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Song: Damn you Look Good and I'm Drunk (Scandalous) by Cobra Starship

Chapter 5: Personal Issues

They cornered me downstairs. There I was, watching cartoons, I blink, and suddenly I'm watching Alice looking pissed. Whoa. Major difference there!

"Emmett Cullen!" she shrieked.

"Present."

"You. Are. Such. An. EMO!!!!!!!!!"

"Whoa, mellow down a bit, can you?"

"NO!!!!"

"Ok, then, just yell it to me…" I was getting a little scared now. I may be three times the size of Alice, but she could be scary if she wanted too. Now was one of those times.

She screamed and cursed and ranted for a good ten minutes before Jasper finally came to calm her down. Even he was getting sick of it.

"Yo, Alice, calm down, honey!" he said.

"I. DON'T. Want too…" she was calming down as she spoke. Good ol' Jazz.

"Now, you tell Emmett what you want to say, calmly and slowly."

I sat up; I needed to listen to this.

"Emmett, darling. I think your issue right now with your, preppy-ness… is your personal attitude."

Jasper snickered at that.

"What?" Alice asked.

"So, you're saying that Emmett is having personal issues!" He and Edward, who heard our entire conversation due to vampire hearing and mind reading, cracked up. I hoped they were having a good laugh at my expense now, because tomorrow, they were so dead.

"Shut up, Jasper."

"Shuttin' up."

Short, I know. Deal with it. If I am in a nice mood I'll post another chappie tonight. If you review, I get bored or online window-shopping, and if I feel like it.

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