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Previously on … Survivor …
Fights break off.
SHUT UP!
YOU SHUT UP!
SAYING SHUT UP IS NOT SHUTTING UP!
And King Dedede struggles with a problem.
Hmm. Color of a fire truck. This is a tough one …
And in the end, nevertheless, Forcestar wins the Reward Challenge – and they get to temporarily keep Meta Knight at their tribe. Then, Samus wins (via threatening) the Individual Immunity Challenge. But in the end, all three tribes go to Immunity.
7th team voted out of Survivor Galapagos: Nana and Popo.
The Ice Climbers …
8th person voted out of Survivor Galapagos: Bowser.
I'LL GET YOU BACKSTABBER PICHU, AND SMART MCCLOUD! AND YOUR STUPID DOG, TOO!
Bowser …
9th person voted out of Survivor Galapagos: Meta Knight
I've played a nice game, and I hope to come back again, and – blah, whatever. Peace out losers …
Who will be the next person (or people) to be voted out of Survivor Galapagos? Stay tuned …
Forcestar
"Woot, the loser Ice Climb- I mean, I'm sorry the Ice Climbers went away …" Ganondorf cheered, I mean, said gloomily.
Just then, a turtle appeared in front of Lucas. He licked his lips. "You know what to do, Dork." Ganondorf remarked. Lucas nodded – he put on the fire, picked up the turtle – and hit the spear in …
"Yum!" cheered King Dedede. He was eating some brown, tender stuff King Dedede had prepared.
"UGH!" spat out Ike, Red, Samus, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Ganondorf, and Mr. Game and Watch simultaneously.
"This tastes like CRAP!" cried Diddy Kong. "What is this stuff!?"
"Turtle crap!" cheered Lucas.
Diddy Kong stared at King Dedede. "But, the turtle, and but …" stuttered Ganondorf.
"What about King Dedede?" asked Red, completely horrified. King Dedede was eating the stuff happily.
Gala Turtle
"JUST EAT ALREADY!" cried Marth, despite him dumping his food off his plate.
"We are …" muttered Luigi.
"So …" Mario said.
"So …" Luigi replied.
"Why is the author putting our tribe on the spot like that? All we are doing is eatin-"
Icy
The camera zooms in as Wario takes a dump. "CAN'T I GET SOME PRIVACY!?"
Forcestar
King Dedede finished his scrumptious meal of turtle droppings, when Diddy Kong retrieved a letter.
"Reward challenge?" asked Ganondorf plainly.
"Nope, not this time!" Diddy Kong cried. "'There is a new twist that I shall explain. Deep on this island, lives a special idol. This is known … as the Immunity Idol. Some people will get clues as rewards, to find the Immunity Idol. If you find it, you can keep it in secret – you bring it every Tribal Council. You will be asked BEFORE the votes are read, if you would like to play it. If you do … the second most person with votes will be eliminated instead. There are a total of four Immunity Idols. There is one on each base, and one in merged territory, which you will understand later. So if you do find the Immunity Idols – and you're technically invincible.'"
"Wow …" Samus said, in one of those (very few occurring) awe moments.
Then, Ike remembered. He ran away from the letters out to the beach, and there was the message in a bottle he got a few challenges ago. He had it in his pocket up until now. He took it out of his pocket, and checked his surroundings before he popped the cork, and the message came out with it.
"'On this island, you will see,
An idol of great destiny,
Not up high, or down low,
But right in front of you, you know …"
Ike pondered the message for a minute, and came up with the conclusion. "It's obviously right in front of our faces – but we must find out what the idol looks like." he said. He was itching to find it so bad.
Icy
They also got the strange letter. Falco, Captain Falcon, and Link got together. "Hmm. An Immunity Idol, eh?"
"Yeah …" replied Link. "This is interesting."
"Yo, guys." Falco said. "Here this. Remember when Meta Knight was kidnapped?"
"Yeah, and …?"
"Well, he was taken to the other camp! Maybe we can convince them to come to us next time, that way we can take their Immunity Idol! That's one less from the other tribe's chances, and one more for us! And we could still get the one for this base, AND the merged territory if we can survive until the merge! That's three Immunity Idols!"
"Falco actually having a good idea!?" grinned Link. "That's a miracle!"
