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Previously on …Survivor Galapagos: Smash Bros. Edition …
… Clues of the hidden Immunity Idol are revealed to Ike …
"'On this island, you will see,
An idol of great destiny,
Not up high, or down low,
But right in front of you, you know …"
… Ike soon teams up with Samus to find the Idol.
"Read this …" Ike said, giving Samus the message in a bottle.
"Wow." Samus said, amazed. "Have you found it yet?"
"Nope."
"Well, I'll help. You seem like a strong competitor, unlike the other idiots here – and she stared at king Dedede – so, I won't vote you out, you don't vote me. Got it?"
… and Link finds one of the four Idols …
Link dug it up – and a strange, small statue appeared with a note in a hole in the bottom. Two words:
"Immunity Idol …"
In the end of the crazy Immunity Challenge, Icy once again is found the loser.
10th person voted out of Survivor Galapagos: Princess "Peach" Toadstool
Link is soon betrayed by Ness, meaning he is eliminated … or would, if he didn't whip out his Immunity Idol.
"All votes for Link will be nullified. I read the votes."
"First vote: Link, nullified. Next vote, Zelda. Link; Link; Link; all nullified. 11th person voted out of Survivor: Galapagos: Princess Zelda."
Who will be next to fall? Found out on …Survivor Galapagos: Super Smash Bros: Brawl Edition … (that's a long title)
Forcestar
Ike thought hard for a moment. Then, a thought came to his head. He went over to the long sign that had FORCESTAR on it, that was painted in graffiti, courtesy Ganondorf, and he looked on the back. There was a small circle on the back. He took out a hammer, and pried it out. It soon revealed a statue, with the words: "Immunity Idol."
Icy
The six remaining members of Icy huddled together. Or five, because Wario was once again, taking a dump.
"There's six of us left …" assessed Ness.
"No …" muttered Link with sarcasm.
"No, I counted see." Ness said. He counted. "One, two, three, four, five …wait, FIVE!?"
Ness panicked. Wario heard it on the toilet, and came rushing back naked.
Gala Turtle
A scream was heard from Icy's side of the island.
Forcestar
A scream was heard from Icy's side of the island.
Master Hand's Hut
A scream was heard from Icy's side of the island.
Gala Turtle
"Oh no!" screamed Captain Falcon, Link, Ness, and Falco. Jigglypuff was just staring there.
"Jigglypuff, how come you aren't screaming in horror?" asked Falco.
Jigglypuff still stared. "Wow …" she said, entranced.
It took the others a split second to figure out what happened. A few glimpses were seen, Wario screeching, and then the camera shut off.
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Day 7
Gala Turtle
Jigglypuff and Wario were in the bed (simultaneously) as the daylight broke.
Wario
Official Fat Guy
I think my relationship with Jigglypuff will help me in the game.
Forcestar
"Samus," Ike said, shaking Samus gently awake. She seemed startled at first, as if she was about to kill Ike, but realized it was him.
"What is it, better be good …" she murmured, half asleep.
Ike took her to a more private spot on the island. "Look, I found the Immunity Idol! We can use it in case someone tried to vote us off!"
Samus was genuinely surprised. She took off her helmet.
"Wow, thanks for telling me your plan Ike!"
"Samus was NOT screaming?"
"Samus is a GIRL!?" screamed King Dedede.
Samus killed King Dedede.
Gala Turtle
"Come on Pack Mule Luigi!" cried Mario, sitting on his chair.
"That joke is getting old …" he said annoyed.
"Well, anyways," Luigi continued, "we have a Reward Challenge today!"
Reward Challenge #3
Everyone came in. Except King Dedede, which Samus dragged the body.
"Here Master Hand …"
"HOORAY!" he cried, and everyone else. The cameraman scolded Master Hand.
"I'm sorry Samus … but I have to … sniff … sniff …sniff … um … heal Dedede."
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" cried everyone.
Master Hand did some junk with his fingers, then pointed a finger with a blue aura at King Dedede.
"SEVENTY FOUR!" King Dedede cried.
"Well, anyways, welcome everyone!" Master Hand cried.
"JUST SAY ANYTHING OTHER THAN WELCOME!" screamed Marth.
"Fine, fine. What's up my home dawgs? Let's start hopping to this challenge before we get trippin' … last home dawgs voted out of Survivor, my main man Toadstool and the chick Zelda."
"Never mind …" said Marth sheepishly.
"Well, anyways, let's get to today's Reward Challenge. It must be hard taking a shower."
"Yeah …" said everyone except King Dedede.
"Nope!" cried King Dedede after taking a nice, relaxing mud bath.
"Well, the others of you could need some. No offense."
