, are you ready? Go!"
Ganondorf had used his Warlock Punch, and it landed into a goalpost! I never said his goalpost, he accidentally misfired. Jigglypuff won! "Jigglypuff made it to the Semi-Finals! The final Quarter-Final contestants to battle will be: Sonic, Meta Knight, Ike, and Fox McCloud. Survivors – are you ready to battle? Go!"
Ike had charged up his Aether, and then he slashed everyone. He brought the ball back, but he was too slow. Sonic had caught up, and bounced it into his own goalpost. "Sonic Hedgehog made it to the Semi-Finals! Now, it's time for the Semi-Finals! There will be two balls to retrieve! King Dedede, Diddy Kong, Lucas, Samus, Ganondorf, and Ike will be in the Semi-Finals! Survivors, are you ready? Go!"
Ganondorf blasted one ball far away already. He ran to the next ball, and tried to gain control of it. He had launched Lucas in the air, and he had punched Diddy Kong in the gut, finishing by kicking Dedede in a private spot.
While Ganondorf was kicking, Samus took the time to use her grapple beam, and got the ball to her, then placed it in her goal post. Lucas froze the ball on the spot then, and then froze Ganondorf. Ike threw his sword at Lucas, upwards, and he jumped and caught it. Before he landed, he kicked the ball with a majestic kick – into Lucas's goalpost …
"Lucas and Samus are in the finals! There is one ball! Survivors, are you ready? Go!"
Samus threatened with her knife. Lucas froze the knife, and Samus said some words that wouldn't be very right for this story's rating. Lucas dribbled the ball, and Samus then sped up with her morph ball. Lucas tripped over her, and she uncurled, and then grappled the ball to her, and threw it into the goalpost.
"Samus won Individual Immunity!" cried Master Hand. He placed a necklace on Samus. "Congratulations! Everyone else, however, is fair game, and you're going to tribal council …"
Tribal Council (Forcestar)
Ike, Pokemon "Red" Trainer, Samus Aran, Lucas, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Ice Climbers, Ganondorf, Mr. Game and Watch, King Dedede
"Wow, you have all your members!" Master Hand said triumphantly. "I bet you weren't expecting to go to tribal council, were you?"
A chorus of 'No's were heard. "So, what did you feel about winning Immunity, Samus."
"I feel nothing …"
"Erm, are you sure?"
"Emotions disturb me. Except for anger."
"Okay …well, it is time to vote! King Dedede, you are up first!"
Dedede got up, and voted. Mr. Game and Watch got up, and wrote down a name. "Red, sorry man, you're just too strong …"
Ganondorf got up, wrote down a name, and placed it in the jar. Ice Climbers got up. "Ike, sorry, you're strong, powerful, and smart. We cannot let you triumph."
Diddy Kong got up, and wrote down a name. "Ice Climbers, nothing against you, but you're the weakest link …"
Donkey Kong and Lucas got up, wrote down a name, and put it in the jar. Samus soon followed, and Red. Ike wrote down the final name, and brought the jar to Master Hand.
"I am ready to read the votes. Once the votes, the decision is final, and the voted out member will be asked to leave the tribal area immediately. I read the votes …"
"First vote: Lucas. Next vote: Red. Next vote: Ike. Next vote: Ike. One vote Lucas. One vote Pokemon Trainer. Two votes for Ike. Ice Climbers. Ice Climbers. Ice Climbers. Ice Climbers. 7th person voted out of Survivor Galapagos: Nana and Popo "Ice Climbers"
They sadly got up, and put up their torch. "Sorry," said Master Hand. "You've played a good game – but your time is up."
Lucas: King Dedede
Ike: Ganondorf, Samus
Pokemon "Red" Trainer: Mr. Game and Watch
Ice "Nana and Popo" Climbers: Ike, Pokemon Trainer, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Lucas,
I think we've played a great game. We've had laughs, itches –glares at Popo- and a fun time, so we may be back! – Ice "Nana and Popo" Climbers.