Falco kicked Link in a very uncomfortable spot.
Day 4
Gala Turtle
Gala Turtle also got the letter about the Immunity Idol. But soon after, they got another letter, which Luigi the pack mule got.
"…not…pack…mule…" muttered Luigi, as he brought the letter – and several other heavy, useless garbage that belonged to other members of the tribe.
"JUST READ IT, PACK MULE!" cried Marth, interrupting Luigi's reading.
"-so," Luigi continued, glaring at Marth, "'-those that have the ability to locate objects will be immediately rewarded …"
"JUST GET TO THE CHALLENGE ALREADY!" screamed Marth. He was all alone – everyone else was at the challenge.
Exile Reward Fusion Challenge #1
"Hello everyone, welco-" Master Hand said, and was soon interrupted.
"BEGIN THE STUPID CHALLENGE ALREADY!" screamed Marth.
"…does he have, like, a problem?" Master Hand whispered to Roy. "Well, anyways, today's reward challenge is critical. We will be explaining …Exile Island today."
"Wow, that sounds, Exiley." said King Dedede.
"Ok… well, anyways, I'll begin. Exile Island is a small, island that no one knows where it is…"
"Is it on the bridge in fancy, neon lights, saying 'EXILE ISLAND HERE!'?" asked Luigi.
"Erm, yeah." Master Hand replied. "Well, anyways, it is an island full of mysteries – beneficial mysteries. At the cost, of course, of lack of Immunity Challenge, and you must survive on your own. Many challenges from here on out, known as, Exile Challenges, will determine one person to go to Exile Island. The winning team will then decide who shall go to Exile Island, excluding anyone with Individual (not Team) Immunity."
"Today's challenge will be a Reward Exile Fusion Challenge. Want to know what you're playing for?" Master Hand said in a wave of boring nods, that always occur when he says the previous sentence. "A message in a bottle …" he said, pointing to a message in a bottle. "This isn't any ordinary bottle – it contains clues of the whereabouts of the hidden Immunity Idol …"
"So, let's continue to the game. This game requires a good eye. Each person will be given a shovel, and you'll look around for a specific flag of the exact pattern. Each pattern is extremely alike, meaning you must look carefully. You must then dig up the six foot pole dug in tightly, and bring it back. Then – you must make a picture, of this using the flags:"
Master Hand then showed a picture of him naked. "Oops, wrong picture …" he muttered. He then showed a picture, of a Galapagos Turtle. "The winning team will decide the Exiling person. Then, they will duke it out in an Individual Reward challenge for the message in a bottle. Got it?"
The teams chose King Dedede and Marth to sit out. (Thankfully) "Survivors," Master Hand asked, "are you ready? Go!"
Everyone was looking furiously, when Mario started crying. "I MISS MY MOMMY!" he bawled.
"It's only been four days …" Luigi muttered.
"Oh, OK then." Mario said cheerfully. "You really should get back to work …"
Then, Kirby found a flag. It looked similar to his. Then, Donkey Kong found a flag similar to his. Kirby dive bombed after his, so did Donkey Kong. They bumped heads.
"HEY!" grumbled Donkey Kong. "THIS IS MINE!"
"MINE!"
"NO, MINE!"
"SHUT UP! YOU, YOU, YOU, um, PINK THING!"
Kirby bawled. "YOU, YOU, YOU, um, STUPID MAMA HITTER SON OF A GUN!"
"It's going to take more than that to make me cry!" Donkey Kong said dryly.
"Idiot …" Kirby muttered. Donkey Kong started to bawl.
"Well, it's MINE ANYWAYS!" cried Donkey Kong.
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"It's mine, idiots …" Link said, as he held up an identical flag up to that flag.
"All that for nothing …" sobbed Donkey Kong.
"BEST FRIENDS AGAIN!" cried Kirby, hugging Donkey Kong. Then, they saw another flag that looked like theirs …
Soon, they had all their flags, thanks to Link, and Kirby and Donkey Kong fighting. Icy then had to put the flag together. Icy then finished …
"Winners – Icy!" cried Master Hand. "Pick someone to send to Exile Island!"
Icy grouped together. "Hey," Link said. "Falco is too stupid to win Immunity, so let's send Captain Falcon."
