(A/N: Dang, this is my last pre-written chapter. I need to start writing more...)
I know the feeling. Hence why M.C and I are going to try and write as many chapters of our next Commentary before actually uploading it. We will fail at that
Catper Thriteine
I'm going to hope that is Twoleg for Chapter Thirteen.
That's not even a human language, that's just...something else.
Teh Return 2 PerfetCcan
Hopefully she gets exiled.
Empressstar woke up.
"Did u get ur nein lifes" Evilpaw asked.
Be like Nightstar, don't get the nine lives.
I never understood why Nightstar didn't get his nine lives but Sunstar did? Both Brokenstar and Pinestar were still alive when their predecessors took charge.
The pick cat noded. "I did. Bluetsar told me I must overthrew Hopstar and untie our 2 Clanns.
I'm going to use human language for this; Bullshit she did! why the hell would anyone want to merge two Clans? It's not done!
We must return 2 perfectclan and plan for war!"
Evilnice nodded. "Lets hurry"
Dey run nd ran and run until they got 2 camp.
"Cats I half an announcement" Empressstar cryed.
"I shall be executing myself because I orchestrated the previous leader and deputies deaths."
"Wat is it leeder?" everyone asked.
Teh she-kat glared at them. "We must overthrow Hopetsar, destroy Dumbpaw, Nicepaw, and Tansyheart, and safe Redkit!"
A little extreme for saving a kit.
"Well do it!" they shoutted.
Yes, they said 'well' not 'we'll'. Please not that the wrong word is used, they are not saying that they'll help her, they're telling her to do that stuff, perhaps by herself.
Empressstar den luked at Evilpaw. "Evilpaw is joining Prefectclan cuz I sad so and he has 2 do what I say.
No. He doesn't.
Why does he have to do as she says?
He is me new mate too and I declare that his warrior nam will bee Evilisactuallynice."
I...that is the worst name I ever heard of.
Perhaps even worse than the warrior name Bluestar gave to Brightheart.
"Yay! Good 4 u Evilisactuallynice!" the Clan cheered.
I Feel bad for Evilisactuallynice. I feel really bad for him.
The Brokenstar was sad cause he felt like Empressglitter wus cheeting on him.
She kind of is.
He didnt agree to share her becuz he didn't care about sharing.
Good for him, you shouldn't share mates.
But sharing is caring, and caring is sharing!
I...hate that song...
He wasn't actually nice.
I would think so. He's in the Dark Forest, he's a kitnapper, he beats cats up with toy trains.
Sadly he ran away from Perfectclan 2 go back to the Dark Forest wear he belonged.
Thank you for going home, Brokenstar. You are a ShadowClan cat not a PerfectClan cat.
"Daddy stay here" Whitkite cried but her father wus gone.
He's gone where he belongs.
Empressstar raised her head hihe. "Now let's prepare 4 war!"
So are you in or out?
What is with you and these songs?!
(A/N: Did i right gud? I tired reall herd dis chatper. Ni falmeres plez!)
I...am not going to try and understand that ramble
Flame away!
This is essentially one big flame.
