Ok so Lily and James have been captured so their friends are trying to figure out who took them. Song from Buffy the Vampire the Musical.

Frank
I've got a theory That it's a demon
A dancing demon - nyehh, something isn't right there

Alice
I've got a theory Some kid is dreaming
And we're all stuck inside his wacked foolish nightmare

Remus
I've got a theory, we should work this out

Remus/Alice/Frank
It's getting eerie What's this cheery singing all about

Peter
It could be Veela Some evil Veela (glare from half-veela classmate)
Which is ridiculous 'cause Veela they are
Wonderful People, good and love the earth
and Women power and I'll be over here

Sirius
I've got a theory It could be bunnies

Arthur
I've got a...

Sirius
Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses
And what's with all the carrots
What do they need such good eye site for anyway
Bunnies, bunnies It must be bunnies
...
Or maybe midgets

Remus
I've got a theory, we should work this fast

Remus/Frank
Because it clearly could get serious before it's passed

Dumbledore
I've got a theory It doesn't matter
What can't we face if we're together
What's in this place that we can't weather
Apocalypse We've all been there
The same old trips Why should we care

Group:
What can't we do if we get in it
We'll work it through within a minute
We have to try We'll pay the price
It's do or die

Sirius:
Hey, I want pie

Group:
What can't we face if we're together

Remus -
What can't we face

Group:
What's in this place that we can't weather

Remus -
If we're together

Group:
There's nothing we can't face

Sirius Except for bunnies...

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