"Thanks!" Falco said happily.
"Hey!" cried Falco.
"It's part of the Immunity Idol plan …" whispered Link. "'I'll explain everything later. Short and sweet – I have a tinge of thought that there might be a fifth Immunity Idol on Exile Island. Go there, and collect every clue, and in the mean time, me and you will try and win the message in a bottle."
"Oh."
"Can you repeat that?" Falco asked.
"JUST WIN THE STUPID MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE!" screamed Link.
"Ooh. I get it now!" said Falco slowly.
"Captain Falcon!" Falco and Link and Captain Falcon all said to Master Hand.
"Well, um, sure, whatever." Master Hand muttered. "Here's how to get to Exile Isl-"
"I know." Captain Falcon said. He pointed to the huge map that had neon lights saying HOW TO GET TO EXILE ISLAND that was beside the EXILE ISLAND THIS WAY sign.
Everyone except the remaining members of Icy was left. "Okay guys," Master Hand said. "Time for the individual immunity! You see these chains. They will be put on you, and you must get them off. Then, you must then put together this block puzzle, which will form a bridge. Cross it, and raise the flag to win this message in a bottle. Got it?"
"Got it."
"Survivors ready? Go!" Everyone furiously tinkered with their chains and hands.
"See you, idiots." muttered Link, picking up one of seven keys that were in front of everyone, and unlocking his chains.
"How to get out … how to get out …" Falco said in genuine confusion, he was staring down at the key.
Link had finished the bridge by now, and everyone else found the key, except for Falco. Link raised the flag!
"Link, wins this message in a bottle!" cried Master Hand, giving him the bottle.
"get out … how to get out … how to get out …" muttered Falco. Link had ran over there, slapped Falco in the face, and undid the chains.
"I DID IT!" cried Falco. "I AM SO SMART! AND EVERYONE ELSE IS SO DUMB!"
Falco fainted after six more slaps in the face.
Exile Island
Captain Falcon was reading his message in another bottle. "Man. They need to be less obvious …" Falcon said, glancing at a huge sign saying 'Clue Here!' in big, bold letters.
"The sacred idol is not in a tree
as you will then soon see
but instead up by a bird
carved out of wood – um, erd."
He grinned.
Day 5
Icy
Meanwhile, Wario was staring at Zelda. He had developed a crush on her.
"A perfect match …" he sighed. Wario was four feet tall, weighed six hundred pounds, had the smell of fish on him, and was very lazy. Zelda was five foot eight, weighed ninety pounds, had the sweet smell of perfume on, and was active and sweet.
Wario waddled up to Zelda, and stared up. He leaned in to kiss . . .
and then was slapped by Zelda. Meanwhile, Link was reading his message.
"By each symbolic marking
indicates more than just random barking,
it contains a idol so rare
that it requires such great care …"
"You could stop the stupid rhyming theme." muttered Link. But then, he got it. Symbolic words – in the form of a flag! On both sides, were two pointy objects that seemed to be on the ground?!
He kicked one, and it was as sight saw – a simple rock. He kicked the other one, but didn't dislodge. He dug it up – and a strange, small statue appeared with a note in a hole in the bottom. Two words:
"Immunity Idol …"
Forcestar
Ike was staring everywhere, looking for the Immunity Idol. After a while, he decided to give up looking, and talk to Samus.
"Samus…"
"Yeah?" said Samus, in an annoyed tone.
"Read this …" Ike said, giving Samus the message in a bottle.
"Wow." Samus said, amazed. "Have you found it yet?"
"Nope."
"Well, I'll help. You seem like a strong competitor, unlike the other idiots here – and she stared at king Dedede – so, I won't vote you out, you don't vote me. Got it?"
"Sure." Ike said. Samus was a strong competitor, and was actually really trustworthy (She doesn't have an anger problem, trust me, if you were by these idiots, you can't really hope to be real happy)
Gala Turtle
Luigi, the pack mule –
"HEY!"
came with a letter. "Immunity Challenge …" he said
Immunity Challenge #2
"Welcome!" Master Hand, ignoring Marth's impatience. "Today, only one tribe is going to Immunity. But – there's going to be a major twist …
Everyone gasped in fake horror. "The losing team …will have TWO people voted out." Master Hand said darkly.
