(A/N: Good afternoon, subjects. Empress Tansy here with a rather disappointing announcement. Packing to leave college for home is taking longer than I expected,
This was when I realized that Tansy was a college kid. To be honest, I thought she was high school at the oldest until right now.
I don't know...is this a good thing or no?
so this is all you're getting from me today. I don't have time to write a new episode of Win a Date with Nightcloud. I should be back on FF by Sunday, Monday at the latest. So until then, IF I find any time at all to get, it will only be a chapter of this.)
Old news. She's back, that's good.
Chapter 12
The Travel 2 Shinirok
That sounds like some weird non cat name.
"Well" Evilpaw asked. "I will bee a better mat dan Moralstar or Nerdpaw or Brockenstar."
Moralstar dumped her sorry ass.
And then was killed by Brokenstar.
"Moraltsar and I broke up" Empressglitter mewed. "But I still luv Nerdpaw nd Brokenstar."
I am against polygamy, that's the twoleg term, right?
Yep, I think.
The Meanclan cat luked sad. "But I luv u!"
Empresspaw felt bad. "Im sorry. I was being mean. I can love u 2!"
It's like love is an On Off switch for her.
"So ou will bee my mate?"
"Sure!"
Evilpaw bounced happily. "Yay! Oh…I shuld probably mention Hopstar is planing a revolution and is going 2 half u overthrown if u becom leeder.
I know who I'm allying myself with.
MeanClan for the win.
Dumbpaw and Nicepaw r going 2 lead the fite."
I will donate the best warriors from NightClan, MoonClan and DayClan to aid MeanClan. I will try and see if we can get some SunClan warriors out there too.
"Oh NO!" Empressglitter shouted. "Then I need 2 get me nine lifes quick! Lets go 2 Shinyrock!"
It won't do you any good if someone kills you Scourge Style.
They ran and run and ran until there paws hurt. Finally dey got 2 the Shinyrock. It was very shiny.
Thank you for pointing out the obvious.
It made Empressglitter's rainbow eyes sprakle.
*Shudders*
Rainbow eyes are just creepy.
They sparkled lick sparkling glitter dat sparkles.
Evilpaw pressed his fac in2 Empressglitter's fur. "Its beautyful but not as beautyful or prefect as u."
No one gives a shit if she's pretty or not.
She's a PINK FURRED cat with RAINBOW EYES! that's not pretty!
"I am the most beautyful and perfect kat ever aren't I?" Empresskit agreed.
No. No you are not.
I'm sorry but you are far from perfect.
MORALSTAR IS YOUR GRANDPA FOR THE LOVE OF SILVERPELT!
"Starclan better give me my lifes fast
Trust me, it's painful. Very, very painful
so I can prepare Perfectclan 4 the fight wit MeanClan! I still have 2 save me son form that evil Pansyheart…"
Pansyheart? hehe, I don't know if that's her way of being clever of a spelling mistake but it's funny.
"Then get ur lives" Evilpaw said. "Ill be hear when u woke up."
"kk."
Kk? KitKat? KitKat bar? I'm hungry now.
