We Found Kabuto!
"Hey Kalita!" Scythe called over to the hippo-masked girl, "Kalita! What are you doing?"
Kalita said something that sounded like, "fucktwita" and dashed off again.
Iruka sighed, they'd been following Kalita for half and hour now and he was getting hungry.
"Iruka-baby…Are you hungry too?" Anko asked softly, stopping with Iruka on a pub roof.
"Hmm…yeah kinda…" Iruka mumbled his eye's turning into cute upside down 'U' shapes.
"HEY KALITA!" Scythe screamed, "STOP RUNNING ALREADY, WE FOUND KABUTO!"
Kalita froze and dashed into the pub, Scythe, Iruka and Anko followed.
"Fuck off Kakashi!" Kabuto was yelling.
"So you DID burn down the Hokage's place!" Kakashi growled.
Wanko was sipping some sake, cheerily and she waved at Anko and Iruka.
Kabuto looked weird without his glasses, kind of squinty.
Kalita shot past the surprised Kakashi and grabbed Kabuto by the neck.
"Ack! What the fuck!" Kabuto choked and squinted, "Kalita?"
"Heh…big bro you bastard, how you doing?" Kalita hissed, her grip tightening around his neck.
"Um…what's happening?" Kakashi asked curiously, ordering himself a pint.
Iruka and Anko sat down and ordered themselves some wine, whilst Scythe just stood doing a really 'cool calm guy' pose.
"Sis…ack…you bitch…ack!" Kabuto's face turned blue.
"You still gay?" Kalita asked heatedly.
"I…split…with…ack…Orochi…"
Kalita released her death grip on her brother and gave him a death hug instead.
"Oh thank God!" Kalita squealed sliding her mask up, "Does that mean you won't disgrace our family anymore?"
Kabuto rubbed his neck, "Heh…I didn't say I'd stopped being gay…"
Kalita's hand shot around Kabuto's neck again, "You bastard!" She hissed.
Kakashi walked over to Kalita and grabbed her by the wrist, Kalita glared and Wanko frowned.
"Um…you should let go…or he'll die…" Kakashi said, lifting her hand off Kabuto's neck.
Wanko gasped overdramatically, "K-Kakashi-kun! You're touching another woman!"
"Let go of my hand…or YOU'LL die…" Kalita warned, her vicious eyes staring into Kakashi's lazy one.
"Um…" Kakashi released her hand and shrugged.
"Bitch!" Kabuto croaked gulping his pint.
"Shut up you bastard!" Kalita screamed, pulling out a kunai and aiming it for Kabuto's throat.
"Hey…" Kakashi said calmly, grabbing Kalita's wrist again.
Wanko shrieked, "YOUR TOUCHING HER AGAIN!"
"Dick head…" Kalita growled.
"Arigatou." Kakashi replied.
No one dared to breathe. Kalita was turning maroon in anger and Wanko was ready to pounce on Kalita, should Kakashi not release her wrist in the next five seconds.
"Um…Kalita…" Scythe said, poking her in the shoulder, "…You wanna take it out on me?"
Kalita grinned, "No…I've found someone better as a stress reliever…"
"Stress reliever?" Kakashi smirked, "Like one of those things you squeeze when you get angry?"
Wanko leapt into action, placing herself between Kakashi and Kalita, "Don't you DARE squeeze MY man!"
"Heh…" Kalita grinned devilishly.
"Who said I'm your man!" Kakashi asked, finally releasing Kalita's hand.
"Oh shit…" Scythe mumbled, he knew Kalita wasn't one to back down in a challenge.
Iruka and Anko blinked, what the hell was going on?
Wanko brought out a kunai and thrust it towards Kalita's smirking face. Kalita vanished and Wanko tripped and stabbed Kabuto.
"YAOOOOOOOOOOOW!" Kabuto shrieked as a kunai shot through his pants.
"Oops!" Wanko mumbled, removing her blood-tainted kunai.
Kabuto was rolling around in pain, "EEEYAOWW OW! OW! OW!"
Kakashi blinked, Kalita was in his face, clearly satisfied that Wanko had attacked her brother in such a painful place.
"Um…" Kakashi mumbled. Kalita was really close.
"Your girlfriend dared me to squeeze you…"
"I-Uh…She's NOT my girlfriend." Kakashi mumbled as her face came closer and closer, Kabuto was still moaning in agony as Wanko shoved a ton of tissues onto his bleeding lower region.
"I…" Kakashi felt his mask being pulled down and Kalita stared at him for a moment, a twinkle in her eye.
"Aww man!" Anko grumbled to Iruka, "If Kakashi goes with her, then who the hell gets rid of stupid Wanko!"
