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(A/N: I'm back! Yay!)
Chapter Thriteene
The Nien Lives
Whenever I see Nien or Nein, I will always think No.
The No Lives.
Empressglitter closet her eyes. She opened hre eyes.
She closed them again, and then opened them again.
Their wer stars! Sparkly tsars! Den Bluestar showd up! And so died Firstar!
Who? Are they the cats from the Lake Clans?
Two ThunderClan leaders.
"OMG, ure Bullstar and Firestar!" Empresspaw sad.
How would she know about them?
"Yes we r" Bluestar meowed. "r u redy 2 get your nine lives? u have 2 defeet Meanclan Empressglitter.
I'm sorry, but why do they care about MeanClan and PerfectClan?
I wish I knew.
We can't let clans think its okay to steal kites!"
Stealing kites is mean! You should buy them or borrow them.
Empressglitter nodded. "Then give me me nine lifes now! Bluestar gave her the fist life. "I give u the life of prefection. Use it 2 be perfect."
I'm sorry, but how is being 'perfect' going to help her clan at all?
The life hurt! It hurt Empressglitter. She didnt now if she culd take it 8 more times!
I know the feeling, the most painful life I got though was the life of Endurance that my mentor/fathers brother gave me, followed by the life that Lunarmoon gave me.
Gaining lives hurt, a lot.
Firstar gave her the next life. "I give u the life of good and moralness.
Use it 2 bee good and moral." It hurt lick lightning!
How would she knew what lightning felt like?
Why would anyone lick lightning?
Den Yellowfang, Leafpool, Crookedtsar, Tallstar, Mististar, Whitetale,
How would she know about them?...aren't three of them still alive? How far into the future is this story?!
I'm more concerned over her bringing them into this.
and Stargleam gave her lifes.
Holyfuckingshit NO! Why Tansy? WHY STARGLEAM?!
Who's Stargleam?
Someone you shall hopefully never meet.
They all hert! It made Empressglitter feel lick jello.
Jell-O is yummy.
How do you know what Jell-O tastes like? You're a cat.
Not telling.
Bluestar then finished teh ceremony. "u will be known as Empressstar
Triple S
from now on. Now that u r the leader u must overthrow Hopestar and unite perfectclan and meanClan.
Why unify the clans? There needs to be TWO clans, not one!
u will have to destroy Nicepaw, dumbpaw, and Tinsyheart cause they r bad and mean cats. Can u do this?"
Why would StarClan issue someone to be killed? They have to be really awful to get that sentence.
"Yes I can! Death to my mean brother! Death to mean Nicepaw! Death to mean Tansyheart!" Empressstar cried.
Death to the Infidels! Death to the traitors! Death to the Mary Sues! Who's with me?!
"I will untie the clans and rain as Empressstar, leaeer of EmpireClan!"
Woohoo, you named the clan after yourself. So great. Not. I'm not impressed at all.
"Empressstar! Empressstar!" the Starclan cats cheered.
Empressstar is an odd name.
(Falme away! Eye right gud!)
No. You do not.
