End of Poker Start of Fire

"Heh! Got you now bastard!" Wanko said happily as her kunai sank deep into Kakashi's chest.

"Hmm…that kinda would hurt…" Kakashi mumbled cheerily, "…but y'know…it actually doesn't!"

"W-What!" Wanko said furiously as the man in front of her poofed and turned into a cushion.

"Phew! He used the replacement technique…" Iruka said wiping the sweat from his forehead.

"WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU BASTARD!" Wanko screamed, the disappearance of her prey increasing her anger.

"I'm over here!" Kakashi said cheerily wobbling behind Anko.

"Wow…even when he's drunk he can do jutsus!" Genma said admirably.

"Hey…are you like…um…a stripper?" Kakashi mumbled, leaning on Anko as his legs were a bit unsteady.

The vein in the corner of Wanko's head pulsed madly and her face turned red as she growled, "Y-You are definitely…gonna die…TONIGHT!"

Anko brought two kunais out and said calmly, "If you attack Kakashi…you forfeit our game…I win…and you leave for ever!"

Wanko took a deep breath, grinned defiantly and put her kunai away, "Hmm…wouldn't want that would we?"

The ninjas relaxed as Wanko pulled down her pants, to reveal some very nice black lingerie.

Genma and Iruka turned away to prevent getting a nosebleed, whilst Gekkou just coughed purposely and stared at Kakashi instead.

"Ooh…nice pan-" Kakashi mumbled, but Anko slapped her hand over his mouth.

"Be a good boy Kakashi and be quiet okay?" Anko said kindly, Kakashi smiled and then nodded.

Anko drew her kunai across Wanko's pale ass and then kneeled down to resume the game.

Wanko then flinched as she pulled her pants back up, and also kneeled down, as the blood trickled down her leg.

"Oh no! The stripper's hurt!" Kakashi suddenly said sadly.

"Grr!" Wanko said clenching her fist, "Shut him up! Or I WILL kill him!"

Iruka pulled Kakashi back over to the armchair and sat him down, whilst Genma distracted him by waving his toothpick in front of his face.

"Okay…next round…" Anko said calmly.

Wanko dealt the cards and the next round began.

Both sisters frowned; neither of them was getting the cards they wanted.

"Hmm…will you snog me?" Kakashi asked the sweat dropping Iruka, "…I'm feeling horny."

"Um…Gomen Kakashi-kun I have a girl friend!" Iruka replied awkwardly, as Kakashi leaned up towards him.

"Aww…I wanna kiss!" Kakashi whined like an infant.

Wanko twitched in pure hatred for Kakashi, "Shut him up…or I will!"

"I wanna a kiss! I wanna kiss! I wanna! I wanna!" Kakashi demanded, tugging on Iruka's sleeve.

"Ssh! Kakashi! Ssh!" Iruka said desperately, "Oi! Genma, Gekkou! A little help!"

Genma snorted, "I ain't kissing him again!"

"I'm 'cough' ill…'cough' wouldn't 'cough' want Kakashi to 'cough' catch it…"

Iruka frowned at the unhelpful ninjas and turned back to Kakashi who was now sucking on a finger.

"What are you doing, eh Kakashi-kun?" Iruka asked the drunken jounin sadly.

"You won't kiss me so…" Kakashi smiled wickedly and then thrust his wet finger into Iruka's ear, "…so you get WET WILLY!"

Iruka shrieked and rubbed his ear in shock, as Kakashi rolled around laughing in the armchair.

"THAT'S IT!" Wanko suddenly screamed, "YOU WON'T FUCKIN' SHUT HIM UP SO I WILL!"

"Wanko! Remember! If you attack Kakashi, you forfeit the game!" Anko shouted as Wanko stood up grinning creepily.

"Then I guess I won't attack him then!" Wanko yelled, making her way over to the madly chuckling Kakashi.

Iruka stood in front of Kakashi, unsure of what to do, but then Wanko hissed, "Move Iruka!"

"Okay!" Iruka yelped diving to one side, Wanko was just as scary as Anko, if not even more.

"Hello stripper!" Kakashi said cheerily as Wanko stood in front of him, arms by her side, "You got nice panties!"

Wanko snarled and grabbed Kakashi by the collar of his jounin jacket, everyone in the room gasped.

"Mmm…Mmm…MmmMmmMmm" Kakashi mumbled as Wanko roughly kissed him.

"There you little pervert…you got your kiss…" Wanko whispered gently, "…Now shut the fuck up okay?"

Kakashi grinned lazily and nodded.

Iruka blushed as Kakashi tugged on his sleeve again and whispered, "Heh…now I'm super horny!"