"None taken." Wario said, swatting the flies by his wet arm pits.
"Well, you'll be hauling some water for you guys!"
"H-h-h-h-h-hauling? You mean …" Mario said, and stopped. His eyes grew wide. He then whispered very softly …"work?"
"Yes, Mario worked." Mario screamed, then fainted. "This time – it's a For All Reward Challenge, meaning you get as much as you can haul." Master Hand pointed to a huge pool of water. Then, a few furlongs away were buckets with respective names. "Place them, and you keep whatever you get. No one sits out – Survivors ready? Go!"
Mario sat on his butt, while everyone else worked.
"I want a mud bath …" King Dedede whined.
"I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T GET UP!" screamed Samus.
"Well, it sorta tickled when you killed me. Can you do it again?"
Samus killed King Dedede.
"STOP KILLING DEDEDE!" Master Hand said. The cameraman went away. "Nice job, Samus …" he whispered.
Eventually, the time limit was up. "Forcestar has approximately 25 gallons, Gala Turtle has about 18 gallons, and Icy has about 8 gallons."
King Dedede kicked the bucket. "I want the mud bath …" he said.
"Erm, 20 gallons for Forcestar …" corrected Master Hand.
Samus killed King Dedede for the third time.
Icy
"Stop hogging the water, honey!" cried Jigglypuff.
"FINE, FINE!" said Wario, coming out. "I've always wondered while I recently turned straight, worst idea in the world …"
"Wait, you were g-" began Falco.
"SHUT UP!" cried Wario. "Muhahaha, I took a picture of you kissing a man!"
Wario showed his picture phone to everyone. Everyone except Jigglypuff and Wario threw up.
He looked at the picture to find himself naked. He threw up too.
Gala Turtle
"Get me some water, chop chop!" cried Mario.
"It's right there, two inches in front of you …"
"My hand's tired …" he whined. "You get it."
Luigi dumped water on his head.
Mario was enraged. "SERVANT, KILL HIM!"
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"Servant?" Mario asked again.
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"You don't have a servant …" muttered Luigi.
"Then I'll kill you myself …" Mario began.
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Silence AGAIN.
"As soon as I feel like getting up …" Mario finished.
"Exactly, you're LAZY!"
"What does that mean!"
"It means you're lazy!"
"Are you calling me … LAZY!?"
"I just said that you were lazy…"
"YOU'RE CALLING ME LAZY, AREN'T YOU! I DON'T SEE YOU GETTING UP!"
"I am!" Luigi shouted.
"You're too lazy to pick up a glass of water!"
"UH UH!" he whined, picking up a glass of water.
"You're too lazy to put it in my hands!" Mario cried.
Luigi put it in his hands. "SEE?"
"Sucker …" Mario said, sipping his water triumphantly.
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"I'm an idiot …" muttered Luigi.
Forcestar
"… you KNOW I can eat an apple better than you …" Ganondorf retorted.
"… you KNOW I can eat an apple better than you …" Samus retorted.
"… you KNOW I can eat an apple better than you …" Ganondorf retorted.
"… you KNOW I can eat an apple better than you …" Samus retorted.
"Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight!" everyone cried.
"Why I oughtta …" Ganondorf threatened. He reeled back his fist …
"Want some popcorn Samus?" King Dedede jumped in the middle, and then Ganondorf punched Dedede on accident.
"Want some, Ganondork?"
"Ganondorf, stupid …"
"Ganondude?"
"GANONDORF!"
"Ganondong?"
"GANONDORF!"
"Ganondouglass?"
"GANONDORF!"
"Bob?"
"GANONDORF. Wait, Bob doesn't even start with Ganon."
"Ganonbob?"
"I'll take care of this …" Samus said. He killed King Dedede for the fourth time this day. Samus put her arm over Ganondorf's shoulder, and they walked. "This … is the start, of a beautiful, beautiful friendship."
Immunity Challenge #3
"What's happening my main men? Let's get hoppin' to our next Immunity Challenge yo."
"You can stop that now …" Marth muttered.
"It's fun …" whined Master Hand, "I mean, it's not tripping …"
"JUST SPEAK NORMALLY!" said Marth back to his normal self.
"Fine, fine, you always ruin the fun … well, today we'll be catching sheep! How easy is that!"
Samus sharpened her knife. "Catching, ALIVE, sheep."
"Aw …" Samus said.
"What you do, is see those signs? Each represents a team's color. You must bring as many sheep to the kennel. Black, baby sheep are worth one point, white, female sheep are worth two points, and rainbow sheep are worth-"
"Wait, rainbow sheep?" Luigi asked. "Where did you get rainbow sheep from?"
