Hey, here's another chapter. I don't feel like Author's Noting…
Song: Number Five With A Bullet and You Know How I Do by Taking Back Sunday
Disclaimer: Is my name Stephenie? No. Is my last name Meyer? No. Do I own Twilight? No.
Chapter 6: Un-emo-fication
After everyone had a good laugh at my expense, Alice grabbed my arm and pulled me back up to her room.
For a small vampire, she's pretty strong.
She sat me down on her pink, Barbie bed and set up a projector onto the only wall not completely covered by magazine covers, pictures of clothes, and clothes. How she got the shirts and pants to stay up, I have no idea.
The lights dimmed. Magic!
She strapped my hands to the bed and ankles to the floor. I was too curious to try to resist.
Click. The projector turned on.
Suddenly hundreds on pictures bombarded me. Happy, preppy, American Eagle, Hollister models, and many other unmentionable things.
I shudder at the thought!
… Five hours later… and many, many, many more pictures later…
Click.
The projector stopped.
The lights turned back on.
I didn't move.
I couldn't move!
They kept coming. My subconscious couldn't take it! It had to dispose of some older images and ideas to make room for the new ones.
I could feel Maddy, Meredith, my other emo friends, black dye and nail polish, Hot Topic, and other gothic things being wiped from my mind.
It felt good.
Freeing!
I felt free! I was back to me! Preppy, happy, all around good guy! Yay!
"Kiss me! I'm Irish!" I said to Alice. Yeah, I was that happy.
"You're not Irish, Emmett, darling. You're… well, I'm not exactly sure what your ethnicity is… and no way am I kissing you."
I laughed, twirled, and did a leap for joy. "Whee! I'm so alive!"
Alice clapped her hands together like she was dusting off some dirt. "A job well done, if I don't say so myself."
"Yay! I'm un-emofied!!!!!!!!"
I crashed out of her room and ran to Rosalie. "Rosy! I'm back, baby! Kiss me, I'm Irish!"
She rolled her eyes at the end of my exclamation, but kissed me anyway.
"Awww, you two are so cute when you make up," Alice was standing next to us.
"Shut up, Alice," Rosalie said.
"Shuttin' up."
Tomorrow was school. I was so ready to be back in not-black!
"Wheee!!!! I love life!!!!1."
Alice and Rosalie rolled their eyes, but smiled. Hey, I was happy again. What wasn't to smile about????
There, a happy chappy! I figured Emmett's been emo long enough, he needed a.. I forget the word… but w/e…
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