Previously on … Survivor.
Couples start to emerge!
Jigglypuff and Wario were in the bed (simultaneously) as the daylight broke.
Alliances strengthen.
"Look, I found the Immunity Idol! We can use it in case someone tried to vote us off!"
At the free-for-all Reward, teams got their own fresh water. Later, fights emerge too.
"YOU'RE CALLING ME LAZY, AREN'T YOU? I DON'T SEE YOU GETTING UP!"
"I am!" Luigi shouted.
"You're too lazy to pick up a glass of water!"
"UH UH!" he whined, picking up a glass of water.
"You're too lazy to put it in my hands!" Mario cried.
Luigi put it in his hands. "SEE?"
"Sucker …" Mario said, sipping his water triumphantly.
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"Ganondorf, stupid …"
"Ganondude?"
"GANONDORF!"
"Ganondong?"
"GANONDORF!"
"Ganondouglass?"
"GANONDORF!"
"Bob?"
"GANONDORF. Wait, Bob doesn't even start with Ganon."
"Ganonbob?"
Finally, at the Immunity Challenge, Gala Turtle was arisen as the losers. Kirby was soon voted out. Kirby's job was to give the Immunity Necklace to one deserving Forcestar member. For spite, he gave it to King Dedede.
Master Hand teleported Kirby to Forcestar's camp, where everyone was sleeping.
"Um, who are you?" asked Ike.
"He's a stalker!" cried King Dedede, "that strawberry from breakfast has been stalking me all day!"
"I'm not a straw-" Kirby began. He then laughed evilly, handed the Immunity Necklace to King Dedede and left.
Who will be the next people voted out? Who will outwit, outplay, and outlast all the other competitors? Find out … on Survivor Galapagos: Smash Bros Edition.
Day 11
Forcestar
Dedede was happily munching on his daily meal of turtle … presents.
"Aren't you, erm, you know, sick of this stuff … " muttered Ike. "You know that steak's been presented to all of us …"
"Nope, want some?" asked Dedede.
"No thanks …" replied Ike queasily.
"EAT IT!" cried King Dedede.
"I said no." Ike said angrily.
"Fine …" pouted King Dedede.
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"GEF THAT HORRI SUFF OU OF MY MOUF!" cried Ike.
Gala Turtle
"You know … " said Luigi. "Instead of eating all this junk, we could eat that steak over there by the mail box."
"But I don't want to get up … " whined Mario.
"You know … you are a little bit overweight, so a bit of exercise, well, you know, wouldn't hurt … " said Luigi cautiously.
"WHAT!" cried Mario. "Are you calling me … fat?"
"Well … "
Mario cried.
"Maybe a bit … "
Mario bawled.
"you're a bit pleasantly plump …"
Mario sobbed.
"Okay, you're fat."
Mario sobbed harder. "I'm only 102 pounds! That's not a lot!"
Luigi picks up a world record book from nowhere.
Fattest Living Person
Mario Mario – 1,892 pounds
"LIES! LIES! LIES I TELL YOU, LIES!"
Note. This book does not lie. There is an official stamp of non lies presented by the government and checked to make sure all of this is true.
"But … but … but …" Mario sobbed.
"So, does all that tell you that you should get up your butt and work?" Luigi said hopefully.
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"Nope."
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"Lazy …"
Icy
"Look!" cried Wario, "STEAK!"
"Wait!" cried Ness.
"WHAT!?" everyone cried.
"What if there's … a bomb!"
"A bomb in a steak?" Wario said, raising his eyebrow.
"Riiiiiight …" said Falco. "Let's ditch this little liar."
Ness sobbed. "I'm no liar … oh hey, your shoes untied."
"Oh then- my shoes are not untied …" Falco said.
Ness places a bomb in the steak. "Now there's a bomb in the steak."
"Well NOW there is … not when you tol- wait, where'd you get that bomb from?"
"What bomb? Oh you mean that disguise bomb – I mean, um, bomb?"
2 Minutes Later
"Look, hamburgers!" cried Wario.