Master Hand flipped a pistol, and blew it. "Breeding …"
"What does a pistol have to do with breeding? And HOW can you breed a rainbow sheep …"
"It's the fun of it that counts. Now, we must have a lot of people sit out. Four people must sit out for Gala Turtle and Forcestar. Who will it be?" Forcestar chose King Dedede, Red, Donkey Kong, and Diddy Kong to sit out. Gala Turtle chose Mario, Marth, Pichu, and Kirby to sit out. "Survivors – are you ready? Go!"
"Hey, you," Game and Watch whispered to the sheep, "I'll give you some money if you go into the kennel."
"Like that's going to work …" scoffed Luigi.
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"How'd you get that sheep in there?" Luigi asked. "Wait … what's a sheep going to do with money?"
Fox was riding a white sheep. "Yee-haw!" he cried, shooting random shots into the air.
"Shooting like that in the air is dangerous …" Samus said.
"Yeah, right. Like I'm going to kill any-"
Fox accidentally shot himself.
Roy was rounding up sheep like no tomorrow.
"How do you do that?" asked Sonic in amazement.
Roy ripped off his shirt. He revealed a skirt!
"Oops … I mean …"
Roy ripped off his skirt. He revealed a farming shirt. Roy ripped off his pants. "Oops, I forgot … I don't have farming pants …"
Roy was sitting there half naked.
"All the sheep are gone!" Master Hand cried. "The battle has ended! Let's count sheep!"
"One, two, four, five, seven …"
Everyone was asleep.
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"Okay, the results are in! Forcestar …" he paused dramatically. "21 points! Gala Turtle … 13 points … Icy … 20 points! Gala Turtle, sorry to tell you this, but you're going to Tribal Council …
Tribal Council (Gala Turtle)
Fox McCloud, Sonic Hedgehog, Mewtwo, Prince Marth, Roy, Mario Mario, Luigi Mario, Kirby, Pichu
"Hi everyone! Time for …Tribal Council! But today is a special Tribal Council ... the voted person will have something special done to them! Whether it's good or bad, no one except the eliminated person will know, but something special will be put in your hands!"
"But tonight – I will reveal something special … the Jury. After this vote (no, the person eliminated this round won't be in the jury) the remaining people will be sent to the Jury. The Jury will vote for something special … the merge. After three people have been collected in the Jury, they will decide who will merge with the other two tribes … meaning only two tribes. Something never done on Survivor Galapagos …"
"But anyways, Pichu, Kirby … how does it feel to be silent? The author never seems to write text for you …"
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"Answer me, please!"
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"Fine, be that way. Anyways, it's time to vote. Pichu, you're up first!"
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"I was just telling you to vote …"
"Oh … okay."
Pichu voted. "Kirby … sorry I voted for you. It's best to rid of the weakest link, I suppose."
Kirby voted. "Pichu … sorry I voted for you. It's best to rid of the weakest link, I suppose."
Luigi then voted, so did Mario. Roy voted too, as did Marth, Mewtwo, and Sonic. McCloud got up, thought, placed a name in the jar, and picked it up and brought it to Master Hand. "Once the votes are ready, the decision is final. The voted out person will be asked to leave the Tribal Council area immediately. Anyone who has the Immunity Idol, should play it now."
Silence.
"I read the votes …" Master Hand said. "First vote: Pichu. Mario. Kirby. Kirby. Pichu. Kirby. Kirby. Kirby. 12th person voted out of Survivor Galapagos: Kirby."
Kirby put out his torch.
Mario Mario: Luigi Mario
Pichu: Kirby, Sonic the Hedgehog, Fox McCloud
Kirby: Pichu, Mario Mario, Roy, Prince Marth, Mewtwo
– Kirby.
"Wait, Kirby. Your job is NOT over yet. Come with me. The rest of you are dismissed to camp …" Master Hand said.
"Kirby, before you leave … I have a secret to tell you. You are NOT actually leaving!"
"Hooray!"
"For tonight only …"
"Aw."
"But for tonight, I request you go to Icy, and hand over the most deserving person this …" Master Hand paused, then dramatically revealed the Individual Immunity Necklace.
"You hand it to the most deserving, got it?"
"Got it!"
Master Hand teleported Kirby to Forcestar's camp, where everyone was sleeping.
"Um, who are you?" asked Ike.
"He's a stalker!" cried King Dedede, "that strawberry from breakfast has been stalking me all day!"
"I'm not a straw-" Kirby began. He then laughed evilly, handed the Immunity Necklace to King Dedede and left.
"WHAT!?" cried everyone from Forcestar.
"See ya suckers …"
