"So, how is she?" Spades asked, leaning towards Cometblaze with a sly smile on her face.
The red tom leaned away from her, confused and trying to keep his personal space bubble up, "How is who?" he asked.
"Blueflame," she said grinning, "we didn't see her in chapter twenty-two, only a mention of her."
He glared at her, "What's it matter to you?" he asked her, "And for your information, she's doing great Thanks for asking, she's not fond of moving into the den and giving up warrior duties for a while, but she's got company being with Songheart."
"I still can't believe you two managed to get that far," Spades said, holding back her laughter.
That earned a glare from Cometblaze, "Speaking of 'going far', let's get onto the chapter and see how Empressstar went too far in fighting."
(A/N: We're almost at the end of this. Only one more chapter and an epilogue. We're almost done with this horrible tale.)
Are we doing the epilogue?
I don't think so, I mean the epilogue isn't really trollish so, I don't know.
Chapter 18***
"NOOOO!" Dumbissmart cryed staring at Niceisactuallyevil's body. "u killded my mat! How dar u kill her!"
Wait, Niceisactuallyevil is dead? Did we miss something last chapter? Did we miss a chapter or something?
I don't think we did.
Empresstar smilled. "She wus evil. She stoled my kites,so I stealed her live.
I think this deserves a true 'What the Fuck, hero?' moment.
You don't need to kill to win a fight...it said so in the Warrior Code.
Ive won brother. It's ofer."
It's never over!
Dumbissmart glared at teh she-kat. "I've still got tree of ur kits and u'll never get dem bak. Tansyhart and I will fite 2 keep them as far way form u as possible."
Get a lawyer, I happen to know one who specializes in custody battles with Mary Sues, his name is M.C. The Mary Sue never wins when he's the other sides lawyer.
...isn't that because he threatens the judge with burning his house down, burning this car down and burning his dog down?
That's why he never loses a case. Judges are to scared of what he'll do if he loses.
"I am teh leeder of Empireclan!" Empresskit snrarled. "I demand u give me me kits!"
Well, she does love her kits, in a way. She wants them back.
"NEVER!" teh boring brown mot growled.
He's not boring.
The pick he-cat then turned 2 face her warrriors. "Wildflam and Firestom and Sunmuffin and Ashfone and Blueberry and Tacobreath- get me kites!"
Aren't your kits more important than kites?
Kits will never be more important than kites.
The warriors den stromed inw the nersery where they encontered a furoscious monster.
What kind of monster?
A ginger qeen foght lick a lion and chassed the former perfectClan warriors out off her den.
A queen protecting kits is the scariest thing a warrior will ever face.
Tinsyheart leeped at Blubarry and landed on the he-cats bak digging her claws in2 Blueberrys shoulders.
Go Tansyheart! WOO!
Teh queen's own kits Star nd Mallow, fught alongside they're muther as well.
I'm questioning how her own kits know how to fight.
Brokenstar must be in MeanClan.
They lunched demselfes at Firstorm and fought wit as much strenth as there mother. The Redkit and Firekit and Tuggerkit cam out of the nursery.
"Me kits" Empressstar cryed. "Come 2 Mummmy!"
Don't go to mommy!
It's the worst choice you'll ever make.
"No" Redkit hissed. "We want 2 stay with Tonsyhert nut u."
Her kits are smart. Respect.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Dramatic no GO!
It must be heartbreaking, your own kits don't want to be with you.
(A/N: Isn't this awful? Hehe. Flame away!)
This story sucks. There, is that a flame? You got your flame.
I still like it, next chapter is last chapter.
