"Why's Kabuto going to the Hokage's place?" Iruka asked confused, "He can't be in love with Tsunade, can he?"
"I dunno…anything's possible these days…" Anko replied, putting her Lil Iruka teddy safely in her pocket.
Iruka put his Mini Anko teddy away and kept close to Anko. Being near Anko was nice anyway; he could smell her faint sweet perfume and feel the heat radiating from her body.
Anko and Iruka ran into the Hokage's place after the cheerful Kabuto and hid carefully as walked he through the corridors and then stopped outside a door. Kabuto stroked his hair nervously and then knocked a gently.
A muffled voice said, "Just a minute…" and Iruka and Anko's heart pounded faster and faster as they waited for someone to emerge and greet Kabuto.
"No way…" Iruka mumbled as his eyes widened in shock.
"Another guy!" Anko muttered, "Kabuto's definitely gay!"
Kabuto embraced the young man who'd opened the door and then they started snogging each other passionately.
"I-I can't believe it…" Iruka said in disbelief, "I never would have thought…Izumo just seemed like such a sensible…and straight guy…"
"Looks can be deceiving Iruka-baby…" Anko sighed and turned away from the two snogging guys, "…what a waste!"
"You're darn right!" Orochimaru said quietly, whilst hugging the shocked Iruka tightly.
"Anko-sama…help!" Iruka mumbled as he wriggled free from Orochimaru's loving grasp.
"Orochimaru!" Anko hissed, pulling Iruka to her side, "What are you doing here!"
"Well duh! I followed you…" Orochimaru replied, rolling his eyes and flicking his hair in a girlishly bored fashion.
"Orochimaru…If you still like Kabuto, why don't you just go and make up with him?" Anko asked impatiently.
"Hn! Why would I do that? Kabuto was the one who broke up with me, so he has to be the one to come crawling back to me, not the other way around."
Anko and Iruka sighed and turned back to check on Kabuto, who was still sliding his mouth all over Izumo's blushing face.
"Ew…" Iruka moaned, looking away quickly.
"Damn it…" Anko whispered, "They're in love…that means it'll be hard getting him back with the snake freak.
"Excuse me…I'm still here." Orochimaru mumbled, stroking Iruka's hair.
"Ew get off!" Iruka screamed as Anko helpfully grabbed Orochimaru and flung him into the direction on Kabuto and Izumo.
"Wha-?" Izumo grumbled, as a very heavy Orochimaru slammed into him.
"Izumo-sama!" Kabuto said, grabbing Orochimaru by the neck and pulling him up, "Orochimaru…I told you, we are over!"
Anko and Iruka watched from behind the wall and they actually felt a little sorry for Orochimaru, as tears were welling up in his snake eyes.
"I-I…Kabuto-kun!" Orochimaru wailed, as Kabuto left him grabbing the dazed Izumo's hand and disappearing in the room in front of them.
"Kabuto-kun!" Orochimaru screeched like a banshee and started pounding on the locked door.
"Hey…what are you doing here?" Kotetsu said from behind Iruka and Anko, giving them a heart attack.
"Oh…um…"
"Spying on them eh?" Kotetsu grinned cheekily, as Iruka and Anko straightened themselves out.
"Look Kotetsu…" Anko said sadly, "Will you help us get Kabuto and Orochimaru back together…if we don't, Orochimaru won't stop hounding Iruka-baby…"
Kotetsu rubbed his chin thoughtfully, "Hmm…Iruka-baby and Orochimaru…that's a cute coupling."
"Why you!" Anko said angrily kicking Kotetsu somewhere extra painful.
"OW!" Kotetsu screamed and slouched to the floor grabbed his injured area, "You psycho woman! I was only joking!"
"Yes…she tends to like aiming for those parts…" Orochimaru mumbled, now that he had returned to Iruka's side and was leaning his head on his shoulder.
"Orochimaru! GET OFF MY IRUKA-BABY!" Anko screamed, grabbing Iruka's arm and pulling him towards herself.
"No! My Iruka-baby!" Orochimaru moaned like a child and grabbed Iruka's other arm.
Kotetsu stood up, feeling rather amused, "Hn. You guys are so stupid."
"You've got to help us!" Iruka whined as the two people yanked on his arms, "Please Kotetsu!"
