"Wanko!" Anko hissed angrily.
"Wanko?" Gekkou chuckled.
Wanko's face turned a furious red in the doorway.
"What? Who's a wanker?" Genma asked curiously.
"Grr!" Wanko said sitting herself next to Iruka, "Whoever laughs at MY name DIES!"
"Your name's wanker!" Genma screamed hysterically.
KER-PLUNK
Wanko pulled Genma to the floor by his hair.
"YAOW!" Genma yelled angrily, "What the fu-"
Wanko brought her face close to Genma's, "You gotta die!"
"Hey Wanko…" Anko said calmly, "Did you just come to say hello, or is there another reason?"
"Hn!" Wanko retrieved her joker card from the counter and grinned, "I came here to make a challenge dear Onee-chan…"
"Onee-chan!" Genma said quietly, biting furiously on his toothpick stifling his hysteria.
"Well…'cough', they do look similar…" Gekkou mumbled, looking from sister to sister.
"The challenge is a game of killer poker!" Wanko announced, slamming a deck of battered old cards on the counter.
"What the hell is 'killer poker'!" Anko asked irritably, taking a large sip of her sake.
"It's just like normal poker…but…" A malicious grin flashed across Wanko's face, "…but when you lose, you don't lose money, or clothes…"
"But what do you lose then?" Iruka asked worriedly as the two sisters glared at each other.
"You lose blood." Wanko plainly stated, an air of satisfaction in her voice.
"You're twisted Wanko." Anko mumbled.
Wanko began shuffling her cards, "I know."
"Wait, 'cough' wait." Gekkou interrupted, "You can't use those…use these."
Wanko narrowed her eyes angrily as Gekkou brought out his usual deck of pretty gold-rimmed cards, "Fine."
"B-But Anko-sama…blood! I-It's dangerous! You can't play this!" Iruka said desperately staring at Anko's face.
"Don't be silly Iruka-baby…I'll never lose to HER!" Anko replied, not taking her eyes off her sister.
"Oi! Oi! Not here you don't!" The bartender said angrily, "I'm not having any blood spillin' 'ere!"
And so the group of ninja went back to Iruka's apartment, Genma and Gekkou carried the unconscious Kakashi between them.
"Please Anko-sama! I don't wanna see you get hurt!" Iruka pleaded on the way to his apartment.
"Then don't look!" Anko snapped, she was determined and her mind was definitely made up.
Genma put Kakashi to sleep in Iruka's bed and entered the living room, where Iruka was nervously watching as Anko and Wanko sat cross legged on the wooden floorboards, still glaring at each other. The whole walk over to Iruka's apartment had probably been a staring contest for them.
Genma and Gekkou each sat in an armchair, whilst the panicking Iruka was sitting next to Anko, shaking his head and biting his lip.
"Okay Onee-chan…" Wanko said shuffling the cards, "…this is how it works…we play poker…loser gets a little cut with the kunai…who ever gives up or passes out from blood loss first loses…"
"But then what's the point!" Iruka asked frustrated, "…You just end up hurt! Nothing good will come out of it!"
Wanko smirked, her mouth stretched all the way across her face, she might even beat Orochimaru in an unnaturally HUGE mouth contest.
"The point is dear Iruka…" Wanko said, her eyes twinkling mischievously, "…that we'll get to see who is the stronger out of us two…and the winner will get you…"
"ME!" Iruka screamed loudly, making Genma and Gekkou jump, "W-Why me!"
Anko sighed, "Sorry Iruka-baby…this is just something between me and Wanko…a sibling rivalry thing…but don't worry I'll win!"
Iruka frowned, one of the deepest frowns he's probably frowned ever and hung his head as the game begun.
The first round went to Anko, she had a royal flush, whist Wanko had complete and utterly crap set of cards.
"Damn you!" She cursed as she held her hand out for Anko to slice it.
Anko took a kunai out from behind her, and stabbed Wanko's thumb with it.
The wound was no more than a bad paper cut, but Wanko creepily sucked on her thumb as if she enjoyed the taste of her own blood.
"Heh…the games only just begun, eh?" She said cheerily as Anko shuffled the cards.
In the second round Anko was yet again victorious, Wanko swore as Anko cheerily sliced Wanko's palm this time. This wound was a lot deeper and warm blood began trickling onto the floorboards and onto Gekkou's cards.
"Hmm…thank God they're water-proof!" Gekkou grumbled as the blood ran over Wanko's two of hearts.
"I still can't believe her name's wanker!" Genma whispered hysterically, as the next round began.
Wanko winced as she tried to hold the cards in her hand, "That's why you cut my hand, eh?" she asked admirably as pain shot through her hand when the cards accidentally brushed against her wound.
Anko smirked, "You can always quit if it hurts too much."
"Hn." Wanko sneered as she changed a card.