"What if there's a bomb!" assessed Ness.
"Right …" said Falco. "Just like last time …"
"No, seriously!" cried Ness.
"FINE! LOOK! I'M EATING STEAK!" screamed Falco. He took a bite of steak.
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Falco exploded.
Reward Challenge #4
"Welcome to the next Reward Challenge guys." Master Hand said. "Last idiot, I mean, poor soul voted out of Icy … Kirby."
"Well, anyways, let's play today's challenge. A game … of catch. With a twist."
"Cool!" cried King Dedede. "A twisted ball!"
"Not that you bi- I mean, person. You'll be playing with Assist Trophies! You'll throw Assist Trophies around, if you drop it, you are out! And eaten alive and/or killed! Hooray!"
"Hooray!" everyone cried back.
"Forcestar, pick three people to sit out for this challenge. You cannot choose Red, Game and Watch, Diddy or Donkey Kon-"
"DEDEDE!" everyone cried, even those not on the team.
Lucas and Ganondorf were soon said.
"Gala Turtle, choose two people to sit out. Mario – aww – Marth – AWW – and Pichu – AWW! – cannot sit out."
"Roy and Luigi."
"Okay, we have everyone. Survivors ready – go!"
Master Hand threw the ball at Diddy Kong, who threw it at Ness.
Ness screamed (like a girl), "What if it has a bomb in it?"
"Right, a bomb … " Falco said.
Ness dropped the Assist Trophy. A Bomb-Om came out.
"See, I was right …" Ness exploded. Literally.
"Next!" cried Master Hand, throwing it at Mario.
"CATCH!" cried Gala Turtle.
"Servant, catch … "
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"Fine, I guess I have to do it myself." Mario finally said, picking up the Mr. Resetti on the ground. Mario threw the Resetti.
"It's supposed to be in Trophy form …" mumbled Luigi.
"You shouldn't throw me like that, you know what, say one thousand times I will not throw people because it's very rude. Just shut up, you never stop opening your big mouth and …" Mr. Resetti said.
Four Hours later
"so, next time, brush your teeth more often!" finished Mr. Resetti, going back in his burrow.
Soon, a few people were dropped out as the tedious game continued. It was down to:
Ike, Samus, Captain Falcon, and Sonic.
Samus threw the Assist Trophy at Sonic, high up, it slowly came down. "COME ON SLOWPOKES!" cried Sonic. "I bet I could run around the world by the time it came down!"
Sonic ran.
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Sonic came back to find himself crushed by an Andross.
Captain Falcon flexed his muscles. "Ha ha!"
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"Crap …" Captain Falcon said, eaten alive.
"The winner is … Forcestar! Congratulations! You win … absolutely nothing!"
"WHAT!?" cried Forcestar.
"Fine, fine, if you insist, I'll give you all something …"
Master Hand handed out pictures of him naked.
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All the males (except for King Dedede) screamed.
"How can you be naked?" asked Ness. "You don't have any private parts."
"How do you know?" asked Master Hand, stripping. His glove, that is.
Ness screamed. "Flashing young boys! That's illegal!"
"You're forty-seven!"
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"That's still young …"
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"How come your so short then?" Master Hand inquired.
"It's a disease." said Ness, hiding his steroids package behind his back.
Gala Turtle
Sonic was playing Sonic the Hedgehog.
"Where did you get that video game from? asked Luigi.
"That market, um, down the street." Sonic replied.
"Oh." Luigi said.
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"Where'd you get the money from?" asked Luigi.
"That bank, um, down the street." Sonic replied.
"Oh." Luigi said.
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"Where'd you get that street from-"
"SHUT UP!" screamed Sonic.
"But –"
"If you don't shut up, I'll kill you!"
"NOOOOO! I have family, and kids-"
"You're a virgin …"
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"But what about the –"
"I'M KILLING YOU!" said Sonic. He pushed his finger on the button of his game, and he jumped down the cliff.
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"That's Sonic, not Luigi. …"
"NOOOOOO!" screamed Sonic, "fine, fine …" Sonic took out the Sonic, put in Mario Bros., and killed Mario.
