Quick Question for those reading Ebony Tail before we do the next chapter; just how wrong/fucked up do you think we should go for the story? Should we go all the way into stupidness/wrongness? We're asking you that so we don't lose readers for crossing a line.
(A/N: I know you guys suggested names, but I named the kits before you did!
Good for you?
And I chose these names on purpose (there is an important reason for the names).
I like important reasons!
Anyway, y'all seem to really like this story. I have no idea why.
Neither do I, neither do I.
Sometimes I wonder why I'm even writing this thing.)
So do I.
Chapter 16
Teh Strugle
"How can I bee expecting kites at a tim lick this?" Empresskit whaled.
I know right? Rude for the kits, huh?
Evilisactuallynice srugged. "I dont now but I'll bee a gud father. I primose."
No. You won't.
I hope he's a good father, also, what happened to Nerdpaw?
"Yay! I'm gonna 2 have baby borthers and sitters" Whitkit meowwed.
No one cares, Whitekit, now go back to being quiet.
The leeder narrowed he eyes. "I'm going 2 talk 2 Doctorwho. Evilisactuallynice strat plnning our next batel. We half 2 attak Meanclan be4 dey attack us."
They already ATTACKED you, you bees for brain idiot!
Didn't Doctorwho get the fuck out of there?
"Yes me luv" the depputy meowed.
No, my hate.
Empressstar padded 2 Doctorwho's den. "Doctorwho I'm prengant!"
There is no Doctorwho in there, he left, remember?
Who's the medicine cat now? No one?
Den she rememembered she had banished him 4 having kites and braking teh Warrior Cod.
If only he hadn't fathered kits, than Empressstar wouldn't have been born and we'd all be happy. This is all his fault.
My dad tinks he can just brake the warior code and get away wit it? Not under me control!
Good thing he's not under your control
I gess I'll just half the kits on my won den.
And hopefully die of bloodloss.
Seh went 2 the forst and had the kites.
The forest isn't her den...wait...just never mind.
Their were 2 of them.
Two kits?
What StarClan awful name will she bestow upon them?
One wus orange. She namd him Firekit. One wus a drak brown taby. She named him Tigerkit.
Firekit and Tigerkit? Those are pretty decent names and match their appearance.
Tigerkit and Firekit. Please don't be the reincarnation of Tigerstar and Firestar.
But den…Niceisactuallyevil!
But then Niceisactuallyevil killed Empressstar and saved us all.
"I new u were going 2 have mor kites" she groled at Empresspaw.
How would she know that?
No idea.
The pinck he-cat was confused. "How did u now?"
We're wondering the same thing Pink Wonder.
"cause Im still a spy! And now I'm goin 2 take dese kits and rise them alongside mine in meanCla" then Niceisactuallyevil grabed teh kits and ran of.
They are better off in MeanClan.
"MOOOOOOOO!"
Empressstar! You are not a cow! No mooing for you!
(A/N: Did somebody turn into a cow? Does Empressstar regret sending her parents away? Are Firekit and Tigerkit going to be good and moral or evil? So many questions...
Falmer waay!)
