(A/N: Hey, y'all! I've got another fabulous installment of The Glittering Empress for you to read and hate,

I hate this all right.

but first I thought I'd tell you that I'm going to call my fans my subjects from now on. I am an empress, after all. :) )

All hail Empress Tansy. Can I be a knight then? Or is that only for queens?

I will be no Twolegs subject. Become a StarClan cat and maybe then I'll see you as an 'empress', whatever that is.

hcapter Nein

Chapter No.

The Berth

Well, like that isn't ominous.

Ominous? It's just kit birth.

Nothing more horrifying than birth giving.

Empressglitter felt piano in her stomach.

She has got to be huge than if she has a piano in her tummy

She fell ofer on her side. Her tummy opened up and it HURT!

Yeah, no surprise, her stomach just opened up!

Suddenly…Nicepaw and EVILPAW!

What are they doing here?

Kill her.

"Noooo!" Empresspaw cryed, but she was 2 week 2 move.

Nicepaw glared at the pick kat. "I hope u dye!" she hissed, rising a paw 2 scratch her.

We all hope she dies.

Kill her, Nicepaw! KILL!

Evilpaw den leaped at his sister and knocked her over. "Dat is meen, Nicepaw! You can't hurt a she-kat when there giving berth!"

He's got a point.

Nicepaw scratched her brother. "Empressglitter nd her kites must die!"

But why must her kits?

Empresskit wus 2 hurt 2 get away from the fighting cats. Then her kits were born. Their were three of them.

Three kits?

Three kits.

"Wut do you want 2 name them?" Evilpaw esked.

Why are you still here?

"Um…I will name the purple one Redkit, the lite blue 1 Blackkit, and the orange one Whitekit" she sad.

...Purple...blue...orange...

Well their mom is pink. But those names are awful.

Evilpaw nodded. "Those r nice names."

No. They're not.

Den…Nicepaw stol Redkit! She grabbed him and run away! "Hahahaha!" she laffed as she ran.

He's better off that way anyways.

"Sissy com back!" Evilpaw cryed, chasing after her. "That wasnt nice!"

Then Brokenstar padded up to Empressglitter. "Why did Nicepaw steal 1 of my babies?"

Aren't you dead?

He was already dead.

"Cuz…she's EVIL!"

We figured that out early on. But she just saved the kit.

(A/N: Why u no flame me? Is me gud at righting? Why r Empressstar's kits named after rong colors?)

Because Empressglitter is a horrible mother and namer.

And it's funny, at lest we didn't have a rainbow eyed purple cat named Starkit be born