Iruka nodded towards Scythe, who was now drinking some sake and watching Kabuto roll around on the floor.
"Heh…yeah, that could work…" Anko whispered, sipping her wine.
"YAOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!" This time it was Kakashi that screamed.
"Heh! There, I squeezed you!" Kalita smirked, removing her hand from Kakashi.
Kakashi was hunched over cursing as the pain subsided from his groin.
"Kakashi-kun!" Wanko yelled, wondering why he'd screamed, "Oh my Kakashi-kun!"
Anko grabbed her sister.
"What do you want!" Wanko asked angrily.
"I think you're going for the wrong man." Anko said calmly.
"What? You're giving me Iruka?" Wanko asked as Iruka spat his drink into Scythe's face…well um mask anyway.
Wanko watched as Scythe removed his mask and revealed his oh so gorgeous face.
"Is he free?" Wanko asked curiously.
"I think so." Anko replied.
About five minutes later, Wanko was fawning over a slightly blushing Scythe, Kabuto had stopped rolling around in pain and had passed out and Kakashi was in a bad mood from Kalita having manhandled his privates.
"Hmm…I'll take it from here." Kalita said calmly grabbing her brother after downing a pint and dragging him across the floor.
Scythe shot up and went to Kalita's side.
"Yes…um we'll interrogate him." Scythe mumbled as they both put their masks back on.
"Just try not to kill him." Kakashi grumbled.
Kalita grinned behind her mask and then they vanished through the door.
By now Iruka was starving and the bar tender was grumbling about what a mess the ANBU members had made.
Anko sighed, "Kabuto said he'd split with Orochimaru…that means he'll be after you again…"
Iruka shivered, "Y-You don't really think he-he'd really…"
"Yep. We better keep and eye out for him." Anko replied, drinking her seventh glass of wine.
Anko went to the toilet and Kakashi shuffled closer to Iruka.
"Um…" Kakashi mumbled, tapping the bar top, "…you think that ANBU girl has the hots for me?"
"Hmm…you sure you don't have the hots for HER?"
Kakashi rolled his mask down to sip his drink, "Why would I? She's vicious."
Iruka grinned; Kakashi was staring into his pint dreamily.
Anko, Iruka and Kakashi, were on the way to a restaurant when they saw Tsunade.
"Ah Tsunade, you've been released already?" Kakashi asked, as she walked towards them.
"Yes…well there isn't much point in staying at the hospital is there?" Tsunade grumbled with her hands on her hips, "Besides…Gekkou and Yugao were preventing me from sleeping so I thought I'd come out for a bit."
Anko smiled, "Would you like to join us for dinner?"
Tsunade grinned, "Of course…I need to speak with you Kakashi anyways."
Iruka happily let Anko feed him; he couldn't really use his hands (golf ball fingers…the horror!).
"Kakashi…I've decided to continue the calendar competition." Tsunade said with a mouth full of noodles.
"I see…" Kakashi said.
"WHAT!" Iruka screamed, "…b-but…"
Iruka frowned, he thought that all this chaos with the Hokage's place would have mean that the competition would be cancelled.
Tsunade smiled, "I think that the fire may have been an accident, not intentional."
"How do you know that?" Anko asked, accidentally shoving chopsticks up Iruka's nose.
"Aiii!"
"Oops! Sorry Iruka-baby."
"I ran into Gai on my way here and it seems that Orochimaru was the one who started the fire." Tsunade said folding her arms, "Though the little details haven't been found out yet, Gai is helping the ANBU with questioning…so don't worry too much."
"O-Orochimaru?" Iruka mumbled, "Ew, that freak."
"So it wasn't Kabuto's fault?" Kakashi said.
Tsunade shook her head, "Kabuto may have been involved."
The four ninjas ate their food and then went to see how the interrogations were going.
"You started the fire!" Gai pointed an accusing finger at Orochimaru.
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did!"
"No I didn't."
"Did!"
"NOT!"
"DID!"
"NOT!"
Kakashi sweat dropped.
"Ah! Kakashi my rival!" Gai said happily as Kakashi entered the interrogation chamber.
"Um…I think you should let Iruka interrogate him." Kakashi suggested.
"Why?" Gai asked confused, "Am I not doing it wonderfully already?"
"Yes WHY?" Iruka shrieked, as Tsunade pushed him into the room.
"No! Iruka-baby!" Anko protested from outside the room.
Kakashi and Tsunade left.
Iruka was alone…
…In a room with Orochimaru…
Ooh...Iruka-kun you're in trouble (again!) Reveiw if you like it, it might encourage me to burn more of my college work and glue my butt more often to the computer chair lol. Pepsi Dragon x
