AN: Ok so the Marauders pulled a prank. So Mcgonagull is singing Kids from Bye Bye Birdie and the Marauders are singing I Don't want To Grow Up from Peter Pan.

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Mcgonagull:
Kids!
I don't know what's wrong with these kids today!
Kids!
Who can understand anything they say?
Kids!
They a disobedient, disrespectful oafs!
Noisy, crazy, dirty, lazy, loafers!
While we're on the subject:
Kids!
You can talk and talk till your face is blue!
Kids!
But they still just do what they want to do!
Why can't they be like we were,
Perfect in every way?
What's the matter with kids today?
Kids!
I've tried to teach them the best I can Kids! Kids!
Laughing, singing, dancing, grinning, morons!
And while we're on the subject!
Kids! They are just impossible to control!
Kids! With their awful clothes and their rock an' roll!
Why can't they dance like we did What's wrong with Sammy Caine?
What's the matter with kids today!

Sirius:
Are you ready for today's lesson?

ALL:
Yes, Sirius!

Sirius:
Listen to your teacher. Repeat after me:
I won't grow up,
(I won't grow up)
I don't want to go to school.
(I don't want to go to school)
Just to learn to be a animagus,
(Just to learn to be a animagus)
And recite a silly rule.
(And recite a silly rule)
If growing up means It would be beneath my dignity to pull a prank,
I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up Not me!
Not I,
Not me!
Not me!
I won't grow up,
(I won't grow up)
I don't want to wear a dress robe.
(I don't want to wear a dress robe)
And a serious expression
(And a serious expression)
In the middle of July.
(In the middle of July)
And if it means I must prepare
To shoulder burdens with a worried air,

I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up Not me,
Not I,
Not me!
So there!
Never gonna be a man,
I won't!
Like to see somebody try And make me.
Anyone who wants to try And make me turn into a man,
Catch me if you can.
I won't grow up.
Not a penny will I pinch.
I will never grow a mustache,
Or a fraction of an inch.
'Cause growing up is awfuller Than all the awful things that ever were.
I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up,
No sir,
Not I,
Not me,
So there!

I won't grow up!
(I won't grow up)
I will never even try
(I will never even try)
I will do what Sirius tells me
(I will do what Sirius tells me)
And I'll never ask him why
(And I'll never ask him why)

We won't grow up!
(We won't grow up)
We will never grow a day
(We will never grow a day)
And if someone tries to make it
(And if someone tries to make it)
We will simply run away
(We will simply run away)

I won't grow up!
(I won't grow up)
No, I promise that I won't
(No, I promise that I won't)
I will stay a boy forever
(I will stay a boy forever)
And be banished if I don't!
(And be banished if I don't)

And Hoggy Hog Warts will always be The home of beauty and joy And neverty I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up Not me!

James:Not me!
Peter:Not me!
Remus:Not me!
Sirius:No sir!

All:Not me!


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