"But anyways," he chuckled, "let's begin! We're going to have a …Smash Trivia!"
Master Hand then teleported everyone to a shiny room, with colorful lights. Everyone was dressed nice, and Master Hand even had a bow tie on.
"Welcome everyone!" he said, and there was applause.
"Gasp!" cried King Dedede. "Magical claps from no where! You're a MONSTER Master Hand!"
"Well, here's how it works. Two people from Gala Turtle and Forcestar must sit out, first. And you can't send Marth or King Dedede out ei-"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried all of Forcestar.
"ther …" continued Master Hand. "If you know the answer, buzz in and tell me the answer. If you're right, your team's platform goes up. If you can ring the bell, you wi-"
Red's Charizard flew up and rang the bell. "I win!" Red cried.
"Erm, instead, you must simply be at the top …" Master Hand said. "Choose two people to sit out, Gala Turtle and Forcestar."
Mr. Game and Watch, and Lucas volunteered to sit out for Forcestar. Mario and Kirby volunteered to sit out for Gala Turtle. "Okay, Survivors Ready? Go!" cried Master Hand.
Crickets chirped. No one moved. "Oh yeah, I have to answer the question …" mumbled Master Hand. "First question, what is 1 + 1?"
Forcestar buzzed in. "73!" cried King Dedede.
"I'm afraid you're wrong. Gala Turtle?"
"2!"
"Wow, that was nice! One level for Gala Turtle! Five levels high and you win! Next question: how many fingers do I have?"
"10!" cried King Dedede, without buzzing in.
"I'm not Master Hands idiot, I'm Master Hand . . .I mean, um, nice try but wrong. Icy?"
"5!"
"Nope."
Forcestar buzzed in once more.
"Umm, umm, umm, 4?" King Dedede asked.
"Right you are!"
Everyone gawked. "Um, five fingers, four fingers, one thumb, thumb, finger, umm, get it?" Master Hand said.
"Ooh!" everyone but King Dedede and Master Hand cried.
"Um, yes, next question. What's the color of my underpants?"
"How are we supposed to know?" cried Luigi.
King Dedede was playing around with the buzzer, then said, "Wait, you don't have underpants on . . ."
"Exactly," Master Hand said, raising them up a level, "Forcestar, two levels; Gala Turtle, one level. Next question. I am a bus driver. I drop two people off, then pick up seven people, drop four more off, and I'm going seventy-three miles an hour to the next stop, pick up forty-three people, go two hundred miles an hour. What are the color of my gloves?"
"You know that's breaking the law!" Ness said, "If you're going 200 miles an hour . . .wait, how to press the pedal-"
"Forcestar?"
"Um, I don't know." King Dedede cried. "Um, um, white?"
"Correct." Master Hand said, gob smacked by King Dedede's intelligence.
More stares.
"Me, bus driver, color, hand, glove, me …" Master Hand said.
"Ooh!" everyone cried, except Master Hand.
"Ok then, two more levels and Forcestar wins! Three levels for Forcestar; and one level for Gala Turtle. Next question: S-"
"Nine hundred seventy-four trillion, five hundred sixty-two billion, seven million, four hundred nine thousand seven hundred and ninety eight?" guessed Fox randomly.
"Correct." Master Hand said in complete awe. "Three points for Forcestar; two points for Gala Turtle. Next question: what is the value of pi rounded to the ten thousandths?"
"Um, wait, is it blueberry pie, or cherry pie?" asked King Dedede.
"3.1416?" guessed Fox randomly again.
"Wow, correct." Master Hand stared. If he had a mouth, it would be wide open. "Three levels for both Forcestar, and Gala Turtle. Next question: what is –"
"Seventy-three!" cried King Dedede.
"Wrong …" sighed Master Hand.
"Seventy four?" asked King Dedede again.
"How'd you kn- um, right." Master Hand said, his jaw falling to the ground. Figuratively, of course. "One more point for Forcestar, and they win: Four points Forcestar; Three points Gala Turtle. Next question: the square root of 144?"
"Wait, I thought roots were rounds . . ." King Dedede said puzzled.
"IDI- um, sorry, wrong." Master Hand said. "Gala Turtle?"