"Where were we?" Wanko said as she retrieved her cards from the floor and kneeled down facing a slightly shocked Anko.

"Um…it's your turn to change cards…" Anko quickly replied, returning her attention to her own cards.

A few moments later Anko said, "Show hand."

Wanko showed her cards, "Oh shit!" Anko cursed, her cards were not as great as she thought.

"Hmm…I think I'll go for your other butt cheek now…" Wanko said happily.

Anko stood up and winced as Wanko's cold kunai cut her warm skin, she probably wouldn't be able to sit down for a few days now.

"Aww…stripper you're so mean…" Kakashi grumbled as a weary Anko winced in pain.

Wanko glared at Kakashi for a moment and then smiled, "I forfeit."

"What?" Anko asked in disbelief.

"I…forfeit." Wanko said more slowly this time.

"I heard what you said!" Anko snapped back.

"That's great!" Iruka yelled, running over to Wanko, "It's getting late anyway, so thanks for coming, goodbye!"

Wanko smirked, "I'll leave…after you've given me that cute little pervert…"

"What!" Iruka gasped, "Kakashi?"

"Oi! He's not a boy toy y'know!" Anko said angrily, as her butt was still stinging.

"Hn. He may be drunk…but hey, I like him." Wanko said cocking her head to one side and staring admirably at Kakashi.

Anko was about to protest again, when Iruka whispered something in her ear.

"Okay Wanko…you can have Kakashi…" Anko announced.

Wanko smiled, kindly this time, "Really Onee-chan? You're giving me the better man?"

"Eh hem…it's not about whose better or not, but I'll let you date him okay? He's recently broken up and so he's kinda available and if you like him…then I say go for it!" Anko said catching Iruka's eye.

"Ooh! Yay!" Wanko said happily running over to the dazed Kakashi and giving him a big hug, which then turned into a big kiss.

Wanko put her leather pants back on and then left grinning and said, "Tomorrow, seven pm make sure he's at the ramen stall!"

Anko sighed and went over to give Iruka a hug, "Thank God! Maybe this rivalry thing will end now!"

Iruka smiled weakly still pondering over Wanko's words, was Kakashi the better man?

Genma and Gekkou stood awkwardly as Iruka and Anko embraced in a long passionate kiss whilst Kakashi kept on whispering, "Can you die from being too horny?"

Gekkou retrieved his slightly blood covered cards and Genma said their goodbyes and they left with Kakashi. Iruka's hands made their way down to Anko's ass as they kissed and Anko flinched.

"Oops…sorry Anko-sama…I forgot about your injuries, I'll go get the first aid kit okay?" Iruka said thoughtfully.

Anko sat down in the armchair, but then she shot back up again, as her ass stung immensely.

Anko took off her pants and lay on Iruka's really comfy bed as Iruka gently tended to her cuts.

"Ow…" Anko mumbled as Iruka dabbed at her with some ointment, "It stings…Wanko, that bitch."

Iruka smiled, "At least she won't be bothering you anymore, eh?"

Anko giggled giddily as Iruka planted a kiss on her bare butt cheek.

"Hmm…all we got to do is make sure Kakashi goes on the date tomorrow…hmm…seven pm didn't she say?" Iruka said softly, putting a plaster on each bum cheek.

"Yeah…Outside the ramen place or something…"

"The ramen place! Oh no!" Iruka suddenly said, nearly falling off the edge of the bed he was perched upon.

"What?"

"A-Ayame…remember!" Iruka mumbled worriedly.

"Oh yeah…shit…" Anko replied, turning to face Iruka, "Hmm…maybe we could make them eat somewhere else?"

"Do you think she'll agree to that?"

Anko frowned and put her pants back on, "Well…she'd better 'cause if Kakashi sees Ayame who knows what he might do."

Iruka sighed and looked out of the window, the sky was practically black.

"A-Anko-sama!" Iruka suddenly screamed as something disturbing caught his eye.

"What is it Iruka-baby!" Anko asked worriedly, running next to Iruka by to the window.

"Something's on fire!"

The couple stood frozen by the window as a roaring orange flame could be seen. It was quite small, but it was rapidly increasing in size and thick grey smoke was trailing up into the sky.

"Let's go." Anko said quickly and then she and Iruka hopped out of the window and dashed along the rooftops towards the Hokage's place.


Okay...the story's gonna go a bit 'gasp' 'shock' 'drama' for a chapter, but I hope you'll like it! Thanks SOOOOOOOOOO much for the reviews! You're all wonderful people! Next chapter...well i don't wanna give you the title coz it'll spoil the surprise!