Happy Mothers Day everyone!
Cometblaze looked around as he sat in his seat, Spades was no where to be seen, but it was time to start the show. He smiled slightly, that meant that Khaxan had done his job and distracted her, probably with hot coco, the damn twoleg was addicted to that stuff.
"All right, now I want to make this announcement before Spades gets here," the red cat said as he sat up straight, "Since it's mothers day and everything, this message is to all those reading who are also mothers."
Cometblaze paused and took a deep breath as he glanced around, to make sure Spades wasn't sneaking up on him, "We wanted to say, you go girls. You guys carried your kits in your tummies for nine whole months. It was a rough ordeal for you queens, some more so than others. But you did it, and nine months later, you had kits. You raised and are raising your kits to be amazing people, who will grow up to be strong warriors or...well twolegs don't have warriors do they?" Cometblaze asked and chuckled as he shook his head realizing what he said wouldn't apply to them.
"Your kits will grow up to be wonderful twolegs...er...wonderful humans, because they have amazing mothers, you guys," he continued and smiled, "Some days you may hate your job, but it's rewarding in the end to see them smile and to love them. And I just want to say, you are awesome mums, each and every one of you."
"So Happy Birthgivers Day," Cometblaze ended.
The crowd applauded at his speech, which may not have been the most perfect speech, but he tried, and he was proud of himself.
Spades walked onto the stage clapping and crying, "Aww...Cometblaze you're trying to take on Twoleg things while on the show," she sobbed hugging the cat, "You even called us 'humans'! You are my favorite cat, Cometblaze!"
"Let go!" Cometblaze cried out in panic, and when he was let go, he shook, "Can we just start the review?"
(A/N: Once I started writing this with correct grammar and then went back and made the errors, this got a lot easier.
Maybe I should try that with Ebony Stone.
It is so hard to write errors on purpose.
I don't get why you would want to anyways.
But it is hard.
This is much harder than I thought it would be.
But its fun.
Oh...if anyone wanted to do a repost and make mean comments, you have my permission. Now onto the story, my lovely subjects...
I'm still not your loyal anything! My loyalty is to SunClan. ...and the other three Clans since I'm kind of their leader despite not wanting to be.
Now eye tired 2 speel reel gud dis tim! Falmers go 2 heck!)
All Flamers Go to Heaven.
All Flamers go to StarClan.
Chapter 7
Teh gathering
Can't be any worse than my first Gathering as a SunClan cat.
"Wake up, Empressglitter" Moralstar sad.
"Wat is it?"
Time to sacrifice you to the Fire Gods for M.C.
The leader pawsed. "It's time 2 go 2 the gathering."
I wonder if something interesting will happen.
The pink cat was instantly awake. "Oh gud! Then we can tell the other clans that I am going to have ur kits!"
Should they care?
No, they shouldn't.
Nerdpaw cam in the den. "I came bak. I still luv u, Empresspaw. We can still be mats."
Why would you want to be a mat? People walk all over mats.
"And I'll still be ur mat to" Moraltaar said.
It's a mat party up here.
No one wants to be a mat because no one wants to be a doormat.
Empressglitter smiled. Both of her maes still luved her
Wait...Maes loves you? I'm sorry, but Maes is married to Gracia, and has a daughter, Elicia. He's also...*Sobs* dead...Why Envy? Why? You, my favorite Homunculi, killed my favorite human!
and neither of them new Brokenstar was the fadder of her kites!
Do you think they care?
She runned 2 the gathering. She climbed on the High Tree. "Cats of Meanclan, I am Perfectclan's new deputy!" she announcered.
Hey, hey, hey. Isn't it the LEADERS job to be on the High Tree and do the announcements?
She's breaking every rule in the book.
"GASP!" gasped Meanclan cast.
Hopestar didnt look surprised. "I alredy new that cuz I have pies."
I want pies. Do you have apple pie?
Meh, I'm a cat. I don't eat pies.
"Who r ur pies?" Empressglitter demanded.
"They r…NICEPAW AND EVILPAW!"
I'm sorry, but to be proper spies, don't they have to be a part of PerfectClan?
I think so.
The pink cat was angry.
I still can't get over how she's pink.
How culd dey spy on her?
How dare they!
But how can they when they aren't a part of her Clan?
Hopestar had more knews. "And this past moon tree cats from Perfectclan half joined Meanclan.
They are Majesticexcellency, Doctorwho, and Dumbpaw."
We know.
"How dare they!" Empresspaw shoutted.
Hey, you kind of exiled them. There is nothing against them joining a new clan.
"Dont u know what they did?"
"Yeah. They r smart," Hopestar sad.
Thank you Hopestar, you are a decent leader, you know that?
Empressglitter was sad. How could her family do dis 2 her?
How could you do what you did to your family is a better question. You are a horrible person, Empressglitter.
A very horrible person...er...cat. A horrible cat.
It mad her even more sad cuz she could see Dumbpaw and Nicepaw sitting next to each other and dey were kissing.
EW! Ew, ew, ew!
Seriously, what is with you and going 'ew' at kissing?
It's gross! Swapping spit? is that even healthy?
Then…out of the bushes…cam…Brokenstar!
He better be there to kill PerfectClan.
(A/N: Brokenstar's alive! It's just like Hawkfrost in Starkit's Prophecy! Oh, I was asked why I chose Brokenstar. The answer: because I like him! I just think he's a great villain.)
If you like him, why torture him?
If you like the character, why not torture them? It's fun!
...are all Twolegs this insane?
