Booby Trap…Party?

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Kakashi groaned, having boobs was a humungous and troublesome thing. Every move he made and they would jiggle most disturbingly and yet he would not wear a bra…it would seem wrong for the copy nin to have to wear one anyway…it would make him feel like a cross dresser or something.

Gai sensei on the other hand had found the tightest bra he could fit across his newly born chest and strapped it in so taut he could barely breathe. During training he found he couldn't concentrate as much as he normally could and he feared someone, especially his treasured student Lee, just might notice.

Gekkou took the day off work and hung out with Genma who also took the day off. Together they sat disgruntled playing snap with Gekkou's infamous cards.

"Fuck this." Genma growled tossing all his cards into Gekkou's lap, "If I don't get rid of this jutsu soon…I'll be forced to get a hack saw out to remove em."

Gekkou stacked his cards and put them away, "Don't worry…Iruka's working on it. I'm sure."

A short distance away Orochimaru sat under a tree with Iruka snuggled under his arm…well in actual fact he was in a headlock, but why bother with the pitiful details?

"O-Orochimaru!" Iruka wailed, "P-Please take that jutsu off my friends."

Oro-kun smiled and licked Iruka's face, "When I feel like it…I will."

In a nearby tree Anko felt sweat bead on her skin as she used all her willpower to restrain herself from rushing over and throttling the legendary sannin.

"Please." Iruka mumbled as Orochimaru nuzzled his face into his brown hair.

Orochimaru frowned, "Iruka baby. You don't seem to be enjoying our day out…and until you fully appreciate what a grand lover I am…I'm not doing anything."

Iruka turned pale and he sat limp in the snake man's arms. Anko twitched turned away furiously as Kakashi gently poofed beside her.

"Yo. How's it all going?" Kakashi said sweat dropping as he felt his twin jellies sway behind his clothes.

Anko muttered several swears and then she added angrily, "I'm going to make him cancel the jutsu by force."

Kakashi shrugged, "If it gets the job done."

Anko dashed down to the couple and kicked Orochimaru in the face as his tongue was starting to bind around Iruka's poor neck. Iruka gagged and leant back against the tree trunk with relief. Orochimaru lurched sideways and then turned to glare furiously at Anko.

"You bitch!" He hissed, "The deal was I get to spend time with Iruka!"

"Deal's off." Anko roared seizing Orochimaru by his hair and yanking him up.

"Owee." He groaned stroking his luxurious locks in irritation, "No Iruka, no anti-jutsu."

"Now look here." Anko snarled he fingers interlocking into numerous seals, "If you don't you'll regret it."

Orochimaru sneered, "Oh, I'm like soooo scared of you little missy."

Anko released some blue chakra that shaped like a snake out of each palm. The chakra serpents wound themselves around Orochimaru's legs and then sent an violent electric shock through him. Orochimaru surprised by her strength fell forwards and flinched.

"Heh…I call it Electric Eel no jutsu." Anko muttered as she grabbed the sannin and gave him a death glare, "Now tell me the anti-jutsu or I'll send those eels into your pants."

A small flicker of fear crossed Orochimaru's eyes, "Tch."

Kakashi had his Icha book out and he sighed, "Just give it already, the Konoha Nude calendar photo shoots are coming up you know."

Orochimaru winced in painful memory at his loss of his dear Kabuto and he began to cry, "Just kill me."

"What!" Iruka said leaning over.

"Just kill me."

Kakashi raised an eyebrow, he could see Anko wouldn't hesitate one bit to kill him. Iruka touched her shoulder worriedly and she turned briefly to him.

"Um, Anko sama." He said lightly, "You can't kill him, or we'll never know the anti-jutsu."

"Yeah…I'll have these freakin' boobs forever." Kakashi grumbled.

Anko frowned and felt like hitting her head on the tree, but thought the better of it. She then got down on her knees and bowed low to Orochimaru and the three men looked on in awe and confusion.

"Orochimaru-kun." She muttered bitter sweetly, "I'm begging you. Just take the jutsus off them."

Oro-kun laughed in disbelief, "Well, well, well…"

Anko shot a look at Iruka and Kakashi. Iruka thought about it and then quickly also bowed down and grovelled up to the sannin. Kakashi shrugged and just continued reading Icha instead.

Orochimaru sighed, enjoying this attention and treatment, "Fine…I'll make a deal with you. I'll take the jutsus off tomorrow…if…"

Kakashi looked away from his book and Anko and Iruka looked up waiting.

"If…tonight you invite everyone over to my place and we play fun party games!" Oro chuckled excitedly.

"What kind of party games?" Iruka asked suspiciously.

"Like, karaoke…pin the tail on the donkey…spin the bottle…musical chairs…" Oro-kun began listing with a flourish.

Anko thought about it and then she gave him a steely glare, "If the jutsu is not gone by tonight I will fry your balls with my Electric Eels no jutsu…and no funny stuff."

They nodded on it and the gang dispersed to their separate ways. Oro-kun off to plan his party and prepare his lair, Kakashi off to spread the good news to the other big booby no jutsu sufferers and Anko and Iruka off to a restaurant to eat.

"Tonight you are to keep at least two metres away from that freak at all times." Anko demanded as they say down.

Iruka nodded, "Even further if possible.

"If he asks to play any risky games such as spin the bottle, you are to ask for the toilet and stay there until the game is over."

Iruka nodded a little more slowly this time, "Uh…I guess so."

"And also…you are not allowed on a any condition to speak tonight, you'll fake the flu, it might keep you safer that way."

Iruka nodded again, a little confused, but then they ordered their food, ate and left for Iruka's place. They kissed, huggled and some other things and then a couple of hours later they made their way to Orochimaru's underground lair, recently relocated to the edge of Konoha in the middle of the forest.

When they were about to leave the Konoha gates, they stumbled upon a very distressed Izumo. He was sat on the floor, his clothes dirty and his hair ruffled in the wrong direction.

"Izumo." Anko gasped, "Are you alright?"

"No." Izumo panted, "Someone stole the list of Konoha Nude Calendar Competition winners."

"What?" Iruka said in surprise, "Why would they want that?"

Izumo sighed, "They probably want to change the scores, make some people lose…other people win."

"Someone's trying to fix the competition! Those cheating bastards!" Anko growled.

"It took us a few days to count the votes…and Tsunade already burnt them up, so we really need the list back." Izumo muttered.

"Where's Kotetsu?"

Izumo shook his head, "He went after the guy who stole the list…into the forest."

"Let's go." Anko said rushing into the trees and Iruka followed thinking maybe it would be kind of good if the person who stole the list would just burn it so that he wouldn't have to be in the stupid calendar.

A little distance ahead, they hear loud J pop start blaring out of Orochimaru's lair. Apparently the party had begun.

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ARRRGH! I think I have freakin RSI! OWEEEEEEE!

Will have to take a break and have a…not a kit Kat…maybe an ice cream…mmmm…

Review if you like ice cream too!...or just to review this fic lolz.

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