(A/N: I was told I'm not cut-out at writing Trollfics. Believe me, I know.
I still don't get the point of Trollfics and never will understand them.
Hey, this may not be any SSB: Mission from God, Unforgiven Attack on Titan, Starkits Prophecy or even a My Immortal, but it's still pretty funny.
This is much harder than I thought it would be. I have a new respect for troll writers.)
Hence why Ebony Tail isn't updated daily.
Chapter 110
Wait, Chapter 110? Where did the other hundred go?
The Knew leader
Oh I don't like the sound of that.
Dear StarClan...
Empressglitter stromed bak 2 camp. How culd Meanclan just steal her kit lick that? NicePaw and Tansyhert were the biggest meanies EVER!
They saved your kit from you.
Whitkit padded up 2 her moter. "Mama I want me brother bak!"
No. You don't. Trust me.
Where did the third kit go?
"He will come back 2 us someday" Empressglitter mewed. "WE HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT"
No need to freaking scream.
"Yes" Brockenstar sad. "My son will be oka."
I thought NerdPaw claimed them as his kits.
I thought Brokenstar died.
Empresspaw narrowed her eyes. "I ned 2 mak a plan."
"Whut r u going 2 do?" Brokentsar asked.
"I must becom the leeder of Perfectclan."
PerfectClan already has a horrible leader. It doesn't need too.
Moralstar interuped the he-cat. "You must wait until I dye!"
What he said is true.
The pick cat shok her hed. "No. My sun is gone. I must be leader now."
NO YOU DON'T!
What does her son being gone have to do with becoming leader?
"You will not bee teh leader 4 as long as Im alive!" the leader sed.
Well, she is the deputy so when he dies she becomes leader.
"THEN DIE!" Brokenstar screeched. He leaped at Moralstra nd sliced his side. The blak mot died.
Oh my fucking Enkindlers.
Enkindlers?
Mass Effect. I kind of stopped saying that without noticing. I'm getting back into the habit.
"He's dead!" Whitekit meowed. "Now u can bee the leader Mommy!"
She just orchestrated her predecessors death! There has to be a rule against it!
Empressglitter nodded. "I will go 2 the Shinyrock and get my 9 lifes from Starclan. Brokenstar, you will bee my depudy."
BUT BROKENSTAR IS DEAD!
Just don't think about it.
"Wut will u do after u get ur nien lifes?" the tom asked.
"I will destroy Meanclan for being mean!" Den she left the camp.
Wow, a little extreme.
But then…EVILPAW!
"Evilpaw what are you doing here?" Empressglitter qestioned.
"I'm here to kill you, you pink menace."
The red tom luked at her. "I fel bad because my sister stol ur son. Its just that Meanclan feel that u'll be a bad leader. Hopestar mad Nicepaw and I pie on u, and we think u're insane."
She's completely insane! You need to send her into exile to protect the clans!
"THATS SO MEAN!" Empresspaw cryed.
Evilpaw luked down at the ground. "I know, but…I love you. Will…you be…my MAT?"
I already explained why you cant be mats. No one wants to be stepped on.
"GASP!"
I...I Give up...this is just so messed up. Is this what would have happened had Lunarmoon become leader? Please say no.
