"Spades."
"Cometblaze."
The red tom narrowed his eyes at his creator and the host, "You haven't updated The Blazing Comet yet, and you already update The Death Host, finished Blue Seas Fire Palace, and posted two new chapters of Pegasus, not to mention gave the readers shipping bait for that story," he listed in annoyance, "So why haven't you updated my story?"
The human girl shrugged slightly, "You're story isn't as easy to write as Pegasus," she defended herself with her arms raised, "I mean come on, it's even harder to write than The Death Host, though the chapter will be more interesting considering what Anton is going to do-"
"Spoilers, not allowed on here, Spades," Khaxan interrupted them, slapping a hand over her mouth, and flashed a smile at the camera, "All she's allowed to say is that I'll finally be making a physical appearance in The Death Host soon."
Spades pushed his hand away and smiled back at him, "Yeah, what he said."
"You're going to add Anton to the list of characters you had the foxdung beaten out of soon aren't you?" Cometblaze asked raising an eyebrow.
Khaxan and Spades exchanged looks, "No~"
"I call foxdung," the red furred and eyed tom stated.
Spades ruffled his fur and then did the same to Khaxans hair, "Yeah, call it as much as you want," she said and grinned, "I'm just excited about the next story arc for Pegasus," Spades admitted with a gleeful smile that turned into a malicious smile, "We'll finally have background info on our lovely bartender Jane Harper, and add one of my favorite brutal characters."
"You're not talking about who I think you are, are you?" Khaxan asked.
"I'm talking about exactly who you're thinking of."
"Who are you guys talking about?" Cometblaze asked and shook his head, "It's not important, our break is over the audience is watching, can we get on with the review and get this demon off the stage?"
Spades nodded, "Khaxan, off," she said shooing the black haired demon away.
(A/N: I was asked if this was based on *gulp* you-know-what.
What's 'you-know-what'? I don't know what.
I think I do.
The answer is: yes, sort of. A lot of my ideas for this came from that story,
WHAT story?
but I'vr taken some ideas from other stories as well.
I can tell, all you need is cats wearing clothes and you got a homage to Obsidianwing story.
Anyway...here is chapter 6, my loyal subjects.)
Yes, our Empress
I'm not your loyal anything.
Chapter 6
The Visit
To the mental institute.
To the Dark Forest. Or Naveroks office.
"Why are you crying? Moraltsar asked.
She just realized she's not perfect at all.
Empressglitter sobbed. "I'm expecting KITES!111!"
Well kites are better than kits. Kites are more fun to have and less responsibility.
The leeder luked conffused. "That's okay. There mine, right?"
Possibly.
"NO! THEIR MINE!" Nerdpaw yowled.
Perhaps their both, I mean think of Moonshimmer, her kits had two different biological fathers.
The pink cat sobbed harrder cuz she had a secret.
I still can't get over the fact that she's pink.
You're one to talk, you're an unnatural shade of red with bright red eyes.
Be quiet!
Neither of her mats were the kits' father. "They r Moralstar's" she lied.
Liars are not appreciated here. But who's the real dad?
It's like Snakefang all over again.
"Yes! I'm going to be a father again!" Moralstar sed.
Nerdpaw was angry. He was angry. "But I want to bee the kits' father."
You're going to have to deal with it.
Be an adoptive father figure.
"But ure not."
Nerdpaw cired and run away from camp.
Crybaby.
Dictionarypaw followed him for sum reason.
I wonder why *Whistles*
Empresspaw sobbed harder as she paddded away. How culd this half happened to her?
I can list a few reasons, but kits are a blessing and not a curse. So really I can't list reasons that wouldn't make it seem like they're a curse.
You just contradicted yourself but yeah, your an idiot Empressglitter and don't know about safe sex it seems *Sips Hot Coco*
She had onyl scene Brokenstar once!
*Spit Take*
What? WHAT?! Brokenstar?! HIM! WHAT?!
Who's Brokenstar?
Only one of the best villains in the Warrior Saga! The greatest evil leader of all time! SHE DID NOT MAKE HIM HER MATE!
How culd he be there father?
Yes, how? He's dead!
That does bring up the question of how.
But she new it couldnt be Moralstar or Nerdpaw. She just new it.
I didn't know mothers just 'knew' who the father was, pretty useful I suppose.
That nite she fell asleap. She dreamed. She was in the Fark Dorest.
Where she belongs.
It was very dark. It was scary. Brokentsar cam up to her.
Kill her! KILL HER!
You're foaming at the mouth...and scaring me now.
"u r going to have me kites," he sad.
You gave her your kites? Why?! She doesn't deserve kites not when she's getting your kits!
"Yes."
Brokenstar was happy. His eyes filled wit luv. "I always wanted to bee a fadder."
Why? It seems like a responsibility not meant for psychotic leaders.
Empressglitter nodded. "I always wanted to bee a mather."
She's not even seven moons old yet, did you notice that?
I completely forgot about that, that is...she's to young to have kits. She's just too young!
"r u going to tell perfectclan that i am the father?"
That would be an awful move to make.
She should tell them, maybe they'll kill her for it.
"No. Im telling them that Moralstar is there father" the pink she-cat said.
White lies to the clan, you're even less perfect now.
Not that she was perfect to begin with.
Brokenstar was sad. He wanted to bee the father. But he new it would make Empressglitter happy if Moralstar was there father.
Why is her happiness so important? Why?
"I luv you, Empresgliter."
Don't. Love. Her. You. Deserve. Better.
"I luv you too," she meowd b4 she woke up.
Three toms.
Three toms, one is her grandfather, one is an apprentice, one is a dead cat. Just...so...wrong...
(A/N: Stargleam has Hawkfrost. Empressglitter has Brokenstar. How nice is it that these evil toms suddenly turn good?)
I don't like you. You created this abomination that is Empressglitter, you better find a way to redeem yourself.
Be nice, Cometblaze.
I will not be nice just because you told me!
Will you do it for a box of catnip?
Yes. Yes I will.