"That's Mario, retard…"
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Sonic cried. "I'm special …" Sonic pouted.
Icy
"I'M THROUGH!" cried Jigglypuff to Wario.
"But-but-but-but-but honey!" Wario stammered.
"I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS! YOU ALWAYS THINK ABOUT YOURSELF!" screamed Jigglypuff. She then mimicked Wario. "Oh, I need to eat food to live. Is LIVING SOME SORT OF EXCUSE!"
"Well, yeah …" Wario said.
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"Okay, then. Bye honey!" Jigglypuff said cheerfully.
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Forcestar
"Lucas," Game and Watch said, "we have to get rid of Ike and Samus."
"Yeah, they're going to run over us, like, like, like-"
"A truck?"
"No, a turtle."
"What does a tur- never mind. Well, anyways, I've got Diddy Kong and Donkey Kong to join us."
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"Ike," Samus said.
"Yeah?"
"They're going to get us … Diddy, DK, Lucas and G and W."
"Chill, Ganondorf and Red are on our side, remember?"
"That's four-four, what about Dedede?"
"He's probably going to vote for someone not even in this battle, so, it might be a tiebreaker unless I can convince someone to join us …"
Individual Immunity Challenge #2
"Okay guys. Welcome to today's Immunity Challenge."
"Hooray!"
"Individual!" Master Hand said cheerfully.
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Crickets chirped.
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"Well, anyways. Yeah, today everyone's going to Tribal Council! Yes!" Master Hand said. "Maybe we can get a chance to get rid of King Dedede …" Master Hand said to himself."
"Those with a big stomach will have a good time. I will set plates of food for everyone – and you must show your mouth, and then you move on to the next round. The first round consists of ten winner. Round Two will have only five winners. Round Three will have four. Round Four has three winners. The Semi-Finals will have two winners. Finally, the Finals will only have one to emerge victorious as."
"So, let's begin!" Master Hand said. "Ahem. Waitress!"
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"WAITRESS!"
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Crazy Hand with a skirt on came into the stage. Everyone laughed. Crazy Hand killed them all.
"How many times do I have to tell you two hands, NO KILLING!" the Cameraman said. "When the camera's on …"
Master Hand revived them all.
"First course!" Crazy Hand said, "escargot!"
"Why do you want the S Car to go, Crazy Hand?" asked King Dedede puzzled.
"No, ESCARGOT." Crazy Hand repeated.
"WHY DO YOU WANT THE S CAR TO GO!?" screamed King Dedede.
"Snails …" said Crazy Hand.
"Oh. Why didn't you say that in the first place?"
"Survivors ready?" asked Master Hand, "go!"
Samus took off her helmet and shoved down the snails fast. King Dedede nervously took a bite. "Delicious!" he cried. King Dedede shoved the rest down.
"I'm hungry!" cried Wario and Mario. They shoved down all their food. "Can I get more, please?" asked Mario.
"No." Crazy Hand said.
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"Please?"
"No!"
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"Please?"
"NO!"
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"You can have mine …" whispered Luigi.
Mario ate it. Master Hand stared at Mario. "Where'd you get that food from?"
"Um. That store down the street …" Mario replied.
"That's my lie!" Sonic cried.
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"I mean truth!" Sonic corrected.
"Whatever …" muttered Master Hand.
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"And the results are in!" cried Master Hand. "The winners are … Samus, King Dedede, Wario, Mario, Luigi (somehow), Ganondorf, Captain Falcon, Ike, Jigglypuff, Mewtwo!"
"Next course …" Crazy Hand said. "Fried spiders marinated in blood … muhahahaha, I mean, um, ketchup, yeah, ketchup."
"Survivors ready? GO!"
Mewtwo ate it in two seconds. "Wow, that ketchup tastes really similar to blood!"
"It is blood!" Crazy Hand said. He cackled evilly.
Mewtwo stared.
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"Can I have more?"
"Sure!"
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King Dedede gobbled the stuff down.