Tribal Council (Gala Turtle)
Fox McCloud, Sonic Hedgehog, Mewtwo, Marth, Roy, Bowser, Mario Mario, Luigi Mario, Kirby, Pichu
"Welcome to tribal council, everyone!" Master Hand said. "So, how do you fee-"
"Get to the votes already!" Marth yelled.
"Well, um, okay then. It is time to vote. Pichu, you're up first."
Pichu placed down a name, and voted. Kirby got up and voted. ""Fox, you're awesome, cool, likable. That's exactly why you have to go …"
Mario got up and voted. Luigi got up. He thought for a second, and wrote down a name. He showed it to the camera. "Fox, sorry, I'm in an alliance. If only you were to join …"
Bowser got up and voted. Roy got up, and voted. "Bowser, you're going down, and that alliance too!"
Marth followed, and so did Mewtwo. Sonic got up, wrote a name without hesitation, and showed it to the camera. "Bowser. I got your back, McCloud …"
Fox got up and wrote down a name. He placed it in the jar, and brough the jar to Master Hand. "Once the vot-"
"votes are read the decision is final, blah, blah, blah." Marth interrupted. "Just read the stupid votes!"
"Fine, Bowser. Bowser. Bowser. Fox. Fox. Fox. Bowser. Fox. Fox."
"Last vote: Bowser. It's a tie – we need a tiebreaker." Bowser was furious – his plan was foolproof – unless someone had backstabbed him!!!
"The tiebreaker is – fire making. You must build a fire, high enough so it burns this line. Here are the tools. Survivors ready – go!"
Bowser wanted to be smart, be blew fire on to the rope. But – fire wouldn't come out. His throat was dry! Fox's fire was almost touching. He summoned up his breath, and blew. Fire came out! But it was too late, Fox had burned the rope first.
"8th person voted out of Survivor Galapagos – Bowser." Master Hand said calmly.
"I'LL GET YOU BACKSTABBER PICHU, AND SMART MCCLOUD! AND YOUR STUPID DOG, TOO!" Bowser screamed.
"I don't have a dog." came a confused, backstabbing Pichu.
Bowser: Fox McCloud, Sonic Hedgehog, Marth, Roy, Pichu
Fox McCloud: Mario Mario, Luigi Mario, Kirby, Bowser, Mewtwo
beep beep beep beep beeping beepy beeping beep beeping, OH! I'm on camera!? Well, screw Pichu. That's my final words. – Bowser
Tribal Council (Icy)
Meta Knight, Wario, Princess Zelda, Captain Falcon, Falco Lombardi, Link, Jigglypuff, Ness, Princess "Peach" Toadstool
"Welcome everyone! How do – erm, let's just get to voting, shall we? It is time to vote, we'll start with you Toadstool."
"That name is so old-fashioned, just call me Peach."
"Fine, Peach."
"My real name is Toadstool."
"But I – JUST VOTE!"
Peach wrote down a name, and so did Ness. Jigglypuff wrote down a name. Link wrote down a name, and then showed it to the camera. "Meta Knight – you've stayed far too long."
Falco wrote down a name, and Captain Falcon did too. They placed iti n the jar. Princess Zelda wrote down a name. "Falco, you're going down!"
Wario and Meta Knight wrote down a name also. Meta Knight placed his in the jar, and brought it to Master Hand. "Once the votes are read, the decision is final. The voted out member will be asked to leave tribal council immediately, I read the votes. First vote: Falco. Meta Knight. Falco. Meta Knight. Wario. Meta Knight. Ness. 9th person voted out of Survivor Galapagos – Meta Knight."
Meta Knight sadly put out his torch.
Falco Lombardi: Princess Zelda, Princess "Peach" Zelda
Ness: Wario
Wario: Meta Knight
Princess "Peach" Toadstool: Ness
Meta Knight: Captain Falcon, Falco Lombardi, Link
I've played a nice game, and I hope to come back again, and – blah, whatever. Peace out losers. – Meta Knight
Next time on, Survivor:
Things get personal.
"THAT'S MINE!"
"NO MINE!"
And Wario takes it to the next level:
Wario leans in to kiss …
Find out on the next, Survivor Galapagos – Super Smash Bros. Style!