"Why should I?" Kotetsu asked cocking his head cutely to one side, "Izumo is my friend…and if he's happy with Kabuto, then why should I break him up?"
Anko let go of Iruka, making him fly onto Orochimaru. She walked really close to Kotetsu, who sweat dropped and backed up against the wall. Anko was burning with pure feminine anger, "Kotetsu…" she said through gritted teeth.
"Um…" Kotetsu's eye's widened as the furious woman brought her face inches from his.
"You WILL help us…or ELSE!" She said in the scariest voice Kotetsu had ever heard.
Iruka was sprawled backwards on top of a very happy Orochimaru who was hugging him and cooing, "Iruka-baby!"
Anko turned around, fire in her eyes and Kotetsu felt relieved as Anko went over to Orochimaru and stood on his face.
Iruka broke free and ran up to Kotetsu, who was still nervously stuck to the wall.
"You see Kotetsu…" Iruka whispered, as Anko started slapping Orochimaru several times, "…because Kabuto and Orochimaru are not together…all hell has been let loose!"
Kotetsu nodded, "Yeah…poor Orochimaru…"
After Anko had slapped Orochimaru about a hundred times and then stepped on his sensitive area, she returned to Iruka leaning on his shoulder and breathing heavily.
"Um…I'll help get Izumo away from Kabuto…" Kotetsu mumbled, as Anko shot him a look that said, "Well punk!"
"Arigato!" Iruka said as Anko hugged him her expression turning from psycho chick to cute upside down 'U' eyes.
Kotetsu walked over to the door in which Kabuto and Izumo were behind, he knocked a few time, but no one answered.
Iruka and Anko walked past the unconscious pulp that was Orochimaru and joined in with the knocking.
Kotetsu put his ear on the door and his cheeks turned a shade of magenta.
"Um…maybe we shouldn't disturb them…" Kotetsu suggested, backing away from the door.
"Oh no you don't!" Anko said, pulling him back, "Don't you have a spare key to this room or something?"
"Yes but…" Kotetsu mumbled as Iruka put his ear on the door to listen.
He could hear Izumo happily mumbling, "No Kabuto No…" And Kabuto screaming, "Heh Heh! YEAAAAAAAAAH!"
Iruka face turned pink to match Kotetsu's and they stared at each other helplessly as Anko turned out all of Kotetsu's pockets looking for the key.
"Anko-sama…" Iruka whispered, touching her shoulder, "…I don't think you should…"
"Ah Ha!" Anko screamed happily as she found a key and thrust it into the lock.
The door clicked and Anko yanked the door open.
Anko dropped the key and the three stared shocked at the scene before them. Kabuto and Izumo were both half naked and were each holding some cards.
"S-Strip Poker!" Orochimaru wailed, bursting into the room, "You never played that with MEEEEEEE!"
Kotetsu and Iruka sighed in relief and watched as Anko stormed past Orochimaru and grabbed Kabuto by his ear.
"Ow! Bitch what the hell…OW!" Kabuto yelled, as Anko grip increased.
"Look here you little shit…" Anko said menacingly as everyone stared in shock and slight amusement.
"Get off!" Kabuto demanded, pulling his head away, but Anko pulled it back.
Anko positioned her mouth directly over his burning red ear and hissed, "If you DON'T stop messing around with Izumo…and you DON'T get happily back with Orochimaru…I will-"
"You'll what!" Kabuto sneered, challenging her.
"Oh shit…" Kotetsu said covering his eyes.
"Anko-sama wait!" Iruka shouted, running towards her.
Izumo just sat there feeling shocked and Orochimaru grinned mumbling something about Kabuto deserving it.
"YAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!" Kabuto screamed, his eyes watering at the immense pain that shot through his privates.
Anko having stared into the cocky eyes of Kabuto for long enough, had decide to take further action and painfully stepped on him.
"GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OFFFFFF!" Kabuto screamed, as he twitched in agony.
"…If you don't get back with Orochimaru, I'll personally cut off you're odangos, put them on a skewer in a barbeque and feed them to the dogs…" Anko said airily, checking her nails.
"Way to go Anko!" Kotetsu laughed from behind Iruka, who just had funny look on his face as he made a mental note never to make Anko angry, ever.
"Fine! Fine! Just GET OFF!" Kabuto wailed.