"Does he have any taste buds?" asked Samus, sputtering on the blood, I mean, ketchup.
Wario stared. "Oh, what the heck …" said Wario, gobbling it down.
Luigi cautiously took a bite of the spider.
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"AHHHHHH!" screamed Luigi. "Um, I think it's still alive …"
"The results are in!" Master Hand said. "For Round 3, we have: King Dedede, Wario, Mario, Mewtwo, and Ike!"
"Next meal …" Crazy Hand said. "Turtle, um, stuff …"
King Dedede screamed. He gobbled it down in one hundredth on a second.
"My favorite! More please!" said King Dedede.
"No …"
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"Eat it off my plate!" cried everyone. King Dedede ate it off everyone's plate.
He gobbled it off Wario's, Mario's, and Mewtwo's.
"What about me?" whined Ike.
"For Round 4, there's King Dedede, Wario, Mario, and Mewtwo."
"Meal #4," Crazy Hand said, "salsa!"
"SALSA!" screamed Mario. He ran in circles.
"Wow," said Luigi, "that's the best exercise you've done all week, no, month, no, decade!"
"What's wrong with salsa?" asked Master Hand, raising his non-existent eyebrow.
"I have baaaad, bad memories …" Mario said darkly.
Everything goes fuzzy and everything turns black and white.
"And today's salsa eating winner goes to … Mario Mario!"
Some white glove floating in air pouted – he came in second.
"Oh no …" Little Mario mumbled. "I think …"
Everything goes back to normal color.
"That was the last time they had a salsa eating contest …" Mario said.
"That was you!?" screamed Master Hand.
"Eh, maybe …"
"Well, the winners are King Dedede, Wario, and Mewtwo. The semi-finals!"
"Course #5," Crazy Hand said, "Cheesecake!"
"I don't like cheesecake …" pouted King Dedede. "Too … cheesy … and cakey …"
"So you're telling me," Luigi assessed, "you ate snails, spiders, ketchup-"
"Blood." corrected Crazy Hand.
"Blood, turtle droppings, and salsa – but you won't eat cheesecake?"
"And that's bad how …?" asked King Dedede, his mouth stuffed with cheesecake.
"You're eating cheesecake now …" muttered Luigi.
"No I'm not …" replied King Dedede, half a cheesecake on his plate and the rest on his face.
"Yes you are …"
"No I'm not!" he said, now licking the crumbs off the plate.
"You just finished it!" cried Luigi.
"Now we will have three courses!" Master Hand said to the finalists – King Dedede, and Wario. "One has the Immunity Necklace in it, you must figure out which one."
"We have," Crazy Hand said, "barf, yellow snow, and a not-flushed toilet."
"Yum!" cried King Dedede.
Before they said go, King Dedede gobbled down the yellow snow, and bit into something hard.
"Hooray! I win!"
"WHAT!?" cried everyone except King Dedede.
"He has two Immunity Necklaces …" said Master Hand gawking in horror. "NOOOOOO! Well, see you all in Tribal Council."
Tribal Council (Forcestar)
Ike, Pokemon "Red" Trainer, Samus Aran, Lucas, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Ganondorf, Mr. Game and Watch, King Dedede
"Welcome to today's Tribal Council …" Master Hand said, saddened by King Dedede's miraculous win. "So, who do you think YOU can trust, Ike?"
"I think you can't trust no one-"
"anyone," corrected Lucas.
"Shut up dork. You can't trust anyone, because you never know what might happen."
"Good, good, now it's time for the votes. King Dedede, you're up first."
King Dedede got up, scribbled something illegibly, and then put it in the jar. Game and Watch also got up, and put down a name, and showed it to the camera as tense music played.
"Samus, pack your bags boy …"
"GIRL!" screamed Samus.
"-pack your bags, girl." Game and Watch Finished. Ganondorf got up, and voted. "Good old G and W, you pose a threat to our alliance."
Diddy Kong, Donkey Kong, Lucas, Samus, Red, and Ike all voted, and Ike brought the jar to Master Hand.