"Twelve!" said Luigi.
"Correct. Next question: how many-"
"2.2?" guessed Fox with genuine randomness.
"Wow . . ." Master Hand said.
"Red!" cried King Dedede.
"I DIDN"T EVEN ASK THE QUESTION YET! WHAT IS THE COLOR OF AN APP- wait, you're right . . ."
"Well, I guess Icy's going to Tribal Council." said Master Hand, and as quick as possible left.
"Oh, I forgot to teleport you back . . ." said Master Hand.
Tribal Council (Icy)
Wario, Princess Zelda, Captain Falcon, Falco Lombardi, Link, Jigglypuff, Ness, Princess "Peach" Toadstool
"So, what'd I miss?" Captain Falcon said coming in.
". . .a lot . . ." muttered Master Hand under his breath. "Oh, nothing really. Just come in!"
"So, how does it feel, Toadstool to –
"People call me Peach."
"OK, Peach."
"You should address me with royalty, I'm a Princess you know!"
"OK, Princess Peach-"
"My real name is Toadstool."
"OK, Toadstool-"
"ROYALTY! PRINCESS!"
"FINE! Princess Toadstool-"
"You don't have to be so formal."
Master Hand screamed. "Fine Toadstool."
"Thank you."
"That's right where I was – erm, JUST VOTE!" he screamed.
Peach –
"TOADSTOOL!" screamed Peach, I mean, Toadstool.
Pe-Toadstool got up and voted. Ness got up, and wrote down a name. "Peach . . ."
"I HEARD THAT! IT'S TOADSTOOL!" she screamed.
"Fine, Toadstool . . ." Ness said, erasing furiously. "You're a bit, erm, annoying, and paired with Zelda, you may be a bit of a threat."
Jigglypuff got up, wrote down a name, and placed it in a jar. "Link, you're a threat – you're smart, no doubt."
Falco, Captain Falcon also voted. Zelda voted, then finally Wario did. He brought up the jar, and showed it to Master Hand.
"Here this – I told you two people were going, but it won't be second most votes. There'll be a second set of votes. Once the votes are read, the decision is final, and the voted tribe member will be asked to leave the Tribal Council immediately. I read the votes …"
"First vote; Peach. Zelda. Peach. Link. Link. Peach. 10th person voted out of Survivor Galapagos: Princess "Peach" Toadstool."
Toadstool got up, and put out her torch as sad music played.
Link: Princess Zelda, Princess Toadstool, Jigglypuff
Zelda: Captain Falcon
Princess "Peach" Toadstool: Falco Lombardi, Link, Ness, Wario
"TOADSTOOL! NOT PEACH! TOADSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!" – Peach, I mean, Toadstool
"The numbers shall dwindle further!" laughed Master Hand manically. He cleared his throat. "You must now, vote once more. We'll start with you, Ness."
Ness put a vote in the jar. "Link, sorry I backstabbed you. You're too smart – this is my probably only chance …"
Jigglypuff got up and voted. Link then got up, wrote down a name, and read it to the camera. "Zelda, sorry – we've gotten rid of Toadstool, now you're weakened …"
Falco, Captain Falcon, and Zelda wrote down names, and placed it in the jar. Wario wrote down the final name, and brought it to Master Hand. "Once the votes are read, the decision is final, and the voted tribe member will be asked to leave the Tribal Council immediately. Anyone who has the Immunity Idol, now is the time to play it …"
Suspenseful music played in the background, and the camera zooms in on everyone's peering eyes. "I-" Master Hand began, but Link raised his Idol.
"All votes for Link will be nullified. I read the votes."
"First vote: Link, nullified. Next vote, Zelda. Link; Link; Link; all nullified. 11th person voted out of Survivor: Galapagos: Princess Zelda."
Zelda also put out her torch as sad music played, and left.
Princess Zelda: Falco Lombardi, Captain Falcon, Link
Link: Wario, Princess Zelda, Jigglypuff, Ness
Um, I can't think of anything to say ... - Zelda
Next time on . . .Survivor!
Limits are pushed ...
JUST THROW THE BEEPING ASSIST TROPHY!
I CAN'T! IT'S TOO HARD!
Stay tuned ...