Anko sweat dropped, as did Iruka, Anko wasn't doing well in the next round.
"Show hand." Wanko declared after catching sight of Anko and Iruka's frowning faces.
Anko showed her set of cards and Wanko grinned evilly, Anko had no matching sets or pairs, whilst Wanko had two pairs of ace and kings.
"Here…" Anko said airly holding out her hand.
"Oh…but Onee-chan…I don't want to hurt your beautiful hands…"
"Well then what the hell do you plan to do?" Anko said impatiently.
"I plan to cut up your precious ass instead…"
Iruka started choking and Genma opened his mouth so wide, his toothpick fell out.
"M-My ass!" Anko asked angrily.
"You heard…now stand up so I can do it!" Wanko ordered standing up.
The three men then watched in horror as Anko stood up too and turned around so that her back faced her sister.
"N-No Anko-sama!" Iruka yelled, standing in between the sisters, "Wanko! Cut my ass instead!"
Wanko giggled hysterically, "Oh no Iruka-kun…I couldn't do that! This kunai is for Anko only!"
Anko grabbed Iruka tightly on the shoulder and smiled, "Don't worry Iruka-baby…wounds heal…I'll be fine!"
Anko turned around again and Wanko, in one smooth action sliced her left buttock through her clothes.
Anko winced and then said cheerily, "Well onto the next round then!"
However, during the next round Anko could no longer sit, due to the stinging pain in her ass, so instead she kneeled rather uncomfortably.
"You can always quit!" Wanko said grinning from behind her set of cards.
Anko grinned too, "Hn…I'd never give up."
Anko was swapping some of her cards and everyone was watching intently, when a half drunken, half asleep Kakashi lumbered into the room.
"Ooh! A parrrrrrty!" Kakashi mumbled, making his way towards Genma.
"Oh no, I ain't letting you kiss me again!" Genma said diving out of his seat and running over to Gekkou.
"Aww…no one loves meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…" Kakashi mumbled sadly, tripping over Wanko.
"Why you basta-" Wanko screeched as the jounin fell on her, crushing her injured hand.
"YAOOOOOOOOOW!" Wanko screamed, pulling her hand from under Kakashi and then with her other hand she slapped him across the face.
"Ow…That hurt…" Kakashi grumbled from a heap on the floor.
"Kakashi!" Iruka said worriedly, helping him to Genma's evacuated seat.
Genma was now perched on the arm of the other armchair, next to Gekkou, who was frowning at the poor sight of Kakashi.
"Who the hell is he!" Wanko asked furiously, cradling her hand.
"He's Kakashi and you have no right to slap him Wanko." Anko said angrily, as Iruka patted Kakashi on the shoulder checking if he was all right.
"Hn! Whatever!" Wanko said, picking up her cards, which had luckily fallen face down.
"Show hand." Anko said before Wanko could even move.
Wanko frowned she'd lost again.
"Heh…revenge time don'tcha think?" Anko said readying her kunai.
Wanko stood up hesitantly and Anko slashed her butt with her kunai, but nothing happened.
"Your pants are too thick!" Anko moaned, "Take them off."
Wanko narrowed her eyes and was about to pull her leather pants down, when Kakashi screamed, "Yay! Take them off!"
Wanko turned around a kunai in her hand and hissed, "What did you just say!"
Iruka panicked and covered Kakashi's mouth with his hand.
"Ow! He bit me!" Iruka wailed a second later.
"I SAID YAAAAAAAAY TAKE THEM OFF!" Kakashi giggled, swaying dangerously.
"You perverted little bastard!" Wanko screamed diving at Kakashi.
The other sober ninjas sprung into action, Anko and Genma grabbed Wanko and Gekkou and Iruka stood protectively in front of the giggling Kakashi.
"Grr! Let me go!" Wanko hissed, "The one thing I hate more than people making fun of my name is PERVERTS!"
"Wanko! You're playing ME remember!" Anko shouted, her grip tightening.
"Heh, heh Wanko?" Kakashi mumbled from behind Gekkou and Iruka.
"Kakashi Ssh!" Iruka said desperately, but it was too late.
"HEH! HEH! WANKO! IT HAS THE WORD WANK IN IT!" Kakashi screamed psychotic giggles having taken over his body.
"Y-You YOU! DIE!" Wanko screeched breaking free from Anko and Genma's grasp and plunging through Gekkou and Iruka.
"Noooooo!" Genma screamed.
"Kakashi!" Iruka yelled spinning round quickly.
Everything seemed to be moving in slow motion, Anko and Genma leapt forwards after Wanko, as did Iruka and Gekkou, but none of them made it.
Wanko lunged herself into the armchair and her kunai thrust down hard.
"Kakashi! No!" Anko gasped.
"K-Kakashi…" Iruka trembled.
Genma and Gekkou froze.
Wanko cackled triumphant and evil…
