Disclaimer: I wish I owned any of this
James
It's because of you that I was givin detention and our map was lost!
Sirius
But it isn't my fault, I was given that map!
You persuaded me to take that stupid map away!
And without that rat There'd have been no spell To take away the map In the first place!
Peter
Wait a minute, that map For a prank so dull
That you had to tell A lie to try It, which you told!
Was it worthless spells?
Were they oversold?
Oh, and tell us who Persuaded you To pull that off.
Lily See, it's your fault.
Sirius No!
James So it's you fault.
Sirius No!
Lily Yes, it is!
Sirius It's not!
James It's true.
Sirius (to James)
Wait a minute-
But I only did that prank becuase of a dare from you!
Lily So it's your fault!
Sirius Yes!
James
No, it isn't!
I'd have kept that map,
But our house was cursed.
The Slytherians needed pay back
to reverse the curse!
Lily
It's you stupid fault
That the curse got placed
And the place got cursed In the first place!
Peter
Oh.
Then it's his fault!
Lily So.
Remus It was his fault.
Sirus No.
James
Yes, it is,
It's his.
Remus I guess.
Sirius
Wait a minute, though-
I gave the map to you-
Right? That's clear.
But you where way up their,
Then what's queer
Is how did the map get stolen down here
In the first place?
Second place.
Remus Yes!
Peter How?
James Hmmm.
Sirius Well, Who had the map next?
James The map next?
Lily The map next?
Sirius You pocketed the map next.
James
I didn't!
Yes I did.
Peter So it's your!
James
No, it isn't,
'Cause I gave it to Peter!
Lily So it's his!
Peter No, it isn't!
Remus Then whose is it?
James (to Remus)
Wait a minute!
You then took the map
To add a new room,
So the one who knows what happened
To that map is you!
Remus
You mean that old parchment-
That you gave-? Oh, dear-
It wasn't the map And so I threw-
Well, don't look here!
Peter So it's your fault?
Remus But-
Sirius See, it's his fault-
Remus But-
Sirius And it isn't mine at all!
James (to Remus)
But what?
Remus (to Sirius)
Well, if you hadn't gone to eat again-
Sirius I were needy-
Remus
You were greedy!
Did you need that food?
Sirius But I got it for my friend!
Peter So it's his fault then!
Remus Yes? And what the prank In the third place?
Lily The Prank- yes!
Sirius He went and dared me to!
James I dared you to?
Sirius
You dared me to!
She said that I was scared-
James Me?
Sirius
He dared me!
James No, I didn't!
Peter/Remus So it's your fault!
James Wait a minute!
Lily If you hadn't dared him to-
James (To Sirius)
And you had left the map alone,
We wouldn't be in trouble
In the first place!
Remus (To Peter)
Well, if you hadn't thrown away the map
In the first place!
Peter (James)
Well, if he hadn't dared him
in the first place!
Sirius (to Lily)
It was your fault!
James (To Lily)
You told us to take the map in the first place
Peter (to Lily)
Your why we took it in the first place
Remus (to Lily)
You took the map in the first place!
James It's you fault!
Marauders (to Lily)
You're responsible!
You're the one to blame!
It's your fault!
Hmm so what will Happen now that Lily and James are fighting Review and find out!