"I read the votes. Once the votes are read, the decision is final. The voted out person is asked to leave the tribal council area immediately. Anyone who has the Immunity Idol must play it now or never …"
Tense music and changing camera angles.
"I read the votes …" Master Hand said. "First vote: Samus. Samus. Samus!"
Samus squirmed in her seat.
"Samus! One more vote, and Samus will be 13th person voted out of Survivor Galapagos."
More weird camera angles.
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We interrupt this program for an emergency tornado drill. Please be patient as you watch the pretty colors and loud, annoying beeps go by!"
"13th person voted out of Survivor Galapagos …"
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"SHUT UP!" cried Ike.
"nobody! Because it's a tie breaker between Game and Watch, and Ike!"
"For this challenge, you must un tie this knot. It is the hardest knot in the world, no one to record could untie this knot. Survivors ready? Go!"
Ike cut the rope with a sword.
"13th person voted out of Survivor Galapgos: Mr. Game and Watch …"
"WHAT!? That's cheating! I'll give you fifty bucks if you don't send me out! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!" Mr. Game and Watch screamed.
Ike: Lucas, Game and Watch, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong
Mister Game and Watch: Samus Aran, Ike, Pokemon "Red" Trainer, Ganondorf
Bob: King Dedede
Hey! Cameraman! Fifty bucks for you if you let me back in! Please! Pleeeeease! – Mister Game and Watch
Tribal Council (Gala Turtle)
Fox McCloud, Sonic Hedgehog, Mewtwo, Marth, Roy, Mario Mario, Luigi Mario, Pichu
"Welcome to Tribal-" Master Hand began, and said quickly as Marth opened his mouth, "you're up first Pichu!"
Pichu voted. "Mario, get up and do some work!"
Luigi voted, then Mario voted. "Pichu, get up and do some work! I work all day long, doing things like drinking water. I even get up every few days to stretch! And what do you do!?"
Roy, Marth, Mewtwo, and Sonic voted. Fox voted, and brought the jar to Master Hand.
"I read the votes. Once the votes are read, the decision is final. The voted out person is asked to leave the tribal council area immediately. Anyone who has the Immunity Idol must play it now or never … I read the votes. First vote: Mario. Next vote, Mario. Mario. Mario. Mario. 14th person voted out of Survivor: Galapagos – Mario Mario."
Mario Mario: Everybody
WHAT! YOU ALL VOTED FOR ME! I DO HARD WORK ALL DAY, AND THIS IS WHAT I GET! – Mario
Tribal Council (Icy)
Wario, Captain Falcon, Falco Lombardi, Link, Jigglypuff, Ness
"Welcome to Tribal Council everyone!" Master Hand said.
"Wait, what happened to you." Master Hand counted on his fingers. "Six!" he cried, though he only had five digits.
"Well, whatever. Peach, you're up first-"
"Gone."
"Meta Knight you're-"
"Voted out."
"Zero-Suit Samus?"
"She wasn't even picked …"
" Ness?"
"There we go …"
Ness voted, and so did Jigglypuff. " Ness, time for you to go. It's best for our tribe …"
Link got up, and voted. "Jigglypuff, you're too weak …"
Captain Falcon, Falco, and Wario soon voted. Wario brought the jar to Master Hand.
"Once the decision is made and blah blah blah. Jigglypuff …"
Camera points to Jigglypuff picking her nose.
" Ness. Jigglypuff. Jigglypuff. 15th person voted out of Survivor Galapagos: Jigglypuff."
"NOOOO!" screamed Wario. "ALL THE GIRLS ARE GONE! Wait, there's still Link!"
"I'm a boy stupid …" Link said.
"NOOOOOOO, then." Wario screamed.
Jigglypuff: Captain Falcon, Falco, Link, Ness
NessWario, Jigglypuff
Next time … on Survivor Galapagos: Smash Bros! Edition.
The next challenge is a battle of the brains.
"WHEEL! OF! FOURTUNE!" Master Hand said with enthusiasm.
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Crickets chirped.
"Pssst, you guys are supposed to chant with me …"