Anko calmly walked over to Orochimaru, "He's all yours…"
Orochimaru actually hugged Anko then, and all the guys watched in surprise as she grinned and hugged him back.
"Arigato Anko-sama!" Orochimaru said happily, wiping the tears from his eyes, "If I ever have trouble with my men ever again…I'll come straight to you."
Anko smiled and watched as Orochimaru skipped over to Kabuto and picked him up bridal style.
"Stupid woman…" Kabuto mumbled under his breath, caressing his lower area, "I think she broke it!"
Orochimaru and Kabuto left and Izumo stood up and walked over to Kotetsu, "Um…guess I'm back to being single again…" He mumbled sadly.
Anko patted Izumo on the shoulder and whispered cheerily, "I wouldn't be so sure about that…" and then she shot a look at Kotetsu.
As Iruka and Anko left the Hokage's place, Iruka could hear Kotetsu screaming, "No, you've got it all wrong! We're just friends! You can't…AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
Anko however was oblivious to Kotetsu's screams and linked arms with Iruka as they made their way back to Iruka's apartment.
"Iruka-baby…" Anko purred as they she comfortably on top of Iruka in an arm chair, "…Do you think I could stay the night again?…"
Iruka grinned, "Of course Anko-sama…"
Anko and Iruka embraced in a long and pleasant kiss, whilst the clock struck 8pm.
"Mmm…" Iruka mumbled, as Anko pulled Iruka's bobble off and ran her fingers through his loose hair.
"HI YAR!" A voice screamed and then Anko was knocked onto the floor.
"What the?" Anko moaned, looking up as a masked figure leapt in her place with Iruka.
"GET OFF MY IRUKA!" Anko screamed, pulling the figure away.
"A-Anko!" Iruka yelled, pushing the figure away as it tried to kiss him.
Anko wrenched this intruder off and flung him to the ground.
"Who the hell are you!" Iruka said exasperated, as he got up and stood next to Anko.
The figure cackled and looked up, the intruder was definitely feminine, as the silhouette her curves could just about been seen in the darkness of the living room.
"Look here bitch!" Anko said threateningly, "I've had enough of freaks trying to manhandle Iruka-baby today, so just back off okay!"
The figure stood up, her mask a bit like Kakashi's, but it didn't cover both of her eyes.
"Hn. Anko…don't you remember me?" The masked woman asked calmly.
"W-What…could it be?" Anko mumbled, her eyes widening in shock.
"Yes…It is I, you're long lost twin sister…Wanko!"
"Pfft! WANKO!" Iruka exploded in uncontrollable laughter.
Wanko gave Iruka a dirty look, "You dare mock MY name!"
"W-Wanko! Pfft! Haahahahahaaa!" Iruka, clutched his aching sides continued laughing.
"Damn you!" Wanko screamed hurtling herself at Iruka and strangling him.
"A-Anko ack…W-Wanko haha is haha…ack" Iruka was laughing whilst being strangled and it resulting in Iruka choking and going blue in the face.
"Wanko you bitch!" Anko yelled, strangling her sister.
After a few more minutes of struggling, strangling and choking the three people broke apart. Iruka coughing and wheezing as oxygen made it's way back into his windpipe and the twin sisters glaring at each other evilly.
"Anko…" Wanko growled rubbing her neck, where a pink choker had appeared from Anko strangling her so hard, "Give me you're man and I'll go quietly and never return…"
"AS IF!" Anko yelled, grabbing Iruka and standing in front of him protectively.
Wanko took off her mask, she looked just like her sister, except her hair was blue and it was tied in a long untidy plait.
"I hate you Onee-chan…" Wanko mumbled angrily, "You got the better name, you got the better life…and now you've got the better man!"
Iruka stared from one sister to the other, perhaps he was dreaming, who would in their right mind name their child 'Wanko'?
Suddenly Iruka burst out in laughter again, "Pfft…Willy Wanko and the chocolate factory!"
Wanko narrowed her eyes and was about to attack again, when Anko stood menacingly in front.
"You can't have MY man!" Anko said, bringing out a kunai.
Wanko did the same, "Oh…but dear Onee-chan…I want him…I WANT TO KILL HIM!"
And with that Wanko charged forwards, with Anko ready to defend her giggling boyfriend.
